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SydneyCarton

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  1. You: Making blanket statements that every college football player that doesn't make the NFL is only as valuable as his alumni network allows him to be, and has no interest in any kind of education and value of education based on their own goals, ambition, or how they see themselves. Also You: It's a shame the University of Phoneix doesn't have a football team, that alumni network would be fucking GOLD! Finally, You: Completely fucking stupid becuase of the above statement(s) and a complete lack of understanding that not everyone is you, or lives by your Linux-esque autistic black and white concept of how to value the world and their life and goals and experience within it. You fucking dipshit.
  2. There's too much stupid in this post to even address. So yeah, lets move on.
  3. I see, so you're just shitting on the concept of a Communicatoins degree in general. Got it. You're right, no one has ever made big dollars in Advertising, Public Relations, and yes, lets poo poo Radio, Television, and Film. Big Losers all of them. While I understand the premise you're making, and it's not without some merit that an alumni network matters, I do just disagree with your premise and there isn't really anywhere to go from here. But yeah, he should definitely go to LSU, with their vast alumni network of people who can get him a job in sanitation and swamp draining. Maybe sometimes the kind of alumni does matter.
  4. UT’s moody school of communications is a top tier communication college. Wtf are you talking about?
  5. Correct. He was projected as a TE out of HS, has gained zero pounds since arriving at USC, because he thinks he's a WR. He can get fucked and stay fucked, the reason he chose Riley and USC is now obvious.
  6. I think it'd be fun if he went and got himself proper fucked by an angry bear.
  7. Fucking yeah, I bet Patrick Nkwopara still has some eligibility.
  8. I knew when I read "opendorse fees" that immamac was gonna be hella fucking triggered. Again.
  9. I didn't know we still use it either, but at the end of the day, it's a convenient scheduling/tracking/management tool for players fulfilling their obligations.
  10. Wait till they see 2024.
  11. Is like quoting your own posts and then using Ian fucking Boyd as supportive evidence like your version of a hat trick of masturbatory masochism? Does it get any better for you? Because I can't imagine how.
  12. A good addition based on on what? Him sucking out loud and not even being draftable at this point? Like bear Alexander, he’s gotten worse every year except safety isn’t DT.
  13. The bolded is untrue, by like the laws of science. Aggies are not, and will never be capable, of not giving any fucks. Otherwise they wouldn’t be the perpetually insecure, dick riding, childish and petty little brothers they will forever be, because their whole existence is giving a fuck what others think and how they stack up against Texas.
  14. Hey genius, can you read the title of this thread? It’s the screenshot thread. Not the a&m news thread. Not the transfer portal thread. Not any of the several threads that you pasting a bunch of tweets even remotely makes sense. It’s the a&m message board screenshot thread. I realize your particular brand of dipshittery includes never admitting you’re wrong, about anything, but certainly you can acknowledge that maybe you’re posting in the wrong thread. There’s a shart thread somewhere, why don’t you post these tweets there? At least I can draw a line from here to there topically.
  15. Hoo boy gonna need some screenshots on this. @Longhornfrenzy pls
  16. I don't think ole' Brauny would be floating that on line unless aTm had already passed. He's trying to get ahead of posters asking the question.
  17. That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hour meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Norman Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt.
  18. Cool, so he's an undersized edge. Who is he taking snaps from?
  19. Listed at 6'1", 235. Where exactly do you think we're playing this kid?
  20. This looks like a guy who either a.) sucks or b) really seems like a good, healthy fit for a run-heavy Collin Klein system at A&M:
  21. Another narrative I’ve enjoyed watching is their sudden demonization of spending money on facilities. Sure, NIL is only a few years old, and they spent over a decade jizzing all over their new facilities, and how they were the best in the country, and so much better than UT’s and proof they were the real joneses, only to turn around and blame money wasted on facilities 10 years ago as the reason their NIL can’t compete. they’re literally chewing off the leg of their biggest point of pride in the last 10 years because it’s the only way they can escape the cognitive dissonance trap of who they are without an honest look in the mirror. “Our problem is we spent all the money on those damn facilities 10 years before NIL existed! Goddamn those T sips again and their lucky timing!” Nevermind the money for those facilities came from a loan from the university. Nevermind in the same period of time Texas, very recently, also upgraded all of our facilities with more on the way. Nevermind that their stadium, empirically, is the actual shithole. It’s never their fault. It’s amazing to watch.
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