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SydneyCarton

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  1. Texas has made Michael Taffe a millionaire. Maybe he should whine less about its fans being ungrateful 20 minutes after a disappointing performance, before he’s even had a chance to hear or read any real criticism.
  2. I’ll be frank, I think a lot less of taffe after that press conference bullshit.
  3. Counterpoint: don’t tell me how to cheer for and evaluate my college football team.
  4. It’s ok guys, Immamac and Linux, renowned for their prescient and correct football takes, have this team’s back. This season had championship expectations. Single game moral victories are for Aggies.
  5. They’re not. You’re being a blind bitch. The video posted showed our qb quitting. Everyone knows the score but you.
  6. “Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.” ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself. im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you.
  7. How many TDs did you predict we’d win by? Was it 3 or 4? look at arch’s body language. All you need to know right there.
  8. I don’t think Javier’s is worth a trip to the Aria by itself if you’re staying at the palazzo. Just my two cents. Bouhchon sounds like a given. Piero’s for your Italian if you go that way.
  9. What CTJ doesn't say here, but which should be obvious, is that he's now planning several calls into Pauly Finebaum where Lewis Livinstone is going to gas about how he and his nephew Parker have been cooking meth in a trailer in Vidor every summer since he was 10, which by coincidence, was also the first year Parker stole a car and crashed it into a tree just to feel something. In the forthcoming weeks we're going to hear some very interesting members of the Stroh family hitting the airwaves, who I will remind all of you are Aggies, talking about how the ginger folk are some of the most efficient and successful fentanyl mules China has ever employed.
  10. Pssh. AIDS is basically neutralized these days. He and Magic Johnson have had it for decades. Meanwhile:
  11. But I had a great time. You know what else is a great time? Winning.
  12. Protection is for your mother and dirty sailors, sir. Give me speed and talent.
  13. I dont particularly care if he's a senior RB.
  14. Counterpoint, Simon and Clark are basically in the exact same boat as Terry. A true freshman and an injury guy who may as well be a true frosh as he works back into the game. If Simon "doesn't need to be playing" then why would Terry, a guy who has had less snaps at RB and is a tweener positionally? If he has a pulse there sure, but I'm not sure your basic criteria is any different for those guys.
  15. Counterpoint, they're a cheating SOS school, at systemic levels, with shitty asshat boosters.
  16. I'm starting to wonder if Uncle Johntay wasn't the dude selling him his drugs. Allegedly.
  17. That would be a pretty big change of narrative considering as recently as last spring, we heard praises about Cruz in practice, and that the staff loved the guy. Now, that being said, it's been made plain for all to see that the staff's concept of "elite roster talent" isn't exactly par with the reality of the world, so Cruz could easily fall in that category of guys the staff raved about but in fact are Meh. But the counterpoint is that we didn't hear shit about Connor Stroh as being even a warm body till he started, and then we got a burst of 995 bullshit about him playing his way into a starting role with the opportunity. In other words, we don't know shit about fuck.
  18. Petticab's might be a decent transportation method from downtown to campus. Or electric scooters.
  19. Holy shit, we might actually see Daniel Cruz.
  20. Pretty well considering they are ranked around the top 5, they've not lost any more games this year, and generally beaten some decent competition. Let me ask you a question. Did Texas, to use the words of Mike Elko, physically annihilate A&M at their house last season? I'd tend to say, yes, and so would Mike Elko. But according to your definition, since they had a chance to win at the end, I guess not.
  21. If we stick to it successfully, and can somewhat run the ball, the deep shots will open the fuck up over time. Guys will stop rushing 4 and dropping 7 on our asses.
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