Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
That is sooooo much better. And at least is the first or last portion of his name. No one is lining up to calm Sarkisian by “kisi”
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Ok, it took me about 10 seconds to figure out Duzz was Narduzzi. Stop that shit.
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Or, like The Joker, are you just ahead of the curve?
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COVID-19 2nd wave - Texas only - Stats and such
SuperManJoke.Gif
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
I'm questioning whether you know the difference between "schematic advantage" and just "advantage."
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Overrated Food Places
It was a great spot for watching sports. We used to go there for games all the time. Sadly, it was never more than half full, hardly ever. I think they just got too big a spot for that part of town. I dunno. We were sad when it closed.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
For fuck's sake, Park. Don't threaten this board with a good time.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
This is irritating. If we're dealing with multiple weather delays while trying to enjoy this game in a Las Vegas sports book, we'll likely lose the game coverage and never get it back on a TV once it's gone. I like the under. And I *think* I also like Texas to cover the spread.
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Overrated Food Places
I mean, I just want to understand the thinking. Derka probably would have whipped you up some Derka Dogs.
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Surly Legendary Speak
Homeboy still lurks.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
I'm going to ignore the obvious joke that y'all have correctly highlighted, and instead I'm going to go with the gem bolded above.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
This entire line of argument came from some people insisting that an entire state be categorized as "deep south", simply because "parts" of it were "deep south." I reject that notion, out of hand, regardless of whether there are parts of it. Do you disagree or agree with the premise that having a small segment of a state which culturally, economically, or however you want to designate it that aligns accurately with "the deep south" means the entire state qualifies as the "deep south?"
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Does that make Texas the deep south?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'd posit that aggie fans are the softest, most charmin like snowflakes in all the land. I can make a case there is nothing hard 'bout those 'tards.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
So this knob is going to donate a bunch of money to someone, bribe, whatever, to basically leverage the AAU to admit Tech. Because I've got to say, there's no way Tech is actually fixing their academics enough to qualify.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Mississippi has to be in the bottom 5 for median income, and Lane and company have managed to put together an NIL program that creatively allows them to be very good at the portal and a few blue chips every year. It's possible... As another poster said, it would take one grandkid from one branch of one family. Alice Walton is the richest woman in the world in 2025. She also has 3 brothers who were all Sam Walton's direct offspring. She doesn't have any kids, but her 3 brothers have 8 between them.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Your work there definitely fits into what I assume is the definition of a Hard Retard, Red.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I feel like we can't go any further down this path until he gives us a firm definition of "hard retard."
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This sentence could really benefit from a comma. Who do you think has the hardest retarded fanbase in the SEC?
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Overrated Food Places
You wanted to try something new, and your first thought was "lets give this place that looks like a pluckers a shot?" You know what I really fucking miss? SRO.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Isn't this a reversal of sorts? I thought the dad wasn't pushing Texas and was only pushing his kid to maximize the NIL deal out of HS? Did the motherfucker see Jesus in the form of hey, pissing off a bunch of Texas people in Texas might have some adverse effects on my career?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Bitch, I actually have read the thread. The entire premise put forth by other posters is that because parts of a state are the deep south, therefore the whole state is the deep south? Do you agree with that premise? Yes or no. Believe me, if I could give away dallas I would.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
For your consideration, the coverage map of the Ponderosa Pine: You're a smart guy. Would you consider those sections to be All of Texas? Or even representative of a majority of Texas? Dallas is full of Sooners, I hope you're not telling me that the minority becomes the identity of the majority.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'm thinking you're not that familiar with Matt's. It's massive. Sure, you can go to any restaurant, and probably find 2-3 hot women to casually ogle. Matt's is fucking massive, inside and outside. Multiple big bars. It's a Friday and Saturday night see and be seen place, where you are probably in eyeshot of a table of 20 sorority girls having a birthday party, or a group in their late 20's or early 30's starting off a bachelorette party. It's like going to a Senor Frogs or something stupid in New Orleans for young people, except instead of music and dancing and loud as fuck, you're eating ok Tex Mex while watching the show. There's enjoying seeing that Austin is populated with pretty women, and then there's...Matt's El Rancho.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
First, there isn't a single acceptable world where Pin and Pen are the same fucking thing. That anecdote should say "Illiterate" or "Stupid." So is Texas. Texas isn't the deep south.