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SydneyCarton

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  1. I disagree. To paraprase Ed Harris in Apollo 13, I believe this has a chance to be one of this season's finest moments.
  2. Lol. Look at this theater. Elon Musk can go fuck himself, but I'm going to laugh when he tells the DOJ to go fuck itself. What stupid performative theater before the inaugeration.
  3. The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?
  4. If anything, I feel like I'm simply accurately representing them. Blaggie Sul Ross crowd out front shoulda toldya.
  5. Check back with me next year my man. Happy holidays.
  6. I mean, I figured, but we're still talking about like 15-20 bucks a month, buddy.
  7. That is not true. 52-80 and Linux are certain that he'll have six-figure, executive VP jobs waiting for them thanks to the Aggie Network. He's made the winning move playing for a massive alumni base of car and insurance salesmen, and they're going to take care of their boy.
  8. I mean, I literally said in my post Auburn will be improved. The implication is I also think they'll beat A&M next year. We're talking about A&M versus LSU as a gimme loss.
  9. You're talking about a dumpster fire versus a tire fire though.
  10. Nailed it. Well, we all suspected your avatar wasn't your wife, girlfriend, or ex girlfriend. But it's nice to have confirmation, I guess.
  11. I'm not confident they'll lose to LSU. Yes, yes, it's in BR. Yes, yes, it's A&M. But LSU is getting bent over and plunger fucked by Bryan Kelly's personality, similarly to what we're seeing in OU, right? Or is that still just RUMORED to happen? Because it feels like a lot are hitting the portal. What're they going to replace it with? I think that one is too early to tell. SCAR, I'd like to see who they replace Rocket Sanders with...I'm not too familiar with the age of the rest of their roster, either. Mizzou is trash. Arky who knows, and Auburb should continue to improve under scumbag Freeze, sure. If this year showed us anything, it's that assuming aTm is magnetically, almost divinely attuned to 8-4.
  12. You've got over 20 million in savings and aren't retiring? I'm not going to question your life choices, even though I have questions. But I am going to question your lack of Burnt Ends and Tree Fiddy swag on your profile, you chincy fuck.
  13. You: incapable an answering a direct question and basic reading comprehension. “I’m not making declarative statements, as I declare that ‘players like Malik’ who I don’t know personally and never have met, aren’t interested in their education in any way. They also won’t need it to get any job.” I’m not sure I’ve ever consistently seen in my life someone peddling bullshit and then using the phrase “observable fact.” It’s like the choice turn of phrase for dum dums who think they’re smart, and it’s become a tell. It gives me nothing but the deepest Ignatius J. Reilly vibes, as do you 52-80.
  14. And in some cases, it’s an underwhelming set of offers and helobious’s steady hand to straighten one out.
  15. I'm pretty sure that's the salacious pics of all his page-boy interns. Yeah, we should make sure to pay a DT who averaged 1.5 tackles and .1 sacks per game over 3 years and 24 games for Purdue, just because your fee fees can't handle losing him to SMU.
  16. Maybe they know that he is...
  17. Lol, Venables buyout is 45 million, and they just double downed on him. He's not gonig anywhere.
  18. I'd stop at "Field" and not worry about the "semi-competitive" part.
  19. It's real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_Captagon_industry Syria is the main manufacturer of a drug called Captagon, which really only gets distributued in the middle east. No one in America had really heard of it until the fall of Assad's regime unless they were extremely well travelled in the middle east. Apparently it's been the main source of the country's revenue for quite awhile.
  20. By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...
  21. I wouldn't be surprised to see OU alums turn to land grabbing the captagon market from the vacuum left by Syria to prop up the football team.
  22. Yup. The only want regulations because they're willing to skirt them.
  23. "Their AD is the best the world has ever seen, but Sark isn't that great of a coach" isn't quite the insult they seem to think it is...
  24. A salary cap won't change a single fucking thing. There already is going to be one, in the form of 20 million from AD funds that go to play players across all sports, at the discretion of the AD, of course with Title IX considerations. I don't t think the OU AD can spare the 20 million from operations, but technically the cap is the cap. Nothing fucking changes until they find a way to regulate private, 3rd party endorsements, and that's such an ass-kicking impossibility waiting to happen I don't think anyone even wants to bother trying to take it to the courts for another pride-obliterating bitch-slap. Removing 3rd party endorsement opportunities is basically overturning NIL. Good fucking luck. Want to try and regulate collectives...good fucking luck. But even if they did, we'll figure out another way around this fucking nonsense.
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