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Jebus

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  1. It makes me rage when the guy mumble mouths “statcast AI analyzes thousands of data points per second”
  2. Anybody know what the history is there? searching just brings up a ton of articles about the astros denying this guy access.
  3. Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout
  4. Well then I guess he dodged a bullet
  5. Well he was also playing left field so it’s a defensive substitution as well.
  6. White Sox manager is a master of panic
  7. Tightness from the HBP, apparently
  8. Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying
  9. Yeah, enough fucking around today.
  10. Team looks like they’re trying to push a giant boulder up a hill wearing roller skates today
  11. I would like a Greinke cam please, I feel like we have the technology
  12. The fuck we don’t. Greinke’s at 3 right now, once he gets a chance to talk hitting with our professional hitter(s), I’m sure his HR rate will go up. They can use him at DH once in a while to give Yordan some rest, maybe a spot start at short when Correa inevitably gets nicked up- he is a reigning 5x gold glover, after all. Some pinch hit AB, of course. And make sure he gets a start in MIL. He may need to get the last one or two in the series, do postseason HR count?
  13. Love that this was the first game for these guys from the blue jays and they were both in on it along with machete. Pretty good trade deadline.
  14. If there’s a bigger way to say “we don’t give a shit about a no-hitter” than pulling the starter after 6 and then trotting out Harris, a new guy and then Devo to close it out in the ninth, I don’t know what it is.
  15. Watched that clip like 15 times already, even with all the annoying personalities in it, it’s amazing
  16. Probably asked for Yordan but were willing to be talked down to Tucker+Whitley as their backup
  17. Return of machete twitter follies also some dude came on here and started selling Astros trucker hats for $8 apiece, made a killing
  18. Almost like those two franchises being shit ass clown shows didn’t happen by accident
  19. Sure, hold on to him for 2 more magical months of .500 baseball ending up 4th runner up for the wildcard and lose him for nothing out of spite. Or, they’re a bunch of doofuses that are posturing but are eventually going to take the best offer currently on the table, and everyone knows it.
  20. So my current read on Astros-related things based on twitter accounts of actual reporters and mlb live: - only reported connection is talks for Wheeler with the Mets. Competition is supposedly Rays and possibly the Yankees. - Bumgarner situation unclear, Giants gave up a major league reliever for a prospect so may be tentatively selling or standing pat - Oakland picked up Tanner Roark from the Reds, trying to catch the Astros/get that WC spot - D-backs picked up a pitcher in exchange for a prospect (no longer sellers after their talks with Yankees about Ray collapsed?) So there's always the possibility of something coming out of nowhere, but as of now looks like Wheeler or nothing.
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