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Jebus

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Everything posted by Jebus

  1. “12 years is like a grain of salt in Bobby P years” what in the fuck
  2. That's strange, among the many grievances being aired by the aggies after that whooping they took was a lot of crying about how the committee intentionally matched them against "the best 3 point shooting team in the country" because they knew it was the aggies' achilles heel and as usual, the entire college sports world is united in their fear of a rising aggie juggernaut and will do anything to keep the mighty aggies down. Which, mission accomplished yet again, I suppose.
  3. Jebus replied to HookEm's topic in Basketball
    This is big time Aggie energy
  4. Damn, sounds like derka is joining #teamterry
  5. This is a great watch as someone entertained by drama and predictably dumb mistakes and whose team doesn’t depend on anyone involved here Looked So far after the buzzer
  6. Lol great defense there
  7. And as a little post dinner gift from the chef, here’s a little dumbass foul on a wild 3 when up four with seconds left, followed by absolute chaos on the ensuing inbounds
  8. Oh wow, this is a new one- an impending narrow escape against a team they should have blown out that is then sold postgame as a great display of grit and toughness coming back from the deficit they should never have been in to start with. can I get a side of getting smoked in the next round because everyone is still so satisfied with the tough, gritty first round win with that please?
  9. how long a list are we talking here
  10. holy shit they don't have a journalism major? what kind of rinky dink little shit shack are those goobers running over there? and nice to see they'll have "financial planners" in addition to their legions of insurance agents soon
  11. I love the conspiracy theory guy, “there just has to be more to this. Sips are dirty dirty dirty. They never do anything without a reason” you know who makes huge decisions about their future without a reason? Fucking morons.
  12. Why is he wearing all that garbage? I tried googling “Texas A&M garbage” and it returned too many results
  13. Don't worry, they won't. That would require introspection and self-awareness.
  14. I’m confused, can someone recap the story for me again
  15. What’s the equivalent of a subtweet on a message board?
  16. Why don’t people with Twitter accounts just reply to every third or fourth tweet of his with varying combinations of his picture and story He seems like a real bitch so even once or twice might be enough
  17. The way he runs that site is fuckin crazy, man
  18. Texas recruiting notes 2026: just delete everything after the colon and it will be just right. yeah, catchy. I like it. Now that’s a surgery I would avoid if at all possible
  19. I love that one of the more common things these guys say is some variation on "something's not right" and then the wild variations of followups to that initial statement. Like they keep saying "it kinda smells like shit in here" and come up with all these increasingly unlikely possible explanations but never check their shoes.
  20. But then the business owners would have to pay staff a wage they could live on instead of passing that responsibility and expense on to the customers
  21. Of course they would, but they probably won’t get the chance when Kentucky or some other school that is actually good at basketball and/or not in a shit tier backwater city offers him a job too
  22. 100% they do. They hired cal when his vacated final fours were much more recent and when paying players was still technically against the rules. If Texas takes Calipari off their hands I’d bet your life savings they will hire Beard. Maybe not mine, but yours for sure.
  23. Well seeing as how you already made the “bitterwhiteguy of calipari” joke I was going to make when I got to the end of this thread, all I got left is So what you’re saying is you’d be stunned. You’d be pissed. If it’s John Calipari?
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