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    Over the top silly? Only because the audience isn’t a bunch of young Al’s playing flag football at St. Ignatius Martyr School by Coach Tim Ickus losing to our cross town rivals at St. Louis, maybe. We learned that shit back in grade school and never let it happen again. The Bobcats at the big I needed an ass chewing on occasion and it worked. I hope this will root the weak out of the program.
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    Is that Honey Melons 88HHH? HM88HHH hit young Al in the back of his head with one of her 88’s because he was talking to his buddies and not giving said stripper attention nor US paper currency. This was at a bachelor party in dusty old Lubbock at place called Players, Al remembers. Another one of the entertainers that night pulled off young Al’s belt a gave him a whipping because of his frugality with his said US paper currency as well. Al realized that night that he is not a strip club guy. Stripping, serious business. Wonder how the probably elder HM88HHH is doing these days. Thanks for posting this, oh the sand filled callous mammories that were created that night.
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    Three thoughts: I can't wait for someone to post the hidden video taken by someone in the UT IT department of a representative of the University making Pole Assassin delete her entire social media library. The internet gold within that video will be epic, also hoping it includes subtitles. Sad that it has not been mentioned that the pole spins, I figured someone besides Al knew this. Stripper facts. The rest of Longhorn Nation has needed this distraction after enduring yet another 4th quarter collapse.
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    Same as the Karate Kid vs Jack Butler, but that’s what Hollywood wants us to believe.
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    This is a lie.
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    Are you the sibling my Mom never told us about? Hitting the nail on the head.
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    Al was there up close and those titties were not all that, but titties nonetheless. Got free beers on the way in because I was wearing my clean 93.7 KLBJ shirt. Seeing Brian May play up close was also pretty cool.
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    That’s no moon. -Obi-Wan Kenobi
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    Al has noticed this effect it has on him in his mid-life crisis years. Shameless plug time: I like to buy my okra from a little farm in the middle of South Austin on Cooper Lane called Katherine's Little Farm, I do not believe she is related to said poster 'South Austin' but I like to support small business just the same. She has produce here and there throughout the year to help pay her taxes and I have never been disappointed, still waiting on her bees to deliver me some honey. And fuck the City of Austin for trying to tax the elderly out of their homes.
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    CSB alert. When Arkansas came to town in 2008 a cute girl walked by our tailgate behind right field at Disch-Falk and just so happened wasn’t wearing any shoes. Total Walmart feet with asphalt black soles. For some unknown reason I asked her ‘where are your shoes?’ to which she replied ‘we don’t wear shoes in Arkansas, bitch’. My only response was ‘did she call me bitch?’ and had a laugh. That hillbilly went down the way into a portapotty to which our friend Magdna followed and then to attempt to tump said portapotty over. Stopped only by her man, it could have been done and hilarity would have ensued. To this day I wish she would have knocked over that portapotty. /csb
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    From the fairway on the original #4 in Onion Creek TEXAS!!!!!
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    Dude, we already got 1 Vic Mackey on this board.
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    Getting hammered before you board a flight talk not going away.
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    Missing aggy honor code post. The Surly is getting sloppy.
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    Reading the Solar Roof Vent thread.  Are you a roof guy? If so are you in Austin? Have a tile roof that has 3 busted Solar vents that need replacing, can you help?

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    Username indicates that you should never come back.
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    20. 'stache
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    19. oklahoma
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    Doubtful that will ever happen, visiting fans won’t be able to find the stadium and no self respecting Longhorn fan will show them where it is, because we’re mean like that.
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    This needs more love.
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    I still love her.
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    Example #infinity of just another tOSU student-athlete that didn't take the opportunity to play school.
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    AMMO THREAD

    Al Czervik replied to Handcruser's topic in Hobbies

    The Marlin my Dad owns will be the only one we all fight over. Always preferred the Marlin pistol grip stock over the Winchester.
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    Austin FC

    Al Czervik replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    TV announcer just mentioned the Austin crowd as the 12th man. Aggy boycott in 3. 2.1….
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    As far as not being self aware, if it already hasn't been mentioned.

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