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A complete illustration would be: "And then, to show my dissatisfaction to the manufacturuer, I tied a cinderblock to my legs and threw myself off a bridge and into a river. Becuase, as you can see, I really had no other choice." As if people here don't fucking bitch about the democratic party ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
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Holeee fuck. He’s not daddy98 famous but live seen that dudes handle over the years. Also lol at the guy “he choked his ex.” Choking is assault. Maybe attempted murder under crime of passion you plea down. Taking a plea of 14 years for capital murder, to me, means not only premeditation but soup to nuts had him cold and probably a history of violence.* *not a lawyer, seen some law and order just another good ag -
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Sir, we’re Gen X, not boomers. We’ve never had the numbers to create any kind of culture. And in already old. that being said your culture sounds turrible. -
You’re unhinged. First off, please as you say “show your work” here Biden/Harris LITERALLY told Palestinians to “fuck off, we don’t need your votes.” You seem to big on “empirical evidence” in your recent posts. So show your work. I’ll accept a link or video with the quote of Biden/harris literally telling them to “fuck off” and they don’t need the Arab votes. additionally, you don’t get to take credit for being a high information Harris voter while absolving most of the Arab population for being normal lower information voters. It sounds like you should have been doing more to educate, and I’ll paraphrase here, your family/people. Every post you made last year on here bitching and moaning about Biden/Harris could have been an opportunity to phone bank, door knock, or email and reach out to communities to explain to them what would happen if Trump regained power. Please support your “facts” with links and data. Note your subjective interpretation of a situation is neither facts nor data. For example if a woman refuses to go on a date with you, it is not a fact that she is a “raging lesbian who hates dick.” there’s no shortage or people willing to blame Biden/harris for mistakes. But I see a shortage of anyone willing to do the same to people who voted for their own genocide in the face of, we won’t call it facts, we’ll call it “overwhelming evidence.” Voting in a manner that will bring genocide upon the very people you want to help is never, under any circumstances, understandable. No one is arguing the ways Biden/harris fucked up. Obviously they did, as they lost. But you keep screaming how you have data that they fucked up on Palestine, this is their fault, but in your next breath you say there is empirical and factual evidence that the Arab population didn’t cost them the election. You can’t have it both ways. Again, please show your empirical data. And not just the number of people that stayed home. But the number of people that stayed home, the reason they cited staying home as Israel and Palestine, and that number and the margin of victory for Trump. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Because, and I’ll veer into chainsaw’s stupidity next, the overwhelming reason I’ve seen cited before and after the election, consistently, was the border and cost of goods.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
SydneyCarton replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Maybe. MAYBE. But he’s a narcissist, so he never fails for more than 5 minutes before it’s not him at fault. You could argue people like him can never be happy, therefore he’s always a failure. butnhell wreck the world. He’ll never be accountable. I don’t call that a lose/lose. -
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This is…suprsingly close. Or perhaps I should say unsurprisingly? -
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I met ztejas once at a tailgate dropping of beers for Immamac, and I think I've seen stuff referenced elsewhere. But make no mistake, in no way was I suggesting their idiocy is based on inexperience. -
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I think Ztejas is like 29. Helobious might be like 25, which explains his inexhaustable energy for tug jobs. -
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How dare you, sir! I helped him get his account deleted. I'm helpful. -
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Fun context I've learned, the gentleman in question claims not to be old, but 51. And in a follow up has asked for my help in deleting their account. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Not sure about your math there, buddy. I think i'd rather watch Jimbo watching himself get cuck'd than Sumlin fall down or RC...do anything. -
Good for who? Them I guess? If apparently there are no repurcussions? Not that I'm going to cry a tear for Chase, but somehow they'll find a way to pass thoses losses onto the rest of their customer base.
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Fuck that shit. Outside of the fact that a poster's merit (both online and personally) has nothing to do with whether or not they graduated UT (immamac is an easy example) and its a stupid fucking caste system to create in the first place, and not having one adds an additional layer of separating the wheat from the chaff by posters who have the fucking bandwidth to have some memory of who other posters on the website are...it's not like some of us have been doing this for 10-30 years or so of our lives. Otherwise we're all just Spider2yBanana on the football board. -
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Guys, you'll be shocked to know that someone has slipped into my DMs to call me a meanie. I'm not goint to say who, becuase that would be mean and I don't want to be known as a meanie online. But it's super serious and they wanted me to know I'm a little person on the internet and they're super succesful and an actual graduate from UT, which apparently I'm not. I might need a hug. And some more lube for this dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never MY dildo- 8076 replies
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Thankfully we, or at least most of us, don't know what you look like. Wife and I were talking about taquitos, chips/queso/quac, campechana. Taco Dip Pinwheels. My wife loves a good Theme.
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Ah, resorting to personal attacks and homophobic slurs. The true sign of a poster with the intellactual horsepower to handle criticism and think critically. I also enjoyed your unintentional self-owns, which of course you wouldn't know typing, becuase you seem to be that breed of poster that talks more than takes account of the actual posters on the 995 board, what they've said, and what they've done. It's spelled logorrhea, not "logarehia" you fucking twat. And yeah, the unentiontal comedy of ME allegdly shitting on someone else for posting a lot, as well as having to correct their spelling, is high fucking comedy. You won't get it, but everyone else here will get it.- 8076 replies
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
SydneyCarton replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Listen, I agree with the latter half of your post, but I'm going to challenge the bolded. Saying things are "shit" for him or "will be shit for him" unless he's the richest man in the world is a false measure that exists only to try and make your post seem accurate but it's not. Donald Trump is a dumb motherfucker who was born rich, skated through his entire life failing at business, including a casino, declaring multiple bankruptcies, and his life has changed...pretty much never at all. He has maintained wealth and assets throughout, all the while stiffing contractors, attorneys, lendors, anyone who's done business with him. But he's ended up fine. When things have looked troublesome, he reinvented himself as a fucking gameshow host, which spit shined his brand once more, and he rode that shit into a succesful long shot bid to be president of the United States. Once president, he broke laws, embarassed himself and us, attemped to end democracy, and failed at a re-election. He then managed to wiggle past multiple court cases and evade any kind of consequences for his actions, by, once again, being elected President. And now he's been "given a mandate" to do whatever he wants, to demolish democracy, and a time in his life where he'll never be held accountable for any of it. The only thing likely to make him accountable is the same accountability we will all face: death. Because you're right, nothing lasts forever. The worst pain this man has ever faced is bad headlines, embarassment, some bad press, but his raging narcissim brushes that aside and turns it into rage, and in no way alters his behavior in any way. And he's richer now thatn he's ever been, more powerful now than he's ever been, in a position to grift more money in the next few years than he did in the first 70 of his life, and is immune from prosecution. He controls armies. But I guess you're right, things have been really shitty for this guy his whole life. He can spike the economy, but it won't hurt him. Just us. P.S.: Shit on paper wealth all you want, but a vast majortiy of Elon Musk's wealth is paper, and yet he managed to buy himself a president with it. -
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Hornlife has apparently wandered over from the football board and has mixed himself a potent cocktail of Spider2yBanana mouth diahrea and the unique old person mileu of "every post on a message board is a private conversation between me and the poster" syndrome. It's like James Joyce just showed up here with a head injury and is treating this place like everyone's parents on facebook.- 8076 replies
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
SydneyCarton replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Two points: 1). Your referencing Trump's success, but the companies and industries you've cited aren't actually tied to Trump finanically. They're tied to musk (tesla) and they're tied to an industry that, inarguably, has made a lot fo people a lot of money. Look at Tesla stock the last 10 years. 2.) Trump just fomented an insurrection, after the most disastorous presidency in History, barely lost an election, and then won an election which effectively kept him out of prison. He's made billions on a fucking fake social media company, and he let an oligarch buy him a presdiency for a quarter billion dollars. He's now raking in the money, immune from prosecution, and remaking America in disastrous ways. I'd say things are going more than halfway decent for him right now. Your missing a key point in your comparison: Things Trump Touches Turn To Shit. But not for Trump. Just for everyone around him, and this case, that's just America. -
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There's no way this is true, but god I hope it's true. Pair Smith with fucking Marcel Reed, and bring a bunch of media attention to A&M, and then just watch the lockerroom implode off the field, and the team implode on the field. Plus their boosters are out what would be a third to half of a very healthy NIL budget. -
This is my personal opionion. That is an inevitability, for at least a chunk, maybe most, of people donating. Many will donate less if they can't deduct it from their taxes. My hope is that the fall off isn't as huge as one might fear, becuase now that the concept has been proven and results have been given, and the fucking idiots have stopped viewing this as distasteful (to a certain degree), the high from having a resurgent program will keep a lot of donators donating. This is also my general hope if the NCAA were ever to get invovled, collective bargaining to become a reality, etc. Texas alumns, finally, have a stark illustratoin of what the SEC was up to in regards to paying players before NIL. We can't shove ourselves back in the locker if the lanscape changes again and yield to the bag hags.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
SydneyCarton replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I mean, thanks to manipulation, all kinds of rule breaking, and now musk's access to government money while he controls Tesla, those investments have made lots of people rich. You don't think Dogecoin is on the way up? -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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I’m freaked at about my long term financials as well, so this hits close to home. Your mother in law can get all the way fucked, though. -
August Landmesser (German: [ˈaʊ̯ɡʊst ˈlantˌmɛsɐ]; 24 May 1910 – 17 October 1944) is suggested to be the man appearing in a 1936 photograph conspicuously refusing to perform the Nazi salute.[2][3] Landmesser had run afoul of the Nazi Party over his unlawful relationship with Irma Eckler, a Jewish woman. For this, he was imprisoned and eventually drafted into penal military service, where he was killed in action.[citation needed] Is this what the other side is counting on? That people won't fight becuase they know they're going to die, or be hurt, and that's not what Americans are about these days. Did your pastor mentioned what happened to August in his sermon?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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I'm guessing this is fake, considering the date and timestamp at the bottom is from a month from now.
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