Jebus

Jones with the big brain penalty to force Sark to take the fucking points

oh my god

can we maybe not give up a chunk play right away on this drive

wow that was an absolutely terrible throw

And Ewers follows up the dogshit INT with a real beauty!

Whittington, love that guy

great hustle to get that back

well I'm glad they left him in to get his TD, and I love seeing Savion Red excited for him on the sideline after too.

Man, it would be great to be in a conference that puts their thumb on the scale to protect the team with the chance at the playoffs instead of fucking them over sometimes.

that's what they want you to think

yeah but discovery means that the B1G and Ohio State and everyone will also have to turn over all the stuff in the folder marked "secret conspiracy: DO NOT SHOW TO MICHIGAN"

wearing pink camouflage gear for breast cancer awareness

You got it, as long as you add in a “pretty much everyone else is having sex so rape is fine” and maybe a “murdering them didn’t actually do anything, those people are still doing fine” for good measure

It's just muddying up the discussion, which is exactly what michigan wants. The two scenarios are significantly different in that one is against the rules, and one is not. How you (or me, or anyone else) feel about coaches talking to their buddies about signs they might have observed during a game just confuses the issue. As soon as people shift over to debating about shit like whether there should be radios, or whether a good christian upstanding man should avert his eyes if he happens to see a signal going in from the opposing sideline or whether stealing signs is "part of the game" or "morally wrong" or whether or not Ryan Day is a scumbag or whatever the fuck else, that means people aren't talking about how there are clearly written rules that michigan broke many times over, and what punishments should be given for breaking those rules. Which is a discussion that michigan people would absolutely love to delay until after the season after they've ordered their national championship t-shirts. Every game michigan plays without a punishment right now, this season, is another set of consequences they have escaped.

relax, brother. pretty sure the noted Ohio state guy is not arguing that michigan is a victim here.

Don’t sell yourself short, it’s not luck. You made at least some good choices in life.

Garbage

This is just unfuckingbelievable

It’s like they saw a copy of “the big book of Aggie jokes” and thought “hey cool, a book of jokes just for aggies”

Well I guess that wraps it up then

Ah yes, the dump. What an appropriate thing to call what that ended up being

Yeah but it’s like “oh you’re gonna turn me in for murder? Well how would you feel if I told everyone that you were rude to a waiter the other day?” Not really a shocking takedown to find out that a college coach might be a bit of a dickhead Also I kind of feel like maybe sending someone to illegally record your signals at like 8 different games shows that maybe coach shoe polish beard might also have nice a little place reserved in harbaughs head too

But who gives a shit where the info comes from as long as it wasn't falsified and no laws were broken getting it? And even if laws were broken getting it, fine. Punish everyone! Seems like an obvious attempt at deflection to me

harbaugh didn't pay anyone to off him, how dare you suggest such a thing. He merely wondered aloud "why doesn't someone just kill the sonofabitch" while looking pointedly at his personal assistant. he then left the room and a wad of cash fell out of his pocket rubber banded to a note that said "hit man money". His assistant then hired someone to kill the guy. But it was a total coincidence and the assistant was a lone wolf who acted alone. Pay no attention to the entry in Harbaugh's quicken that lists a $5000 expense for "killing of that dude who exposed our pedophile staffer", Jim knew nothing about it. Also the thank you note that said "thanks for taking care of boopac shakur" signed by Jim Harbaugh could have been about any boopac shakur. And the signature looks fake anyway.

I mean, it's not really fair to A&M to be comparing them to major sports brands like NHL teams