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SydneyCarton

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    20205
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  1. If we declare war on another country I guarantee you the stock market is going to fucking cut in half or more. So, they'll react badly. Listen, I know Trump was going to break the known world, but I didn't think Canada would make the cut. But here we are, and if there's one thing that's true, that stubborn narcissist will literally try to invade just because he felt slighted other countries said no. If you're big bad America, they'll let you do anything. You just grab them by the tariff and then 51st state them. He'll fucking try to invade just to prove a point.
  2. I hadn't considered the upside here, although, 965 nailed it. Make all the Canadian provinces states, which will vote overwhelmingly to elect a Canadian as president and flood congress, and we might actually get reform and universal healthcare. Like a fucking trojan horse, save us from ourselves Canada.
  3. I can't believe this motherfucker is actually going to invade Canada. The only thing left is going to be what US citizens do when that happens?
  4. There *might* be a lag in the price of used cars since they're not subject to tariffs. If I were you, I'd find a year old car in whatever model you want and see if you can get it around blue book before everyone realizes they can jack up their used vehicles by 30% as well.
  5. Next time you're left with mid mac n cheese, douse it in worcestershire sauce. Thank me later.
  6. While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations.
  7. Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...
  8. Pretty sure those C02 cartridges they use are also aluminum...
  9. Here's yet another piece of foreshadowing. With the inevitable, upcoming water crisis in Texas, somehow we're already positioning how to make Mexico the villain. We'll turn on them once we're done with Canada.
  10. Even though republicans control the government, I expect we'll hear a lot of "The deep state democrats aimed their weather gun at us to take us out."
  11. Michigan, Minnesota, and NY. 3, ostensibly, blue states. This will probably backfire and somehow drive more idiots into the arms of the right. And I'm sure would be used as justification to invade canada if they cut it off altogether.
  12. Well, if you're cheering for the pain to start so maybe the fever breaks, that's good for us. But I saw someone post on FB in a mortgage video that Tariffs will make the US Dollar strong and a trade war is no big deal because we have more leverage than Canada. This is a normal, fairly successful person who in no way is outwardly trumpy. We're fucked.
  13. Well, I'm thinking more like the changes that can be implemented and enshrined into law after the next civil war.
  14. You start by forcing Social Media to police itself. Allow rampant bots and misinformation posting on our website? Massive fucking fines. Multiple transgressions? Charges against executives.
  15. Motherfucker I remember having beers with you around the last election and you casually informing me that no one's life would meaningfully change under either president and that I was overreacting.
  16. I guess Taurean York's issues weren't of his own making is a true statement...in the context of he's slow, undersized and not in control of his own genetics. It's his parent's fault.
  17. One billboard doxing was enough for my life, sir.
  18. Yes. Losing a 3 star when he isn't pushed out, or recruited over, is always a great sign.
  19. Good for her. I fucking hope Texas pays. OU having money is somewhat surprising to me.
  20. Not this exact model (I can't remember which) but I got my wife a folding version, like the one I'm linking, and she likes it. https://www.amazon.com/Charging-Station-Apple-Multiple-Devices/dp/B0BQBNLCHY/ref=sr_1_4?s=electronics&sr=1-4
  21. I assume that because they wouldn't be visible in a pocket, you just hang your truck nuts around your neck?
  22. The subject doesn't appeal to anyone. That's why some of those people feel the need to come and complain about those reporting it.
  23. Feel like it's going to get buried in this thread? To my untrained brain, this looks like a permanent rescinding of our right to assemble and freedom of speech.
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