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SydneyCarton

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  1. I mean, I said your wife was involved.
  2. Yes. When he was 12. The guy is very, very strange.
  3. I fucked Anna De Armas while your wife watched, rapt and breathless. See, I can make up shit too, guys!!
  4. Im 15 less than you. I think Tex is about 29-31 in heels.
  5. We already knew that. Pretty sure you were in College while Caine was walking the earth in Kung Fu. Low end of old age, imo. Any dude who was regularly choppin' it up with the Houston Oiler's O-line pre Luv Ya Blue days is at least mid-60's
  6. we're fucking old. And we knew we were fucking old before this kiddo came and slapped you in the face as a reminder. How long before you're a grandfather, motherfucker?
  7. In the words of Doechi, I'm not an addict. Much to my wife's chagrin, constipation and a scarcity of trips to the toilet are not an issue over here.
  8. I remember when you were in on the drive through booze concept. Tell me about the 18 wheeler repair concept? If you get shitcanned you might consider being forced into the repair shop over the job slinging tech. But considering how repairs go, I'm not sure what kind of hook you're on in regards to replacement parts from China. A buddy of mine started a side hustle doing custom forks for small electric bikes. Business been great, but the uncertainty of when and how often he can get product has been more than just a mild headache.
  9. You're missing a fundamental understanding of The Ketchosaurus. Are there ass fibers merged with his skin? Absolutely, probably. But implying that he can't leave his seat is implying that he also can't get up for another round of raw oysters at an all you can eat buffet. And do you think that's true? Fuck no. That man would rip skin and meat from bone to heave his way to the front of a sushi bar at a buffet with a busted AC and internal temperature of 82 degrees. Never underestimate the pain threshold of a morbid glutton on a fuck to of pain pills. Fun Fact: the constipation that comes from painkiller addiction just means more trips to the buffet before ole Ketchum has to take a pit stop. I'll leave you with that tidbit of nightmare fuel, Happy Smoke Matthews Day motherfuckers.
  10. So, how'd you get rich?
  11. It seems like you live your entire posting life in full Satya mode regardless the day.
  12. I'm sure Houston will spin this as a head to head win against Texas. Somehow.
  13. Hear me out here: They might be promising money they don't actually have yet.
  14. We’re saving for 3 players? Where did you hear that shit?
  15. Please, that’s insulting. I’m not a whore. I’m just a slut. There’s a difference. I hope not, bitch gonna take half.
  16. I would have bet 10 years off the back end of my life that saw the moon landings live. kidding, fucking with you.
  17. Oh if I’m fired I’m working at Lowe’s. I meant what kind of businesses, or what shit ass job you’d try to get.
  18. First, I AM incredibly funny. Second, this description is too vague to be helpful. Motherfucker, you're not 60?
  19. God damnit. I quoted myself before making the edit, because I deserve it. Shit. Well done, motherfuckers.
  20. Still looking to run your own game, eh? What are you looking at these days? My financial goals are to just keep saving. For the first you in awhile I should have the slush fund ready to pay off my '24 tax check that I'm going to have to write in September and not actually pull that money out of existing retirement savings accounts. Which will be nice. Which means they money I stick into retirement at the end of the year will actually feel like money that stays in retirement. No clue what to do with it, though. I've got an investment guy, and most of my bright ideas in individual stocks haven't worked out well at all (bought Berkshire like 2 months before Buffett's announcement, bought Roku when it was high, have Apple that hasn't looked great long term with this administration), bought Disney much higher than it was now. I've done great at picking industries and areas of investment for funds. I keep wanting to invest in desalinization but all those companies seem to just sit stagnant.
  21. A fuck ton of guys who end up married to them, if my ears and various threads on this board are to be believed.
  22. Unless you're Texas Fight on this thread.
  23. We're on day 7. Tell us, when IS the appropriate day to ask and expect an answer on those questions? You can be specific here. Is it day 8? Day 10? Go ahead, when is it appropriate. My guess, is that it's appropriate right about the time all the media has left town.
  24. This is a load of horseshit, and some fucking fallacies at work. First, Yes, I do think the best time to ask the questions out there is anytime after the event until it's as long as it takes to get the fucking answers. The American public has the attention span of a gnat, and people won't give a fuck in 3-6 months. And the notion that the camps and local authorities would or should need to stop doing what they're doing is a load of rap. The guys operating the choppers and searching for survivors and bodies and clearing debris aren't the people that need to sit down and answer some questions. The fucking county judge, absofuckinglutely he should be asked the hard questions now. That motherfucking isn't mobilizing or doing shit that any of his deputies couldn't do for the time it takes to have a press conference and answer some fucking questions. Instead, he cuts press conferences short any time he gets pressured because he knows he fucked up. Same with the fucking governor who's out there calling people "losers" for asking who's to blame...when it's obvious even to you there's a fuck ton of blame to go around. Any notion of the news media looking for survivors to tell their stories being lobbed together with my other two points is a red fucking herring. It's irrelevant. Yes, the media is going to look for those stories and harass families. That doesn't mean that the first two things are out of line. In fact, they're necessary.
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