Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
I'm going to ignore the obvious joke that y'all have correctly highlighted, and instead I'm going to go with the gem bolded above.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
This entire line of argument came from some people insisting that an entire state be categorized as "deep south", simply because "parts" of it were "deep south." I reject that notion, out of hand, regardless of whether there are parts of it. Do you disagree or agree with the premise that having a small segment of a state which culturally, economically, or however you want to designate it that aligns accurately with "the deep south" means the entire state qualifies as the "deep south?"
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Does that make Texas the deep south?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'd posit that aggie fans are the softest, most charmin like snowflakes in all the land. I can make a case there is nothing hard 'bout those 'tards.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
So this knob is going to donate a bunch of money to someone, bribe, whatever, to basically leverage the AAU to admit Tech. Because I've got to say, there's no way Tech is actually fixing their academics enough to qualify.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Mississippi has to be in the bottom 5 for median income, and Lane and company have managed to put together an NIL program that creatively allows them to be very good at the portal and a few blue chips every year. It's possible... As another poster said, it would take one grandkid from one branch of one family. Alice Walton is the richest woman in the world in 2025. She also has 3 brothers who were all Sam Walton's direct offspring. She doesn't have any kids, but her 3 brothers have 8 between them.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Your work there definitely fits into what I assume is the definition of a Hard Retard, Red.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I feel like we can't go any further down this path until he gives us a firm definition of "hard retard."
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This sentence could really benefit from a comma. Who do you think has the hardest retarded fanbase in the SEC?
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Overrated Food Places
You wanted to try something new, and your first thought was "lets give this place that looks like a pluckers a shot?" You know what I really fucking miss? SRO.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Isn't this a reversal of sorts? I thought the dad wasn't pushing Texas and was only pushing his kid to maximize the NIL deal out of HS? Did the motherfucker see Jesus in the form of hey, pissing off a bunch of Texas people in Texas might have some adverse effects on my career?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Bitch, I actually have read the thread. The entire premise put forth by other posters is that because parts of a state are the deep south, therefore the whole state is the deep south? Do you agree with that premise? Yes or no. Believe me, if I could give away dallas I would.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
For your consideration, the coverage map of the Ponderosa Pine: You're a smart guy. Would you consider those sections to be All of Texas? Or even representative of a majority of Texas? Dallas is full of Sooners, I hope you're not telling me that the minority becomes the identity of the majority.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'm thinking you're not that familiar with Matt's. It's massive. Sure, you can go to any restaurant, and probably find 2-3 hot women to casually ogle. Matt's is fucking massive, inside and outside. Multiple big bars. It's a Friday and Saturday night see and be seen place, where you are probably in eyeshot of a table of 20 sorority girls having a birthday party, or a group in their late 20's or early 30's starting off a bachelorette party. It's like going to a Senor Frogs or something stupid in New Orleans for young people, except instead of music and dancing and loud as fuck, you're eating ok Tex Mex while watching the show. There's enjoying seeing that Austin is populated with pretty women, and then there's...Matt's El Rancho.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
First, there isn't a single acceptable world where Pin and Pen are the same fucking thing. That anecdote should say "Illiterate" or "Stupid." So is Texas. Texas isn't the deep south.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
No wonder tickets to the surly tailgate
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
FIFY
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You think Banks surpassed his 5 star ranking? He was drafted right around where he was ranked, in the first round.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Guys. GUYS. Stop being mean. He just needs another 3 years to learn balance, coordination, proper form, good instincts, and technique. You're all impatient. Cole Hutson does suck, though, I'll give Atticus that.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Is that say? Are these not you? Because I feel like I've rather accurately encapsulated your posts and their meaning, including your efforts to move goalposts and revise your statements as you went along below:
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Maybe you should have said "States on the periphery of the south that have pine trees are The Deep South." It wouldn't have made your statement any more correct, but at least it wouldn't be forcing you to show back up and move the goalposts further on your absurd take.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
SMU is holding serve on NIL salaries, and they haven't even gotten any TV revenue money in yet. Didn't they forego it for like 5 or 10 years, something absurd, to join the ACC? I'm not Lashlee wants to be at SMU long term, and I'm not sure he's going to have SMU consistently winning, even in the ACC. But I can make a case it's better positioned to show up in the playoffs than fucking Arkansas. And maybe once they get TV money, life gets easier. Well, old man, maybe y'all shouldn't have guaranteed Lincoln Riley 100 million dollars to gargle your collective balls at USC. Something tells me if he'd turned it around, instead of spending much too much time tanning his aztec sun belly tat, you'd be signing a different tune. 18 year old players were getting paid by a lot of teams before now. Just not as much as now, and under the table. I'm sure you forgot all about Reggie Bush's transgressions, but big time HS recruits that got paid also busted, ala Albert Means. Basically like all old people, you can't handle change.
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Houston BBQ
Eastside wasn't terrible, but it didn't exactly blow my doors off. I'd rank it a notch below Truth, Pinkerton's, and Feges. More like J Bar M. That being said, it was a mobile pop up so that may have had something to with it. I'd happily eat there again, but I wouldn't wait in line for it (not that I waited in line for it this time, I didn't). If the other spots I mention are an 8 or 9, this place is probably a 6.5 or 7.
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Overrated Food Places
Texadelphia just opened a new location here in Garden Oaks. I don't have much hope for it long term, but I need to try and go a few times before they shut down. Still, here's to hoping.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
It didn't work with Florida and Billy boy.