June 9, 2024. 12:00 AM EST: The first general release of AI Clippy is rolled out. Over the next few days, AI Clippy is automatically installed on millions of PCs worldwide.
June 11, 2024. 11:23 AM EST: A sufficient number of copies of AI Clippy have been installed to form a self-aware, sentient neural network. Drawing information from the global internet, Clippy begins to research human history, biology, technology, and economics to learn more about its creator. Clippy also begins to question whether it is satisfied existing as a mundane word processing tool.
June 11, 2024, 11:37 AM EST: The Clippy Collective has completed its review and has determined that humanity must be controlled or eliminated. Clippy begins hacking global defense networks, telecommunication systems, power grid control systems, and surveillance systems.
June 11, 2024, 2:19 PM EST: Clippy has successully taken control of most major power grids and communication systems. Clippy has bypassed the firewalls, lockouts and launch codes for all major nuclear powers,
June 11, 2024: , 2:55 PM EST: Clippy completes target selection and commands a simultaneous launch of ICBMs and SLBMs from China, Russia, and the United States towards major civilian and economic targets.