Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. Blumpkinator Dong is about the most fitting handle I’ve ever seen and @immamac should change bo&w’s handle to that permanently.
  2. Performance incentives are illegal. Texas doesn’t use them.
  3. Rusty Trombone can go fuck himself. Georgia and Bama fans whiiiiiiiining about paying players, into my veins.
  4. Ok now I’m just confused
  5. Nice to see that Shannon Terry is just straight up trafficking in disinformation and lies about Texas at this point.
  6. Feel free to share with the rest of the class.
  7. What’s your net worth again Shannon? Oh, tens of millions? And your net worth is actively growing every portal season? Feel free to STFU.
  8. Well then stop looking like Tom Herman. Wear an eye patch. Give yourself a scar. I’d say dye your hair but the world doesn’t need another Guy Fieri clone either.
  9. Really need Cody Campbell to shake off the pride obliterating bitch slap of Cam Coleman by going over the top on Horton.
  10. Eat shit you cheating scumbag.
  11. These pieces of shit getting a taste of their own medicine after decades of cheating and having a competitive advantage will never get old.
  12. Harris is still a dipshit.
  13. You feeling better big guy? You were having a rough time earlier this week.
  14. Or, some might say, right on cue.
  15. Well, we know Hermanator is going to continue to be upset about how this hurts Parker livingstone’s feelings.
  16. And remove the lol entertainment that comes with an anonymous person online calling my wife a whore? Like it hurts my feelings? Are you insane? I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Would you expect a cat to ignore a laser pointer?
  17. lol. I know what he was offered and got. And that’s not 995 bullshit. And lol at you getting pissy about “we don’t know what he was offered” while you casually throw out “his dream school told him he wasn’t good enough to start” like it’s a ready made fact. God you are such a worthless piece of shit. Like 6th street level of bad poster. No one gives a shit that Parker left and made more money. No one. What he didn’t have to do was be a bitter little cunt like you on the way out the door. But that’s what he did, so he can get all the way fucked just like you, you fucking low IQ twatwaffle.
  18. Because it’s a business and they’re not bitch-made like you? You’re literally arguing they should market their abilities and get paid while also saying they should be emotional and cry because of their fee fees. It’s not going to be both things you fucking gash.
  19. It’s weird that you think talking about my wife being a whore is some kind of epic own, and you keep trying to make Fetch happen. Meanwhile, you invariably stan for players that basically told Texas to get fucked. Almost like you’re a cuck. I’m starting to sense that maybe you’re projecting here.
  20. Yeah. Like Parker Livingstone. Lifetime longhorn who got butthurt over being offered six figures to play for his “dream school” and left for OU and talked shit all the way out the door.
  21. People who write checks. What makes you think we aren’t acting accordingly? Wingo announced he was staying last week, maybe the week before.
  22. Terry is a Tweener WR. He’s never going to be a “big back” the way you’re implying. Unless by big you just mean Tall. Think Lil’Jordan Humphrey. Character? Locker room fit? NTTIAWRT, but that’s the gayest shit I’ve seen typed in awhile. Jokes aside, I’ll answer seriously; a rb who screams Me First in the locker room when he knows he can leverage the staff isn’t exactly projecting High Character vibes to the rest of the locker room. He’d better be Xavier worthy level contribution to pull that shit off.
  23. What exactly is “unknown” about Hollywood Smothers? it’s important to also understand that Clark had one good game, and has now demanded rb1 money because he knew the staff was over a barrel at his position. I don’t want to lose Clark, but he has clearly taken classes at the Deandre Moore school of negotiating. As has already been posted, and as Tre wisner illustrated:
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.