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SydneyCarton

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  1. None of your statistics fucking matter, dude. You think I don't know Indiana was a paper tiger? Of course I know. BUT THEY MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS. Why? Because there is a human selection committee and they use facts and discussion to make subjective opinions. Therefore, to make blanket statements like "Programs like Baylor and Indiana have no business ever talking about playoffs" in a world where one just MADE the playoffs and the world of automatic qualifiers for the 4 conference champions exist...is a stupid fucking statement. I don't care how much you fucking screech about how they don't below, it doesn't matter, BECAUSE THEY WENT AND COULD GO AGAIN.
  2. The A/C's are on layaway, dude.
  3. This is a pretty stupid post considering Indiana literally went to the fucking playoffs last year, and the Big 12 sucks and Baylor could win it any year and get an automatic bid to the playoffs. Texas, who I would humbly submit as one of the best teams in the country last year, almost got smoked by fucking Arizona State. So saying none of those teams, or teams like them, belong in the playoffs conversation when one of them went last year seems pretty...well...something an Aggie would dismissively say.
  4. Just going to help everyone out here, by informing folks that at the ripe old age of 25, Texifornia qualifies as a "young."
  5. Landon Rink sucks, and I'm pretty sure he's already maxed out. Sark's not leaving Texas for the NFL or anywhere else unless: a) the NFL makes him some ridiculous offer, like an Andy Reid type salary. And that might not do it if Sark has already won 2 titles at Texas. b) Sark gets tired of recruiting c) Something in the college landscape changes and Texas no longer has a high-end NIL system and Texas goes back to being at a competitive disadvantage d) Some type of morality clause/Chris Beard situation happens That's it, that's the list. When we discussed this 3 or so years ago, I don't remember the aTm system coming up at all, particularly since the deal was done with regents within the UT system.
  6. Just a fucking hideous collection of the most generic or garish shit that one would find untouched in the corner of an Academy or Wal Mart. I wouldn't buy a Texas box of this shit for $40. Ugly and fucking trash. I'm pretty fucking embarrassed Texas licensed our brand for our own version of this stupid shit. Pathetic.
  7. I only spend about a month out of the year here on the football board, do you happen to remember the names of some of these weeping gashes sect of posters who whine about OOC games and want an 8 game SEC schedule? You know, for posterity.
  8. I believe what I said was that you couldn't see me because your head doesn't turn all the way around like the girl in The Exorcist.
  9. Surly tailgate, obviously. But I suppose it'll have to wait till 2026 for the board to enjoy ~50ish age men racing, probably hurting themselves, and all of it chronicled forever here, in infamy. The fun part is, I can't really lose. I'm a fat old white man, with little to no ego about winning or losing any race. But you, Al Bundy, former HS athlete, won't be able to handle it if for some reason you actually did lose this time around. And also, thanks for tacitly admitting there were no witnesses the first time, you shitbird.
  10. Sigh. I know that getting some kind of response is exactly what you want...but here we are. Sometimes I wonder if you’re capable of being truthful, or if your memory is just degrading with age. It was a 50 yard dash. There was no one else there. You don’t know how many yards you beat my by because you weren’t running backwards. And you always neglect to mention that since there was no one else there, you also acted as the Starter, at your own insistence. I’m sure there was no inherent advantage there. And the only time anyone has ever mentioned a parachute to you was a) questioning your favorite pair of pants and b) contemplating throwing you out of an airplane without one.
  11. The only thing worse than having to explain a joke to someone is when a person like you shows up and has to explain the joke to themselves out loud.
  12. If we really want to kill some boomers or see some fisticuffs, @closetojumping needs to roll up with a table and poster board like this:
  13. yeah, I blame that entirely on coaching. It was a stupid fucking mistake, just like our stupid special teams bullshit I the playoffs as well. It’s an outlier.
  14. I've got to say, I'm loving this confident, disdainful fire spitting Satya. More of him, please.
  15. There are a number of posters here who I think are perfectly fine to clean their gun while it was loaded…
  16. Fortunately you have a history of well respected takes that age well over time. I’m sure as a result this take here won’t get any pushback. Texas once was keeping Traylor warm as a backup plan to Sark. His contract history tells the story at UTSA. Let’s not pretend this notion was conjured out of thin air like a Helobious post.
  17. We knew what you meant.
  18. Who says “I really like HEB but can’t handle going under an underpass.” F the Kroger, but I enjoy the HEB as it is now…as in always about 3-5 hot women shopping Saturday morning.
  19. I don’t want a crossing route or a bomb going for 65 yards. The points all count the same. This is a good tackling team. I’ll take a chance on containing the dink and dunk versus getting smoked by the best WR off the line.
  20. The current HEB on shepherd is literally 5 blocks from the literal corner of oak forest. That’s about as adjacent as it gets, already.
  21. She’s advocating for it in multiple threads. It’s baffling. “Let’s act like aTm.”
  22. Yeah, I left off Mateer. His line and WRs might make his improvement over the last guy irrelevant, and I think he’s way overrated versus competition. But we’ll see. i just don’t think the national media understands how many of this years “starters” played seriously massive snaps last year.
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