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SydneyCarton

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  1. Man, I hope you DVR'd the whole regional, and you really savored this experience. Because the way Texas Athletics is going, I'm not sure you're going to be able to manage an erection until next spring, at this rate. Hopefully this wildly disappointing season where we won the SEC title in our debut season with a new coach and a pretty Meh/Flawed roster, while losing our best SP and best offensive player for all/most of the year, respectively, will sustain you until more miserable times.
  2. I'd buy a ton of them, and then park the in front of all the neighbors houses I dislike, and just leave them there.
  3. Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict.
  4. He says he hates mediocrity, but he went to a mediocre college by every measurable metric. Perfect encapsulation of Aggie.
  5. Bolero aligning himself with helobious. That’s a choice.
  6. Counterpoint: he committed to play football at BAYLOR.
  7. Texas isn’t. What a little fucking bitch. Also, for the record what he is accusing is fucking illegal.
  8. Shit in one hand, hope in the other...
  9. There's no such thing as a bloodless revolution.
  10. Gotta, say, I lol every time I see an old thread or post from Errestaurants. He was a pretty present poster until he admitted he was so jacked up on steroids and performance enhancing drugs that he didn't care if he was fucking an animal, vegetable, or mineral. And then he sort of looked around, did the internet equivalent of "Amirite guys?" and then promptly logged out, and presumably, changed his username in lightning speed. It was a very NowThis moment, although now I wonder if they were the same guy.
  11. Excuse life seen Borat. And that’s clearly factual. Also, the joke was over there.
  12. So Kazakhstan. Does he talk about The Jew a lot?
  13. Even with the access to legal weed, that's still a net-negative my man.
  14. Or the 247 merger basically forced him to work for his job.
  15. My wife is terrified of flying. A rash of FAA issues has made that worse.
  16. Saw this at 13 min and 15 seconds. @Kyrie Eleison why do you hate culture and classical music?
  17. I'm 8 minutes in and I just want to go to my kid's school and give him a fucking hug.
  18. No worries. I'll generally answer the tenor of your post the best to my knowledge. I'm fairly far removed from the NIL group at this point, but as CTJ has told before, Tito isn't an NIL donor, and there is legal hair about him being involved because his wealth is all alcohol based, which is a no-no per Texas (or maybe national) NIL rules. That guy does give freely to the athletic department, however, pretty sure he was the biggest donor on our new practice facilities. The other biggest donors to NIL to my knowledge are some attorneys under the age of 50 or 55. All our billionaires including Rawlings, Hildebrandt, and fucking Cal McNair have told us to pound sound for various reasons, most of which are stupid.
  19. I'm sure this has been discussed elsewhere, but it never fails to make me question my sanity when I see Drew Allar mentioned as an NFL first rounder. That dude sucks out loud against decent competition. And mediocre competition. Motherfucker had worse stats than Quinn Ewers and he played all his the fucking games last year. And the year before. That guy sucks so fucking hard that the line at the truck stop glory holes can go for miles. Hey man, I'm not sure those guys want their names being thrown out there on a public board.
  20. Ho. Lee. Fuck. And I don't mean some clearly disinterested sports fan and Asian alum of aTm.
  21. I'm praying you men on aTm's team, and not like in the NFL draft sense. Otherwise, please link, I have to see that shit for myself.
  22. Yup. We already hear it. It’s called “top 4 finish during the COVID year.” Which is also a fucking lie. But it’s a lie they tell.
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