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SydneyCarton

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  1. lol. I know what he was offered and got. And that’s not 995 bullshit. And lol at you getting pissy about “we don’t know what he was offered” while you casually throw out “his dream school told him he wasn’t good enough to start” like it’s a ready made fact. God you are such a worthless piece of shit. Like 6th street level of bad poster. No one gives a shit that Parker left and made more money. No one. What he didn’t have to do was be a bitter little cunt like you on the way out the door. But that’s what he did, so he can get all the way fucked just like you, you fucking low IQ twatwaffle.
  2. Because it’s a business and they’re not bitch-made like you? You’re literally arguing they should market their abilities and get paid while also saying they should be emotional and cry because of their fee fees. It’s not going to be both things you fucking gash.
  3. It’s weird that you think talking about my wife being a whore is some kind of epic own, and you keep trying to make Fetch happen. Meanwhile, you invariably stan for players that basically told Texas to get fucked. Almost like you’re a cuck. I’m starting to sense that maybe you’re projecting here.
  4. Yeah. Like Parker Livingstone. Lifetime longhorn who got butthurt over being offered six figures to play for his “dream school” and left for OU and talked shit all the way out the door.
  5. People who write checks. What makes you think we aren’t acting accordingly? Wingo announced he was staying last week, maybe the week before.
  6. Terry is a Tweener WR. He’s never going to be a “big back” the way you’re implying. Unless by big you just mean Tall. Think Lil’Jordan Humphrey. Character? Locker room fit? NTTIAWRT, but that’s the gayest shit I’ve seen typed in awhile. Jokes aside, I’ll answer seriously; a rb who screams Me First in the locker room when he knows he can leverage the staff isn’t exactly projecting High Character vibes to the rest of the locker room. He’d better be Xavier worthy level contribution to pull that shit off.
  7. What exactly is “unknown” about Hollywood Smothers? it’s important to also understand that Clark had one good game, and has now demanded rb1 money because he knew the staff was over a barrel at his position. I don’t want to lose Clark, but he has clearly taken classes at the Deandre Moore school of negotiating. As has already been posted, and as Tre wisner illustrated:
  8. Was the first to practice last to leave stuff bullshit? I can absolutely see how the staff was happy to tell him to fuck off after holding a gun to their head for multiple seasons. But I thought he was a good locker room guy.
  9. Depends on the player, and the asking price. Moore by all accounts was a great teammate. Worked hard. But I’d also argue we overpaid for what we got from him LAST year. What you’re describing is what I think happens all over…typically just before they enter the portal. See Black, Kobe.
  10. Here’s a fun snippet from Bobby Burton this morning that sums up where we are in the portal era. Beware kids: - DeAndre Moore has yet to find a home. He has visited Colorado, Louisville, Ohio State, and Ole Miss, and possibly others. Moore's asking price was not met by Texas, nor any of the other schools as yet.
  11. If any of you fuckers are bemoaning Barnes, you didn’t watch any Pitt games last season. I don’t think it’s possible to replace Anthony hill but this is close.
  12. Have you seen society lately?
  13. No excuses, play like a champion
  14. I wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone, but some of you guys are making a compelling argument for me to consider it.
  15. Cool, caught up on the last 5 pages of this thread. Most of you people still really suck. As a young person, my best advice is don’t hang around with people like Helobious.
  16. Well, she's a serial killer, and you're dying, so either that's not a dealbreaker or she'll find your weakened condition boring and of no challenge. On the other hand, you might be rich, and you're dying. Shoot your shot, I guess.
  17. I'd question your idea of Sport.
  18. Yeah, you're basically in the same boat as a guy dying of MS and Parkinsons because it's fucking with his spine and brain. Shut the fuck up asshole
  19. If that were true, and you fucked her, I'd say that says a lot more about you, sir, and the level of strange you can pull. After all, maybe I'm a midget with a humpback and weapons grade halitosis and it's the best I can do. What's your excuse?
  20. And miss the opportunity every time that 'lil guy gets up the nerve to try and insult me on the internet? At what point in your life did you stop enjoying videos of people spiking themselves in the balls, good sir? Because I'm 46 and to be honest, sometimes they still send me rolling.
  21. I mean I'd argue that since he's dying, and he's spending his time arguing about Texas, it checks out like all the way. Holy fuck guys, some dipshit poster with horrible takes on the internet is calling my he's never met a whore! I don't know how I'm going to handle such indignity. Really, guys, I might tear up or kick a puppy. What a nightmare. HotDog.gif indeed, you fucking twat. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
  22. "Their wife?" Wouldn't you want to go for "his wife" or even "our wife?"
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