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SydneyCarton

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SydneyCarton last won the day on August 13

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  1. Do I give a fuck? That’s the answer
  2. Texas has made Michael Taffe a millionaire. Maybe he should whine less about its fans being ungrateful 20 minutes after a disappointing performance, before he’s even had a chance to hear or read any real criticism.
  3. I’ll be frank, I think a lot less of taffe after that press conference bullshit.
  4. Counterpoint: don’t tell me how to cheer for and evaluate my college football team.
  5. It’s ok guys, Immamac and Linux, renowned for their prescient and correct football takes, have this team’s back. This season had championship expectations. Single game moral victories are for Aggies.
  6. They’re not. You’re being a blind bitch. The video posted showed our qb quitting. Everyone knows the score but you.
  7. “Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.” ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself. im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you.
  8. Where did you hear this?
  9. How many TDs did you predict we’d win by? Was it 3 or 4? look at arch’s body language. All you need to know right there.
  10. I don’t think Javier’s is worth a trip to the Aria by itself if you’re staying at the palazzo. Just my two cents. Bouhchon sounds like a given. Piero’s for your Italian if you go that way.
  11. What CTJ doesn't say here, but which should be obvious, is that he's now planning several calls into Pauly Finebaum where Lewis Livinstone is going to gas about how he and his nephew Parker have been cooking meth in a trailer in Vidor every summer since he was 10, which by coincidence, was also the first year Parker stole a car and crashed it into a tree just to feel something. In the forthcoming weeks we're going to hear some very interesting members of the Stroh family hitting the airwaves, who I will remind all of you are Aggies, talking about how the ginger folk are some of the most efficient and successful fentanyl mules China has ever employed.
  12. Pssh. AIDS is basically neutralized these days. He and Magic Johnson have had it for decades. Meanwhile:
  13. But I had a great time. You know what else is a great time? Winning.
  14. Protection is for your mother and dirty sailors, sir. Give me speed and talent.
  15. I dont particularly care if he's a senior RB.
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