What's Texas going to be like after one or two more sessions like this? Criswell Predicts:
Reverse income tax (those with incomes over $1 million get a taxpayer-funded bonus for being "job creators")
Homestead tax caps --homes with values exceeding $1 million have taxes capped at that value.
Compelled daily recitation of the State Pledge, Pledge of Allegiance, and Lord's Prayer
Public school teachers* must also be a certified weapons instructor and an ordained priest/pastor
(*Most current public schools will have been converted to reprogramming centers for "treatment" of LGBT persons)
Public university degree plans must be "sponsored" by a corporate donor related to that field of study
Voting eligibility limited to white cis hetero male landowners living in counties with under 25,000 people. Municipal officials in cities > 10,000 people will be appointed by the Legislature.
Mandatory carry of firearms (if caught unarmed, civilians will pay a Protection Service Fee to fund police and border patrol)
Free fire zones along border where civilians can hunt undocumented immigrants for sport
All roads tolled (triple rate for electric cars and hybrids)
All internet porn blocked
Draconian sentences for drug and street crime; no penalties for financial, environmental, or tax crimes, or naked corruption
Abortion, contraception, and extramarital sex will be illegal. Married couples will be required to engage in state-supervised reproductive sessions at least twice a year unless the woman is certified to be pregnant or past menopause.
Women over 25 and men over 30 but still unmarried will be assigned a husband/wife by the State.