Jebus

pork? chicken fried bacon is chicken, dude. It's right there in the name.

Maybe he’s got hemorrhoids and is need of banding

At this rate it may not be a bad idea for OP to make a “point and laugh at Steve Sarkisian” thread

They're gonna give us the old Rashaan Salaami

Exactly, and this "100% or else what science and medicine say is bullshit" type of argument is at the core of a lot of the bad faith arguments that we are seeing now: "Oh, someone who was vaccinated got COVID, the vaccine doesn't provide 100% protection from infection, checkmate, vax lovers" - look at the breakdowns of vaccinated/unvaccinated in pretty much any metric: new infections, sympomatic infections, hospitalizations, ICU populations, deaths. They all point to an incredibly obvious conclusion, unless you're intentionally trying to miss it. "Oh but getting COVID doesn't mean I have a 100% chance of dying or even getting seriously ill, I don't need a vaccine" - great, just turn yourself into a COVID distribution vehicle and an incubator for new variants. "A mask doesn't block 100% of transmission, so why bother" (or the even better "masks do more harm than good", what a load of bullshit) These arguments are just not logically sound, and when they're put forth by people who should (and do) know better, they are actively harmful.

I love how the Horse paste crowd is all "Hey, a Nobel prize was awarded for the study of Ivermectin, clearly it's good for treating COVID". You know what else was awarded a Nobel Prize? Radium, and it killed the person who studied it and a bunch of others who worked with it. Maybe all the Ivermectin lovers should be trying to find old watch dials to lick.

Nope, jokes on you buddy- Mark Adams was the real reason Tech outdrew us those years.

do you want an excuse to get a new TV when you smash your current one?

What the actual fuck

It’s the only its the only its the only song they know

I think the guy who said “sounds like they put the decimal point in the wrong place” is the winner of the tallest midget award on that thread

Bijan, what a beast

Another time where the best way to stop a bijan run is an o-lineman just chilling standing straight up in the way blocking nobody

How the fuck was that not holding? Jesus

Yeah but that play calling sure was

These refs are consistently inconsistent with when they blow the play dead

Turns out there’s more than one way to turtle

I was for sure expecting a flag after that incompletion, still waiting for them to blow the whistle to take a look at something.

What the fuck kind of keystone kops ass shit was that, Brock

God damn what the fuck was that on the 2pt

Hahaha, goddamn great tackling, guys

Boy, I sure am glad the new coaching staff has eliminated mental mistakes

All gas? no, brakes!

So is this unnamed assistant director of football operations Casey Horny? From what I found with a quick search, that was his job title there. Yet another turd Herman laid in the Texas football punchbowl.

There’s so much stupid in there, but one obvious flaw in that plan is that 3 nonconference games + Texas = 4, but I guess maybe that guy didn’t participles in math class in grade school.