Jump to content

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    21966
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    29

Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. You keep sucking that dick, bitches. "Please don't do this, please, we'll still swallow it all, just don't do this. But whatever you want, whatever hole, maybe look at some screwworm?" You know, ironically, after screwworm devastates our herd here in a month or two, we're probably going to actually need that beef from Argentina. Almost everyone will forget who allowed screwworm into the US, and praise Trump for his foresight and securing beef from Argentina. Calling my shot.
  2. C concerns me. It makes me think the stock market could crash and these people still wouldn't give a fuck. I guess they'll give somewhat of a fuck when shit gets even more expensive. I guess...
  3. I don't care how she strangles me.
  4. Im not sure I'd say all 10's, but this statement is more accurate than not. What? I was curious:
  5. After reading all of that, I don't understand why those guys didn't just become Southern Baptists? They'd basically be getting high fives.
  6. I'm not saying there aren't still many, many excellent colleges here in America. What I will say, is that I think you underestimate that there are also hundreds upon hundreds of colleges who give out degrees for being able to Velcro your tennis shoes, or slip on flip flops if that's too complicated.
  7. Hey everybody look at this budding oligarch! Correct. I went and looked at the twitter of the person JimmyJazz posted above. They're still tweeting and retweeting complete garbage. Just some of the dumbest stuff. I did it earlier with another "oh the prices" tweets I saw on the Leopards reddit thread. The woman in that one was literally tweeting so much I couldn't go and find her original grocery prices tweet from this summer, because her brain-dead ass was tweeting 20-30 times a day or more. And it wasn't about grocery prices, it was AI videos of AOC having a plane drop shit on her. This experiment is over.
  8. Of course, when there isn't an election in 2028 whether they've flipped might be irrelevant.
  9. I mean, there's a legal concept of "consent" which none of these guys agreed to use their company logo, etc. That is a big deal. That being it seems like an agreement could be struck as well. As opposed to "Give the money back and we're going to sue the fuck out of you" which might net more money anyway.
  10. I live in Houston, and this is pretty inaccurate on a couple levels. The first one is that Houston ISD doesn't have a "west Austin contingent." I live in the Heights and Timbergrove/Oak Forest section of Houston, which is Central Houston, HISD, and homes that go from 500k to 1.5 million, at least these days. These are a lot of well-to-do families, votes blue, and widely despises Abbot and and TEA. There was no shortage of F Mike Miles yard signs anywhere around me. And by "no shortage" i mean every third house. HISD also encompasses River Oaks, West U/Rice Village, I believe Bellaire, which areas home prices blow Heights/Timbergrove out of the water. Now, do a lot of those kids go to private school? Yes. Are the expensive areas still somewhat protected even though they're within HISD? Yes. But you're talking about literally the richest areas in Houston that are within HISD. Lets not pretend these people are completely unaware of what's going on. I think a takeover in Austin won't make any more or prolonged media attention than the fourth largest city in the United States did...because people are powerless to do anything about it.
  11. Considering what's happened in Houston, don't consider your scenario to be too unlikely.
  12. New best score of the thread, boys. Feeling pretty good about my level of insulation from main stream American culture as it currently stands.
  13. At this point Im just assuming the DNC is directly behind Plattner's smearing.
  14. Do I give a fuck? That’s the answer
  15. Texas has made Michael Taffe a millionaire. Maybe he should whine less about its fans being ungrateful 20 minutes after a disappointing performance, before he’s even had a chance to hear or read any real criticism.
  16. I’ll be frank, I think a lot less of taffe after that press conference bullshit.
  17. Counterpoint: don’t tell me how to cheer for and evaluate my college football team.
  18. It’s ok guys, Immamac and Linux, renowned for their prescient and correct football takes, have this team’s back. This season had championship expectations. Single game moral victories are for Aggies.
  19. They’re not. You’re being a blind bitch. The video posted showed our qb quitting. Everyone knows the score but you.
  20. “Everyone is balling out except the coaching staff and half of the team.” ok, maybe everyone is only shitting on HALF of these guys and you can half go fuck yourself. im not sure what half of go and fuck yourself looks like, maybe a couple fingers or getting limber and sucking yourself off, but you’re a smart guy, you’ll figure it out. I have faith in you.
  21. How many TDs did you predict we’d win by? Was it 3 or 4? look at arch’s body language. All you need to know right there.
  22. I don’t think Javier’s is worth a trip to the Aria by itself if you’re staying at the palazzo. Just my two cents. Bouhchon sounds like a given. Piero’s for your Italian if you go that way.
×
×
  • Create New...