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Paper_jam

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  1. Leave it to the Cowboys to lose a critical "must win" game, at home, on prime-time TV, against a terrible opponent that they "should" beat. The Vikings quarterback looks like a middle school kid who gets an atomic wedgie and his lunch money taken every day. Also, as someone else posted above, you'd have better protection and run blocking if you replaced a few Dallas O-Linemen with chairs and a jersey draped over them.
  2. On Friday, overhead a guy in my office (two doors down from me thankfully) talking to another guy about how he and his whole family had Covid right now, but it was so mild he didn't feel sick enough to stay home. Thanks dickhead, lucky for you but I'm not that eager to strap on a case since I'm in my 50s and obese. And I have a cruise coming up and I don't want to catch this crud.
  3. Assholes. A red Charger damn near hit me on Parmer tonight as he was weaving through rush hour traffic like he was playing a god damn videogame. Someone did a minor hit and run on me five years ago and I'm still pissed about that one.
  4. Just sayin', it wouldn't be hard for someone qualified at the back of the grid to do a quick 180 when the race starts and run the first lap backward, meeting the rest of the field head-on.
  5. Dammit, I thought this team was a shitty offense with a good defense. Now it looks like a good offense with a shitty defense? Can we get good on both sides of the ball in the same game?
  6. For some reasons the Texans started to use that hideous Olde English looking font for the "H" and stuff inside the stadium. The fuck is that about, that shit should be on a can of bottom shelf malt liquor.
  7. This some weak shit. Better be some more development out west or this is going to be < 0.25" for me. (That's what she said!)
  8. Paper_jam replied to Orale's topic in Daily Texan
    Hi, I'm here to pick up my Whopper and Big Fish sandwich. Make sure you put some extra tartar sauce in the bag.
  9. Baaaaa means no
  10. Only if the subscription cost of YTTV was dramatically reduced. Without ESPN, ABC, FX etc. I'd be willing to pay $15-20/month at most for the rest of the shit.
  11. [Edited for CR content] But I was told by people that when a previous administration gave out stimulus checks during a crisis, it triggered a wave of inflation...
  12. Thanks. Guess I'll have to dig my old Radio Shack antenna out of the closet and see if it still works.
  13. Anybody know definitively if the Texas-Georgia game will be ESPN-only, or if it will also run on ABC (KVUE in Austin)?
  14. I watch quite a few "police chase" type videos and it's insane how many people try to run from police, turning what could be a minor traffic or possession charge into multiple felonies (and/or risking death or serious injury).
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