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Jebus

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  1. Fuck this and fuck these guys
  2. Literally a misinterpretation of the rules as written wtf
  3. Don’t know what the deal is with the injury but wow, card is just looking so bad
  4. Dude, I fucking hate this
  5. Yeah, it’s all the same people who were so thankful for his help when they couldn’t find the stadium
  6. Hahahaha, good thing they smartly saved their timeouts to prevent app state from running the clock down
  7. That poster’s account is in grave danger
  8. Pretty spot on except for the stuff about Ewers. It seems some of them would rather have him than what they trot out on Saturdays. But that’s crazy, ewers was begging the aggies to take him and jimbo told him to fuck off, and trust in jimbo
  9. Guessing it will be some combo of: - stupid sips, they lost, no moral victories - ewers is a cancer and a primadonna and should have played - bama didn’t want to be there, but still beat tu and the refs - Jimbo finished bama off last year, sark sucks - hoping for a QB controversy since Texas almost won with card - if shitty tu hung this close, the fightin’ Texas aggies will roll - that was Texas’ Super Bowl, wait till they lose to Kansas (special bonus for an even greater lack of self awareness than usual on this one) - SEC SEC SEC
  10. He thinks he’s here to show dominance over both Texas and Bama, but in reality he’s set to perform a clown routine during a 1st quarter TV timeout
  11. Yes, Jimbo is a super rough tough genius badass, trust in jimbo, look how he made Jameis Winston a NC winning QB. Everyone is afraid of A&M and the only thing holding us back is the fact that all the powers that be are aligned against us but we're still gonna win as long as everyone squeezes harder also Jimbo is gonna go 8-4 and is fucking up royally by playing the wrong QB, stop being a pussy and get the freshman in there pronto, we're shooting ourselves in the dick over here time really is a flat circlejerk over there
  12. Well, fuck
  13. Their fanfic version of Jimbo is truly mind bottling
  14. That’s a lower order brain function, so it’s kinda right in their wheelhouse
  15. Diamonds in the rough, Trust in Jimbos evals
  16. Maybe he’ll just do a looch top 9 this year or maybe just a top 8
  17. How did that stupid sip get an ag tag? Conspiracy!
  18. You can use it to make chicken fried steak
  19. Or spend 10k on extremely gaudy, huge “congrats on your abortion” signs and decorations for their yard
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