Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
We should just steal that one and repaint it. Those idiots will never be able to solve the crime.
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
With this group of morons, being set on fire seems like a statistical probability at some point, so this seems fairly important.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Compared to this year's schedule, it's a 500% upgrade. And 27 going to be fucking delicious.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Agreed. I think it's the only thing that sucks about all this shit. Just voicing my agreement. This is actually pretty interesting. Arch Manning's agent should go to Disney, and say "Listen, lets talk about an NIL package that keeps Arch at Texas for one more year and boosts your game revenue by insane amounts. We'll take 15% of the 150 million dollars, everybody wins." Now...that is how you NIL. I'm actually pretty serious about this, homeboy's agent should get to work. Fuck these pathetic losers. Yeah, we're Darth Vader and the Death Star and Emperor Palpatine all rolled up into one big ass steer with big ass horns. Fucking losers. Everyone one of their AD's had a fucking vote on how this was going to go down.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Of course pimphand posts over on SEC rant.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
See. Dude wants to hunt. I dunno, I think I really like Klein where he is currently...
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We all age, motherfucker. Damn, I really wanted this to have happened in one of Venables physical practices, just for the real fucking schadenfreude. Why? We know who it is, we beat his ass last year. It's Michael Hawkins Jr.
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Gotdammit I Just Got Scammed
I think I mentioned this elsewhere, but the local post office has been basically had employees stealing mail and operating a check washing scam. We halted payment on a check for 300k dollars in the nick of time looking in our account. Googled and saw there had been 5 or so instances of it out of the same post office where we mail stuff. Yeah, we implemented some new security implementations after that. But we were a hair away from losing 300k on a check that was initially for 300 dollars.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
What about versus the week after a close win against a shitty opponent?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Outside of maybe a dozen posters, I dislike everyone here equally.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You're a sensitive boy, Tommy. It's just a little rubbin'. And rubbin' is racin'.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
I mean, at least 'Gata has a funny fucking origin story. And by funny, I mean sad and pathetic.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I dunno. Maybe you can explain to me the fun in cos-playing as a whimpering pussy in between games and it'll start to make sense.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Maybe. Gundy has made a lot of money. If I were him, and a big outdoorsman as he is, I'd probably look at my immediate firing as a chance to really enjoy deer season all the way through for the first time in a long time.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Well I'll try not to have a catastrophic medical emergency in the next 4 weeks, you know, as long as I'm working on things I can control.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I think you've got it backwards, dude. Now that he doesn't have to recruit young black kids from a demographic that mostly hates his fucking politics, he can tee off and be himself. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2805759-oklahoma-st-hc-mike-gundy-blames-liberalism-and-snowflakes-over-transfers Gundy calls the transfer portal "liberalism." Well, then you haven't followed recruiting. Because his politics are out there. Also, don't look too closely into the politics of Bruce Pearl (your next senator of Alabama).
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Park Gothic and Codaxx catching strays snipes in the latest CTJ post. And then 6th Street obliviously showing up to pile on unironically, like a sad, lispy kid alone at the lunch table with a glimmer of hope as a new kid sits down next to him. He's no longer alone. I look forward to that hope evaporating as he realizes the new kid is just there to give him yet another public wedgie.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
And you trust this line to execute those schemes? Well ok.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Well, I don't know what to tell you other than I watched all the games last year, multiple times. Broughton and Collins may have been late bloomers, but they showed the fuck up all year with TFL after TFL in the biggest moments. I don't care where they were drafted, the fact that either of them were drafted, particularly Broughton, was a testament to how good they were last year as opposed to their previous seasons. We were all melting down before the season, and by OU weekend no one was sweating shit on the IDL. Maybe this year is the same, but I'm not sure. Sure, Brevard has looked fucking great in spots, Shaw seems fine so far, but it's early. Watson came on last week, to me, but seemed slow to get there. Kanu is steady eddie, but dude hasn't been making wow plays all over the place to my eyes. Kanu leads the team in snaps at IDL, but statistically they're all pretty similar at this point. Listen, I like the depth we've added, and they seem great, but it's Ohio State and three deflated testicle sacks for opponents. Get back to me in 3 weeks. I'm pretty sure that Bobby or Gerry or someone at OTF said that while Arch showed up at various greek houses last season, he's been all business this season.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Lol. OU is going to beat Kent State by 40 points, and Venables will play Mateer late into the 4th quarter. They're a bunch of front-running shitbirds.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I expect OU to do what they always try to do, sell out to stuff the box and pressure manning. I don't have much faith we're going to line up and run it on them, even if our OL magically gel's in the next 2.5 weeks. Venables will lean into his team strength, because it also is his best bet at diverting attention from his weak secondary. He's going to force Arch to beat him with his arm, which, lets be honest if we were a DC is exactly what we'd be doing right now as well. Plus we all know they'll get up, it's a rivalry game. I think the Auburn and Michigan games are fools gold, like most people here, but at the same time they'll be confident. We'll need Arch to make the reads and throws that will be available, or it could be a real long fucking day. I'm also not yet sold that our IDL is "so much better" than it was last year. We were pretty fucking good last year, and lots of our opponents so far have sucked. It's obvious Simmons hasn't settled down yet, and I'm not sure Burke doesn't have some warts on the other side as well. I expect the OU game to be more of a frustrating pain in the ass than it fucking should be, but here we are...
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I dunno man, you're a good poster, but so is Fondren & Main and I tend to lean towards his line of thinking. Can anyone know anything definitively? No. But I watch a LOT of college football games that aren't just Texas, and everyone has quite a few warts. I don't think I can remember a reason where all the top end teams have looked so weak and beatable. This feels like the most wide open season I can remember, and it's going to be whoever gets hot and gets their shit together by the latter third of the season.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Bruh, you're forgetting that bad-ass skate and bike park that you can see from 45. It's not that I'm optimistic. It just seems like a pattern to me. I lived in Shady Acres at the end of the crime era around 2008-2012. It was not that fucking charming, and the homes were shitholes, and honestly, they've mostly been replaced by relatively soulless townhomes. Greenspoint has older homes that can be fixed up fine, not too differently than Spring Branch, and it's 20 minutes from downtown, much closer than the Woodlands and Katy. The schools do suck balls, though, no way around that. It's also close to the airport for frequent travelers, but not RIGHT next to the airport. I feel like there's opportunity there. Just, you know, an expensive one for whatever real estate developer wanted to make a move.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Olin is a true believer, though.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
*Your shit is weak, Olin.