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SydneyCarton

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  1. This fucking game lol. What’s on the menu? I know Bloody Mary bar, obviously, but what else?
  2. I know, numbnuts, but you phrase shit so dumbly that it’s impossible not to smash the meatballs over the plate. Everyone fucking loved to cling to the “he got his finger caught in a jersey” but no one has actually said the actual injury that’s causing problems was the finger.
  3. I enjoyed that cheeze-it commercial than I should have. Don’t be coy. Just at @Fud in your post.
  4. You know what’s part of a hand? A finger. I’ll just spell it out for you.
  5. You’re going to summon Carl.
  6. Just say “Matt Campbell.” It’s redundant.
  7. Swallowing with gusto doesn’t really qualify as the “seed business.” /riimshot Because he’s a pussy.
  8. No shit, thank you for your service man.
  9. Yeah. It’s no Sark toss to the left on the goal line in a game with massive consequences.
  10. What do you grow? Not to completely derail or distract you from your game.
  11. lol. The ISU qb literally cringed a second before he got crushed.
  12. I think you understand it just fine.
  13. If they lose to Texas, it can’t be “the year.” By definition. This is fucking amazing. First, I’ve never heard of KFordRankings. Second…holy shit. The whole premise is a&m is more watchable than Texas because we’re going to blow out our opponents more often. Ho. Lee. Shit.
  14. I fucking Hate it. I like kstste big-ish.
  15. That’s the plan, and I predict you and I and a lot of others will end up frustrated more than a few times the extent to which that plan is employed.
  16. My wife says size is overrated, sir.
  17. Good thing it’s Ian Boyd. That guy thinks babies are still brought to you by a stork. And he has kids. Helobious has a better track record. Helobious.
  18. Damn, I was hoping to irritate you. Mortadella isn’t, though, if you’re going to be a food snob. Also, if you’ve never had homemade bologna you’re missing out my good sir. Just….why, dude? Why do it to yourself? Did you get bored dropping books into your testicles or something?
  19. Try bologna with mayo AND mustard. Blow your mind, man.
  20. Not that CTJ needs anyone to defend him, he usually gets irritated when people do, but it’s hard not to point out that you keep saying he’s wrong, and you keep referencing OTF morons dunking on him…but OTF idiots went after him when he said Goosby’s injury was a problem. 2 weeks ago. Before anyone announced goosby had sustained an injury. Because the team was repping Neto at OT. Part of your entire premise to mock him was on something he was correct about and beat everyone else to the punch. I mean, that’s a fact.
  21. Please. I'm fucking hilarious and my jokes are tremendous.
  22. I told you people that you'd get Connor Stroh at OT and like it.
  23. Ah, the mellowing of age. We've come a long way from publicly humiliating other tables of Texas fans at BW3 for cheering for OU against Texas Tech to the point they left their table or the entire restaurant in...what was that, like 2008?
  24. I mean, I'd rather take up snake charming than be forced into prolonged conversation with many football board posters, so this tracks.
  25. That's...not really how brains work, particularly not mine. I don't have hundreds of his comments in my head. But I've got enough of a learned sense over time that when I see one of his comments, I go "OH fucking shit, this moron's done it again." It's a learned familiarity. Kind of the same way human beings have evolved to instinctively know to jump back from snakes. It doesn't mean I know how many snakes I've seen.
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