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Jebus

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  1. Jebus replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Wentz with a smooth 0-4 first quarter, colts down 7-0 with 10 total yards and raiders back in the red zone. Seems like the colts knew what they were doing for sure, no way Sam would be able to give them production like that.
  2. Yeah but then when he gets fatter his arms are gonna be too long
  3. pork? chicken fried bacon is chicken, dude. It's right there in the name.
  4. Jebus replied to Bruh Man's topic in Football
    Maybe he’s got hemorrhoids and is need of banding
  5. At this rate it may not be a bad idea for OP to make a “point and laugh at Steve Sarkisian” thread
  6. They're gonna give us the old Rashaan Salaami
  7. Exactly, and this "100% or else what science and medicine say is bullshit" type of argument is at the core of a lot of the bad faith arguments that we are seeing now: "Oh, someone who was vaccinated got COVID, the vaccine doesn't provide 100% protection from infection, checkmate, vax lovers" - look at the breakdowns of vaccinated/unvaccinated in pretty much any metric: new infections, sympomatic infections, hospitalizations, ICU populations, deaths. They all point to an incredibly obvious conclusion, unless you're intentionally trying to miss it. "Oh but getting COVID doesn't mean I have a 100% chance of dying or even getting seriously ill, I don't need a vaccine" - great, just turn yourself into a COVID distribution vehicle and an incubator for new variants. "A mask doesn't block 100% of transmission, so why bother" (or the even better "masks do more harm than good", what a load of bullshit) These arguments are just not logically sound, and when they're put forth by people who should (and do) know better, they are actively harmful.
  8. I love how the Horse paste crowd is all "Hey, a Nobel prize was awarded for the study of Ivermectin, clearly it's good for treating COVID". You know what else was awarded a Nobel Prize? Radium, and it killed the person who studied it and a bunch of others who worked with it. Maybe all the Ivermectin lovers should be trying to find old watch dials to lick.
  9. Nope, jokes on you buddy- Mark Adams was the real reason Tech outdrew us those years.
  10. do you want an excuse to get a new TV when you smash your current one?
  11. It’s the only its the only its the only song they know
  12. I think the guy who said “sounds like they put the decimal point in the wrong place” is the winner of the tallest midget award on that thread
  13. Another time where the best way to stop a bijan run is an o-lineman just chilling standing straight up in the way blocking nobody
  14. How the fuck was that not holding? Jesus
  15. Yeah but that play calling sure was
  16. These refs are consistently inconsistent with when they blow the play dead
  17. Turns out there’s more than one way to turtle
  18. I was for sure expecting a flag after that incompletion, still waiting for them to blow the whistle to take a look at something.
  19. What the fuck kind of keystone kops ass shit was that, Brock
  20. God damn what the fuck was that on the 2pt
  21. Hahaha, goddamn great tackling, guys
  22. Boy, I sure am glad the new coaching staff has eliminated mental mistakes
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