Jebus

Well technically the first TD is kind of a game winning TD when the final score is 52-3

I heard simple jack got his both his B.S. and his masters from A&M, but he doesn’t wear his Aggie ring because he was tired of being made fun of

What does one of these even look like? I assume it must be some combination of being unable to sign their name and being unable to qualify for a loan.

derp

Reality hits those idiots in the face over and over again, year after year. They just convince themselves it's something else, a vast burnt orange conspiracy to hold them down, an incredible confluence of unforeseeable (but also predictable) events that are out of their control (but also largely self-inflicted) that are unlikely to ever happen again (but also recurring), etc. etc.

If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life

Damn that was quick, even for them

well to be fair, the old ones don't either

I assume this means he’s moving on to the next job

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I have to agree with some of their posters, they really should think about backing out of the bowl game, considering the fact that they’re about to be embarrassed (although is that even possible at this point?) by a team they’ve spent the last 48 hours trying so hard to convince the world is complete dogshit.

Interesting that they are constantly shouting about the political, slimy, underhanded, media-manipulating tactics of Texas when their go to move is to leak things to the media to try and manipulate the situation. Leaking the Texas to the SEC story, which subsequently backfired on them. leaking the Stoops hire, outcome TBD. weren’t they even bragging about this one?

This thread is about to be lit, college station style

This thread needs a “nightmare fuel” warning

I mean, I don't want to see that douche's face on the mic during the game any more than anybody else, but this doesn't mean that much without the comparison of Texas/Opponent penalty rates with other officials. The way we talk about him (and the Big 12 in general), you'd expect that the biggest disparity in favor of opponents would be Mar crews, then non-Marred big-12 crews, then non big-12 crews. Is that the case?

Yeah, they'll let him keep his buyout but his new contract will be MUCH more reasonable. To show him they are tough negotiators.

spoiler that shit, dude

I'm not so sure the conservative game plan of the last two games has been designed to try to fool Ohio State into thinking they are just going to be an ultra conservative team now. Probably more like "we can be very conservative and still win these two games", and it almost bit them against Maryland. I mean I definitely agree that the general vision of how they want to run the game comes from Harbaugh during the week, but when they're in the stadium and the game is actually happening, Sherrone can't exactly phone a friend back at the hotel and ask whether they should go for it on 4th and 2 from the Ohio State 40 or not. Some of those calls have to come from him in the moment, and it seems like, at least against 2 overmatched opponents, he is more likely to be conservative than to gamble. I'd like to see how he handles it when forced into a position where he basically HAS to roll the dice, he just hasn't been challenged into that yet. It will be interesting to see how the gameplan differs for Ohio State, that's for sure.

Well to be fair they also have blinders on regarding Texas

Damn, what a bunch of fucking losers.

Hope Yormark enjoyed the show, the fuckface

fuck yeah take that up your ass, bitches

Baxter starting these last few games is gonna pay off next season

I mean I love seeing Matt Campbell cry love it so much

for the love of god, I thought Taaffe was about the let that fucker slip out of the tackle