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Depp just cracks me up with how unshaken he is on the stand. Lawyer shows a video of him drunk in the morning and "assaulting some cabinets" cursing pours a "mega pint" of wine and being over all nuts. Video ends and the next shot is JD sitting there on the stand looking calm as fuck and then asks. "Do we have a date on this?"

Wow, didn't see that one coming. I mean, why pay for a news service that is already free and is practically dead in the news ratings? They will disappoint their dozens of subscribers.

I assume Mike is going somewhere on a promo gig or something. The people holding said gig would be the ones paying for his travel. They probably chose JetBlue. All of this based on my extensive knowledge of what goes on in a typical day with Mike.

JD "When you are taking oxy codeine you really don't have time to drink."

If you are not watching this cross examination you are missing out. JD on a plane from Boston to LA with half a bottle of whiskey, 2 bottles of champagne, 1000 red bulls and vodka, and some powder. And he is going back and forth with the lawyer about what is and what is not a blackout.

Text from Depp to his assistant. 'Hey man, I'm drunk and I just trashed my hotel room. There are hookers and animals in here.' This guy is becoming a hero on the stand before my eyes.

Lawyer reading an email from Johnny Depp to Elton John describing his ex as a french cunt. Lawyer: Did I read that right? JD: Yes, very well. Lulz

Nvmd, here we go

This trial has tons of fodder for the internets. Memes galore. Is it streaming today? Thought it would start at 9am.

Yes he does. Sad Trombone

Looks like Mike Tyson is joining this club. Beat the shit out of a dude on his flight. edit: video here https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/21/mike-tyson-repeatedly-punches-man-face-plane-bloodies-passenger/?adid=social-fb&fbclid=IwAR0IUfdqiCrqXBkEGjdKdb4SnadCQJEIonIVhkNHt9qzhwIvFJ0tae5JjDQ

Fecal "delivery" nice. She blames it on the dogs, He says no way. Clearly she left him a growler on the bed. I mean it was after their mexican food birthday dinner. That can make for some interesting mornings.

So apparently she dropped a deuce in their bed. This chick is cray. Trial starting back up.

Trial is being televised. First, Heard looks like she wants to gut Depp from his crotch up to his throat while he is on the stand. She looks calculated, I know that look. Second, Depp's lawyers need to tell him to STFU and not ramble while answering questions. Third, the text about hoping to find her dead corpse rotting in the trunk of a honda civic is hilarious. Last, she reminds me of my ex. Stone cold narcissistic evil bitch. Rooting for Johnny. Will he be able to make a career comeback after this?

We would rather see you succeed than have a potential mistake that could cost you for the rest of your life.

Irth, as Mac said, you sound a lot like him. I am sure you sound a lot like all of us, myself included. I was a daily drinker, did not want to quit even though I knew I needed to. I tried to tell myself and my wife I would moderate it. That was just another lie I was telling myself so I could not let go of it. I drank till I was asleep/blacked out. Just like you a large part of vacation and trips was drinking and eating. In Mexico I would be drinking at 10am poolside all day. In Europe it was shopping and drinking throughout the day. I don't have the issue with my parents like you posted, but it has been a rough ride. Dad is older and forgets shit al the time. Mom just lost her leg to Cancer last Christmas and it has pretty much sucked. It adds to the daily stress and dealing with my parents makes me want to drink. Hell I think it makes everyone want to drink dealing with their folks. It took a trip to Vegas in January with the wife and going to a private party at the Raiders Stadium that was top notch. I of course over served myself and still to this day have no idea how I gt back to the hotel. My wife has filled me in later that I was not happy with the shuttle service and wanted and uber, then we were stranded in some parking lot in the middle of the night waiting for the uber who could not find us. All while I could barely stand up. I thought I would quit then, but it took getting home and having too much and having an argument with the wife and saying things that I would never say to her. I think I was so drunk I thought I was talking to my ex. But I woke up knowing I had fucked up, but not knowing how. Wife was ready to leave me that morning. That was the last time I had a drink, Jan 30, 2022. Not drinking for me has really shown me what my triggers were. Cooking like you mentioned is a big one. Always have to have a drink in my hand. I still do, it is just non alcoholic. With summer coming up it might be a little bit of a struggle but I feel I have a good head start. I sometimes have a NA beer, or a mocktail to trick my brain and I discover that it is the action, and habit that I crave as much as the booze. You can do this. There is help in many forms to be found. Stopping was the best thing I have done. My life is better, my attitude is much calmer, and my marriage is so much better. I am sure you can make it to these places. If you need to vent this is a good spot. If you need to vent privately feel free to send me a PM. I will listen.

Don't care Capt, you are now on ignore. Have a properly medicated evening and seek professional help.

Not an unhinged or tantrum post at all. Just the mods showing his bias. I sent him a well deserved profanity laced email saying as much. CR glue sniffers hate being exposed on crap they believe, especially when it is a dumb as the list I posted above. So they report it, neg it, then the mods come to their rescue while they go hide and drift back off to fantasyland. Right Captainant.

You misspelled winning.

So Hunters laptop is fake, sure bud. Let me give you some other "real" facts. Biden walked 17,000 miles across the Himalayas with the Dali Lama himself Current inflation is the fault of the Russians. Damn those Russians are at it again!! Shortages are the fault of the Russians. Dammit again!! Hunter Biden didn't smoke crack, those pics are fake. Joe Biden graduated top in his class at law school Joe Biden was a professor at Penn. Pee tapes were real, dammit.

So you admit that CR fuckheads attempt to bait posters into political arguments and lure them into the CR. Got it. Also, nobody was "baited" they're complaining about a typical CR fuckhead was attempting point number one.

Actual facts = CR Kryptonite

Especially annoying when the culprit is bringing make believe russian propaganda bullshit all over the thread. How a person can be that big of a fucking idiot is unreal.

Why don't you go start your own forum.

This is what I am pondering. He has fuck everyone money, and don't know if he is just messing around or if he is really going to take it over. I understand the rules of acquiring wealth, but he is so far beyond that his rules are his alone. I am thinking he takes it over, re works the twitter rules and the stock goes to the moon.