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SydneyCarton

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  1. I mean, I’m fucking shocked they didn’t call targeting. What isn’t shocking is how much Burt Auburn sucks dick.
  2. I’m not sure why you’re touting a drive extending penalty off an inexplicable failure to block a punt as some kind of victory.
  3. You know you’re a few years out of date yet? Karen doesn’t have any clout anymore and the bow tie left aTm a decade ago.
  4. All district honorable mentions. Ok, that’s it, this definitely is a bit.
  5. Hmmm. I wonder what’s fueling your bullish optimism on this kid…
  6. you’d think that someone who spent so much time in the nfl would have a rudimentary understanding of how Agents work. But not this fucking idiot.
  7. Taste and discernment often comes with money. Guess what the dude in his 70’s has and the girl in her early 20’s doesn’t? I bet she will when he dies though.
  8. This is all terrible news and if true I’ll have a big sad. But I really trust Venables to go out and hire the best replacements, real charismatic teachers of the game. I’m sure no one with a successful career trajectory would send Skeletor’s calls to VM.
  9. Well, let me stop you at non-gambler. These threads get derailed for cheese, so why not some gambling? Although, let me try to explain it in other terms. It’s not so much ridiculing his risk aversion, it’s ridiculing his fucking income to risk. The point of gambling is thus: A) To make money B) The excitement of the risk C) Both A and B That fat slob makes millions of dollars, he’s not making any meaningful money (for him) playing $10 chips, and therefore there isn’t much of a rush for winning/losing. So he’s wasting his fucking time drinking free Coronas. If he doesn’t like gambling that much, fine, then why isn’t he doing something else like fucking game prep? or eating at a nice fucking restaurant, as clearly he likes fucking eating and boozing. He makes millions of dollars, we’d also ridicule him for dressing like a hobo, eating nothing but $1 Jack In The Crack tacos, driving a used pinto, etc. The guy is a John Daly/Matt Rhule level boozer and we’d also make fun of him for drinking a cosmopolitan. Signed, A guy who only plays $10 chips at $25 dollar tables.
  10. He’s already 6-5, 225. If that’s accurate, that’s what most seniors come out weighing. I think dude will get there sooner rather than later, unless he’s Kriss Ross on offense
  11. Aka the Jordan Whittington. Dude needs to give Matt a call.
  12. Not to mention our special teams coordinator gets paid as much or more than some D2 head coaches. I like Banks as a recruiter, but special teams have been hit or miss for sure. It’s been a bad year, yes. I can’t really blame him for auburn reverting to shit, or kern being injured. If it is a trend next year then I’ll start to pay attention, otherwise it’s a fluke imo.
  13. I believe Geoff Ketchum steals his information from here as Funk Doctor Spock
  14. Not only does he have an Ag tag, but the U means he donated to their NIL through Texags. If he’s a troll, that person is really investing in the bit.
  15. Related to Tyrelle or something prothro that had one of the nastiest leg injuries we’ve seen in CFB? Played for Bama?
  16. You realize that's doctored, right? Like just by looking at it, much less listening?
  17. Per a quick google, once humans get bird flu it can be trasmitted via droplets in the air, so, yeah.
  18. No, you misunderstood that in the decade or two leading up to NIL, there were no rules and restrictions and that it wasn't arleady open season. You make it sounds like we had this wonderful system, and NIL shit all over it, and then more rules will come back it a feasible system. There were no rules or restrictions being enforced leading up to NIL, except those a school placed on themselves. The FBI having tapes of LSU robbing a fucking charity hospital out front should have told ya'. So yeah, I disagree with your police work making it sounding like there were prosecutions and punishmets for any rules violations by anyone the fucking 10-15 years before NIL.
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