Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Tell me about ou
I believe he's attempting to say CTJ doesn't know shit, and his opinions are bad, because Parker Livignstone is the best WR in the country.
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Tell me about ou
Is his name Pimphand? Then no.
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Houston Restaurants You Miss The Most
That’s funny. I can drive right to the street where those fucking guys live. No idea Thats where they came from. My wife and I drove there a few times during Covid just to break the monotony with our kid in the back seat
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Houston BBQ
Eastside is doing a pop-up at a club my family is members at on Friday. Curious how it all measures up.
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Tell me about ou
Nothing good ever happens when OU wins. Period.
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Tell me about ou
I've told this repeatedly, and I'll tell it again any fucking time it comes up, but a group of us were at a BW3 when this game was happening in Midtown Houston, and there was a table of stupid fucking longhorn fans cheering for OU, hard, in this game. I guess they thought our Tech loss was being avenged. We mocked and berated them so badly they fucking left their table, and I think the restaurant. Imagine cheering for OU, ever.
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Tell me about ou
Never fucking forget.
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
We should just steal that one and repaint it. Those idiots will never be able to solve the crime.
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Pull behind smoker needed for SHSU, Arkansas and TAMU
With this group of morons, being set on fire seems like a statistical probability at some point, so this seems fairly important.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Compared to this year's schedule, it's a 500% upgrade. And 27 going to be fucking delicious.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Agreed. I think it's the only thing that sucks about all this shit. Just voicing my agreement. This is actually pretty interesting. Arch Manning's agent should go to Disney, and say "Listen, lets talk about an NIL package that keeps Arch at Texas for one more year and boosts your game revenue by insane amounts. We'll take 15% of the 150 million dollars, everybody wins." Now...that is how you NIL. I'm actually pretty serious about this, homeboy's agent should get to work. Fuck these pathetic losers. Yeah, we're Darth Vader and the Death Star and Emperor Palpatine all rolled up into one big ass steer with big ass horns. Fucking losers. Everyone one of their AD's had a fucking vote on how this was going to go down.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Of course pimphand posts over on SEC rant.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
See. Dude wants to hunt. I dunno, I think I really like Klein where he is currently...
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We all age, motherfucker. Damn, I really wanted this to have happened in one of Venables physical practices, just for the real fucking schadenfreude. Why? We know who it is, we beat his ass last year. It's Michael Hawkins Jr.
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Gotdammit I Just Got Scammed
I think I mentioned this elsewhere, but the local post office has been basically had employees stealing mail and operating a check washing scam. We halted payment on a check for 300k dollars in the nick of time looking in our account. Googled and saw there had been 5 or so instances of it out of the same post office where we mail stuff. Yeah, we implemented some new security implementations after that. But we were a hair away from losing 300k on a check that was initially for 300 dollars.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
What about versus the week after a close win against a shitty opponent?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Outside of maybe a dozen posters, I dislike everyone here equally.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You're a sensitive boy, Tommy. It's just a little rubbin'. And rubbin' is racin'.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
I mean, at least 'Gata has a funny fucking origin story. And by funny, I mean sad and pathetic.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I dunno. Maybe you can explain to me the fun in cos-playing as a whimpering pussy in between games and it'll start to make sense.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Maybe. Gundy has made a lot of money. If I were him, and a big outdoorsman as he is, I'd probably look at my immediate firing as a chance to really enjoy deer season all the way through for the first time in a long time.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Well I'll try not to have a catastrophic medical emergency in the next 4 weeks, you know, as long as I'm working on things I can control.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I think you've got it backwards, dude. Now that he doesn't have to recruit young black kids from a demographic that mostly hates his fucking politics, he can tee off and be himself. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2805759-oklahoma-st-hc-mike-gundy-blames-liberalism-and-snowflakes-over-transfers Gundy calls the transfer portal "liberalism." Well, then you haven't followed recruiting. Because his politics are out there. Also, don't look too closely into the politics of Bruce Pearl (your next senator of Alabama).
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Park Gothic and Codaxx catching strays snipes in the latest CTJ post. And then 6th Street obliviously showing up to pile on unironically, like a sad, lispy kid alone at the lunch table with a glimmer of hope as a new kid sits down next to him. He's no longer alone. I look forward to that hope evaporating as he realizes the new kid is just there to give him yet another public wedgie.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
And you trust this line to execute those schemes? Well ok.