Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
New best score of the thread, boys. Feeling pretty good about my level of insulation from main stream American culture as it currently stands.
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The Democratic Party
At this point Im just assuming the DNC is directly behind Plattner's smearing.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Do I give a fuck? That’s the answer
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Texas has made Michael Taffe a millionaire. Maybe he should whine less about its fans being ungrateful 20 minutes after a disappointing performance, before he’s even had a chance to hear or read any real criticism.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
I’ll be frank, I think a lot less of taffe after that press conference bullshit.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Counterpoint: don’t tell me how to cheer for and evaluate my college football team.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
It’s ok guys, Immamac and Linux, renowned for their prescient and correct football takes, have this team’s back. This season had championship expectations. Single game moral victories are for Aggies.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
They’re not. You’re being a blind bitch. The video posted showed our qb quitting. Everyone knows the score but you.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
“Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.” ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself. im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you.
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
Where did you hear this?
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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
How many TDs did you predict we’d win by? Was it 3 or 4? look at arch’s body language. All you need to know right there.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
I don’t think Javier’s is worth a trip to the Aria by itself if you’re staying at the palazzo. Just my two cents. Bouhchon sounds like a given. Piero’s for your Italian if you go that way.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
What CTJ doesn't say here, but which should be obvious, is that he's now planning several calls into Pauly Finebaum where Lewis Livinstone is going to gas about how he and his nephew Parker have been cooking meth in a trailer in Vidor every summer since he was 10, which by coincidence, was also the first year Parker stole a car and crashed it into a tree just to feel something. In the forthcoming weeks we're going to hear some very interesting members of the Stroh family hitting the airwaves, who I will remind all of you are Aggies, talking about how the ginger folk are some of the most efficient and successful fentanyl mules China has ever employed.
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Pssh. AIDS is basically neutralized these days. He and Magic Johnson have had it for decades. Meanwhile:
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
But I had a great time. You know what else is a great time? Winning.
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Protection is for your mother and dirty sailors, sir. Give me speed and talent.
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
I dont particularly care if he's a senior RB.
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Counterpoint, Simon and Clark are basically in the exact same boat as Terry. A true freshman and an injury guy who may as well be a true frosh as he works back into the game. If Simon "doesn't need to be playing" then why would Terry, a guy who has had less snaps at RB and is a tweener positionally? If he has a pulse there sure, but I'm not sure your basic criteria is any different for those guys.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Counterpoint, they're a cheating SOS school, at systemic levels, with shitty asshat boosters.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
I'm starting to wonder if Uncle Johntay wasn't the dude selling him his drugs. Allegedly.
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
That would be a pretty big change of narrative considering as recently as last spring, we heard praises about Cruz in practice, and that the staff loved the guy. Now, that being said, it's been made plain for all to see that the staff's concept of "elite roster talent" isn't exactly par with the reality of the world, so Cruz could easily fall in that category of guys the staff raved about but in fact are Meh. But the counterpoint is that we didn't hear shit about Connor Stroh as being even a warm body till he started, and then we got a burst of 995 bullshit about him playing his way into a starting role with the opportunity. In other words, we don't know shit about fuck.
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
Science has been debunked, sir.
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First gameday experience
Petticab's might be a decent transportation method from downtown to campus. Or electric scooters.
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Law student who "took pleasure in killing" fatally poisoned four people in five-month murder spree
Absolutely. Also, obligatory:
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Week 7 2025: Texas at Kentucky
Holy shit, we might actually see Daniel Cruz.