Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Surly Legendary Speak
I think you're still pretty liberal with your mom. I'll show myself out, but before I do I'll offer up: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya Muledick mind bottled
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I mean, who the fuck posting on this website except Helobious would be cheering for ND in this scenario? Arkansas is irrelevant. I want ND to lose 2-3 more games. Let them suck ass, and remove themselves from the playoff equation, giving us more wiggle room. Isn't this obvious to the point it doesn't need to be said?
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Florida Gators
No one had contracts like Jimbo, for sure. But I was specifically referencing Kevin Sumlin, which had the sum total of his contract due within 60 days of termination, with no offset. It's the "within 30-60 days of termination" stuff that blows my fucking mind.
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Florida Gators
You guys need to stop that shit. It's stupid. Just pay the guy x Dollar amounts per year until it's done, with or without offset, like the rest of us who don't want to be compared to Aggies.
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Tell me about ou
No. "Good news" would have been "Hey, we fucked up the xray, we opened the hand up and it was fine, so we stitched him back up. He'll be good in a week." What Satya posted was just "news" that he was feverishly attempting to squint into jerk-off material.
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Florida Gators
*I see that @Litig8r's compatriots in the Florida contracts department took their cues from a&m's contract department. Oooof.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
I mean, apropos to the thread title, Belichick is indeed riding again.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
For you? Probably another failed marriage walking through your office doors.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
I think I just finally got through some of the stuff we got during Covid. It takes a concerted effort.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
The $200 one I got almost a decade ago is still going strong. I'd say it's a good investment.
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Tell me about ou
Oh come on, that was textbook form and I stuck the landing.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
It's pretty damn rare in my household at this point too. That being said I might go buy a couple tubes of ground beef and pull out the food saver this weekend.
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Tell me about ou
Only when you're mom is visiting internationally.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
That's his point. Not only will they produce the same methane, but Brazil will cut down more rain forest to make room for pasture, compounding the effect.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
Cici's pizza in San Marcos was always on our planned route home.
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Tell me about ou
I believe he's attempting to say CTJ doesn't know shit, and his opinions are bad, because Parker Livignstone is the best WR in the country.
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Tell me about ou
Is his name Pimphand? Then no.
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Houston Restaurants You Miss The Most
That’s funny. I can drive right to the street where those fucking guys live. No idea Thats where they came from. My wife and I drove there a few times during Covid just to break the monotony with our kid in the back seat
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Houston BBQ
Eastside is doing a pop-up at a club my family is members at on Friday. Curious how it all measures up.
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Tell me about ou
Nothing good ever happens when OU wins. Period.
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Tell me about ou
I've told this repeatedly, and I'll tell it again any fucking time it comes up, but a group of us were at a BW3 when this game was happening in Midtown Houston, and there was a table of stupid fucking longhorn fans cheering for OU, hard, in this game. I guess they thought our Tech loss was being avenged. We mocked and berated them so badly they fucking left their table, and I think the restaurant. Imagine cheering for OU, ever.
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Tell me about ou
Never fucking forget.
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
We should just steal that one and repaint it. Those idiots will never be able to solve the crime.
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
With this group of morons, being set on fire seems like a statistical probability at some point, so this seems fairly important.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Compared to this year's schedule, it's a 500% upgrade. And 27 going to be fucking delicious.