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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yeah. It's sort of the flip side of the very definition of "CAN win."
  2. They picked a game they can win. Smartest thing they've done in years.
  3. Do you really need someone to find examples of you on this thread saying Ewers isn't an NFL QB? Like unless he produces posts, no one will be sure you said it?
  4. I have 2 normal ponchos that are still fine, but the 69 I have is pulling too, and I’ve never not hang dried all of them.
  5. I come back a day after this breaks, and no pictures of Amanda Atwell? You fucks are slipping.
  6. Blue had some great plays, mostly receiving for us, but he was a frustrating player. He never met a shoestring that couldn't tackle him, and if the hole wasn't huge, he didn't go through it. Poor vision. Feel good about our RB room.
  7. There’s going to be a lot more than zero couch fires, no matter what.
  8. Why is this he being a cagey fuck with guys out for the year. “Lower leg injury.” He’s out for the year, just say what the shit it is…I’m starting to think elko might have a pathological lying problem. “We’ll have double digit draft picks.” It wouldn’t surprise me if we see Myles out there starting on Saturday.
  9. Today? Playing a game today? texas wins, 31-17. Manning has 295 combined.
  10. It had to be our game. If they beat us they’d have gone, right.
  11. Yes. Tons of them. You just have to like, read this fucking thread.
  12. We’re non credible sources. Do you care? ill cling to hope now, thanks.
  13. This game is football aids. I fucking love it.
  14. Fuck tcu. No school with an enrollment less than 35k should even be considered. You mean Disney? Or Coke? Who gives a shit?
  15. OSU’s line can eat the corn out of my shit. Fuck them, we’re going to fuck them up on the way to making sayin hold our out-turned pocket like the prison bitch we’re going to make him.
  16. This fucking game lol. What’s on the menu? I know Bloody Mary bar, obviously, but what else?
  17. I know, numbnuts, but you phrase shit so dumbly that it’s impossible not to smash the meatballs over the plate. Everyone fucking loved to cling to the “he got his finger caught in a jersey” but no one has actually said the actual injury that’s causing problems was the finger.
  18. I enjoyed that cheeze-it commercial than I should have. Don’t be coy. Just at @Fud in your post.
  19. You know what’s part of a hand? A finger. I’ll just spell it out for you.
  20. You’re going to summon Carl.
  21. Just say “Matt Campbell.” It’s redundant.
  22. Swallowing with gusto doesn’t really qualify as the “seed business.” /riimshot Because he’s a pussy.
  23. No shit, thank you for your service man.
  24. Yeah. It’s no Sark toss to the left on the goal line in a game with massive consequences.
  25. What do you grow? Not to completely derail or distract you from your game.
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