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SydneyCarton

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  1. You can't remember the last time you took a shit? Do you need to like, see a specialist?
  2. A sudden loud noise doesn't really jive with the consistent descent we saw before crash, imo.
  3. I mean, some stuff is about not starving to death and some other stuff is about UT sports.
  4. She's lying. That's my thought. She's plenty attractive, there's no way she hasn't been laid in awhile except by choice. Interesting read on the chick: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/08/style/annie-hamilton-actor.html
  5. Shit, I guess we sort of forgot that none of that shit matters anymore. He's going to be in prison soon.
  6. Well, at least the fucking peloton my wife made my buy and never fucking used is good for something (glutes).
  7. If she'd do that for $20, we're all dying to know what she was willing to do when you offered her $50. Don't hold out on us, motherfucker.
  8. So we're removing SENATORS from opposing parties because...why? They ask questions? Any place in vegas doing prop bets on whether the insurrection act gets invoked this weekend?
  9. Here's how I know the one guy talking about donors is full of shit, or fucking dumb as a sack of hammers. Most likely both. Due to the fact I have seats in the SEZ, which I fucking SPLIT with another poster here, I am ranked in the...lets see here...low 1,000's of the almost 53,000 alums that have loyalty points at the University of Texas. Now, never mind that my overall total contribution probably isn't even a speck of shit on an elephant's ass for the guys that are 500 or above. But I bet in that rube's eyes, that would qualify me as a Big Donor. And you know who's never had any kind of "personalized" reach out from the AD about giving to Texas One Fund, or anything else? Me. No one's ever reached out to me "personally" to solicit shit from me. That fucking idiot thinks that someone who got a generic email from the AD or One Fund is being "reached out to personally"
  10. That's just some Freudian slippage, if I've ever seen it. Someone loves running their tongue along a big ass vein. NTTIAWRT...unless you're an aggie, of course, where homophobia manages to go hand in hand with the obscene number of gloryholes. #CognitiveDissonance
  11. This was my immediate reaction as well. "Produced pretty well in the trenches." Well, ok, show us on the mock draft board all the OL you've done "pretty dang well with." The D Line success in the draft was pretty much the last gasp of Fisher's big bag year, and last year's DL draft pick was all testing numbers and shit ass actual production.
  12. Not sure whether the guy jumping is true or not...but aren't those doors basically made impossible to open once they're locked down? Or is that a once a certain level of pressure is reached? I have no idea about any of that shit, but I find it odd on a full flight if that dude DID get the door open, fighting through I assume the flight attendants, I'd have to assume there would have been a lot of people following his ass out of the plane.
  13. I mean, the best part is he's cancelling to visit Texas and I doubt he has a committable offer to Texas. If we end up signing Paris Melvin I'm going to be irritated.
  14. Oh great. Now I've learned that Kirk Bohls said something new and stupid about UT today.
  15. Foam Rollers are great, but you should consider adding in some lacrosse ball work as well. It's much more pinpoint, but the fact it's such harder than a foam roller it really breaks shit down.
  16. "See, 247 has Turntine as an IOL. Told you losers" BO&W as he unzips his cheeto encrusted jorts.
  17. Everyone is assuming it’s EJ Holland because we all know he’s probably offered to suck a recruit’s dick for their shoes.
  18. Ears to the street is/was Mike Roach. Maybe stick to Positive character assessments of mercenary clown show HS recruits.
  19. Oh, only 1/3 of the carpet. That’s a lot of vomit. Or a crime scene cleaner. Either or.
  20. He didn't want to go to jail. He did want to be president. He wants to grift money. Looks like he's getting what he wants to me.
  21. Lets see here... 1) Deranged, message board equivalent of verbal incontinence who is obsessed with Texas A&M. Hopefully is dead. 2) Idiotic Troll and serial liar who's wrist should be surgically attached to the inside of his rectum. 3) Almost certainly autistic, likely institutionalized, 100% mentally ill fucking idiot who certainly must be a contemptible, vile version of Milton from Office Space. Also obsessed with Texas A&M. 4)Living embodiment of the "Dumbest Motherfucker Alive" gif by Robert Downey Jr from Tropic Thunder, this weapon's grade imbecile does a fuck ton of drugs, has an IQ under 70, and despite literally dozens of patient explanations, still can't figure out the multi-quote function. Will SPAM every thread on the 995 board in the middle of the night and ruin everyone's fucking morning.
  22. "Northern Virginia" is not a city.
  23. HOLY SHIT YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES INVENTED THE HALF YOUR AGE +7 FORMULA?!?! YOU'RE FAMOUS.
  24. Explain this, contextually, and how it applies to the situation in LA as opposed to just being a stupid piece of shitposting you wanted to share with no commentary?
  25. My first trip to Vegas, we stayed at the Luxor. I grew up watching all of those cool commercials about it right when it first launched on the strip. For a first trip to Vegas, it was fine, although obviously not the highest end. But it was cool, never seen anything like it. Of course, this was 2003 or 2004. I also read that article in SF Gate several months back. It's a hell of a read for anyone who stayed has there. But I'll cite your post as illustrative; when the fact that your hotel room carpet being fucking MOIST when you checked in isn't the most disappointing part of your stay...whelp.
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