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Paper_jam

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  1. Bojack Horseman: "Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it."
  2. I haven't tried the new system yet but it seems there is more potential for things to go wrong, with the whole ballot printing and scanning process. I hope these machines are engineered to be hella reliable, and easy to use.
  3. Those unis might look good if TCU installs some black lights at Amon G. Carter and turns the whole thing into a rave.
  4. I've seen better defense being played on those old vibrating football games where the players just move in random directions
  5. Wouldn't it be better if the orange and red lines, I dunno, connected to something like the purple or yellow lines? Maybe they just want those people to stay on Parmer & Cameron and never go downtown.
  6. It's been several years since I got off my ass and actually went to a game at DKR. I picked up a couple of cheap tickets for the Kansas game off Stubhub--Section 127. High up on the east side. I notice the tickets are marked Gate 31. Looking at a stadium map, Gate 31 doesn't seem to be particularly close to Sec. 127. And, isn't Gate 31 for student tickets? Do I actually have to use the gate marked on the ticket? Thanks...
  7. Getting dominated in all phases of the game by the worst team in the NFL. This is my 1993-Oilers-Bills game, except it's Dallas. Close the franchise, burn down AT&T Field, and turn the site into something useful like a landfill or public park.
  8. I'd like to also request that when a parking lot has aisles that are designed and marked to be used in one direction, please don't drive the wrong way down them. (And if you do go the wrong way, please don't act like I'm the asshole when I'm going the "correct" way and we meet head-on.)
  9. Do you think you want city stuff or nature stuff? Honolulu has your museums, shopping, dining, fancy hotels, close to Pearl Harbor if history is your thing. But it's pretty urban and crowded. While Oahu certainly has beaches and some nature stuff, f you want to Get Away From It All and see natural beauty, other islands would probably be better for that.
  10. After that Bills game I was like
  11. Austin isn't known for proactively developing infrastructure (especially transportation) to prepare for growth. We like to build splashy big projects and then act surprised when it's a clusterfuck.
  12. They'll probably fuck up the fishing and natural-use purposes. When I go to a lake, I'm not looking for the got dang Santa Cruz Boardwalk.
  13. I'm flashing back to some games where we got completely gashed by mobile quarterbacks (that nobody considered to be mobile quarterbacks until they played us).
  14. So are the Redskins just basically throwing Colt out there to be a sacrificial lamb and/or scapegoat?
  15. Got damn right:
  16. Probably already posted, but fuck that toilet paper ad with the animated bear singing about how clean their fucking hiney is.
  17. Too bad these guys are in retirement: because I'd pay money to watch someone fuck up these goon(s) who are doing this to you
  18. I watched the whole thing, It was like watching a very pretty painting. A couple of times I had to verify that I hadn't accidentally paused the video.
  19. Slight derail, but what other city or cities in the USA could be considered most comparable to Austin circa 1990 (or even 2000)? As in, big enough to have some interesting shit to do, but not so big that it's choked with congestion or expensive to live in? Oh, and reasonable climate.
  20. Dear Exclosive University: I am a graduting Senior at ___ High School. I maintained a strong 2.9 GPA while partcipating in many athletic and service activities. I was active in the A/V club, the Key Club, and was treasurer of the school 4H chapter until it closed due to an accounting oversight. You should admitt me to your university because my combination of academic and social skills would be a valuable edition to the student body. Please do not judge me sollee on my SAT score because I am not good at taking tests and that morning I had the shits real bad because of a bad breakfast taco. My personal interests and hobbys include civl war re-enactmints and watching Bering Sea Gold and Ax Men. If you select me to attend your university I will be the fist member of my family to attend college, besides my Aunt Becky who takes classes from the University of Phoenix. Thank you for your support, Name Here
  21. Chain hotels can vary so much location-to-location, but I stayed at a Hampton recently that was spotlessly clean, and the service was really good. Also, the suite pricing was not much higher than a standard room. On the down side, the Hampton breakfast was less than impressive (but adequate if you just want a bowl of cereal or a banana)
  22. From later in that twitter thread:
  23. I heard that term a lot for Dobie.
  24. Salvatore “Sal” Cincinelli -- I'm not making any accusations but it's hard to imagine that any person with this name isn't mobbed up.
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