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texasdago

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  1. These wrestling shows are pretty damn funny and Central Machine Works is just a great place to hang out...
  2. What are the physics of a horse's ass signing a picture of a horse?
  3. That's the second one we've seen here. WTF. How is this not a massive self-own? The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
  4. Keep it coming... we may have more rounds this weekend...
  5. Scene: It's Saturday night... Greg is pre-partying at Latchkey before heading to a 10 PM show at Hotel Vegas. Greg's Date: ...so later we can go over to Dirty 6th and watch Killeen teens fight in the streets Greg: Sounds great. Let me... oh wait... (looks at phone) Greg: Hold on. This is a presidential poll, let me answer this real quick.
  6. Instructions: show me a dejected Texas A&M aggie fan surrounded by all the Big 12 mascots Result: I made a slight modification and I'm liking where this is going... Getting there... Nailed it...
  7. Happy Friday! Torbush... from the inside you can't explain it. From the outside, you can't understand!
  8. I can't remember the context of the conversation, but I remember talking to a prospective customer and when I asked him how he was doing he boasted, "I am blessed and highly favored" One of those cases where you choose not to do business with them.
  9. What's wrong with free food? I'm down with that. Well, I guess it depends. But if we're talking about free food, absolutely go to the Sahara Lounge for Africa night where they feed you a really tasty buffet and it's free. The buffet is free. Tickets are 10 bucks. Speaking of music, just saw this list of Summer festivals... https://www.kvue.com/article/entertainment/events/austin-outdoor-concert-series-guide-texas/269-b7ca1ac4-3050-4169-b36c-cd5429c13386
  10. ...and Yet Mickelthwait is run by good people (AFAIK)
  11. Meanwhile in the Highland Lakes...
  12. Sorry it took me so long to figure it out, y'all...
  13. There. I copied and pasted something.
  14. Surly gifs gave me only so many options... Is that seriously the place?
  15. There are plenty of Christians who are non-practicing Christians who are Christian by profession or by association without being Christian in practice. If you claim Jewish is an ethnicity or a race, was Sammy Davis Jr. Jewish? Is Ivanka Trump Jewish? Lumping Jewish people into one race did not go well last time.
  16. So you're saying a Jewish person from Ethiopia and a Jewish person from Hungary are the... *checks notes* same ethnicity or race?
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