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SydneyCarton

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  1. I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa? That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?
  2. I respectfully disagree. That would be posting and interacting with the fucking den of dullards on the football board every Saturday. Hmm. Appears you're a regular poster on the football board.
  3. GTFO of here with your logical deduction and perfectly reasonable speculation.
  4. Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W
  5. I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all.
  6. I think that's just our society in general. There are two types of NFL fans; those that grew up cheering for those teams with their family, and those who never went to a decent sized college. And I suppose the third tier of losers who decided to adopt the Houston Texans late in life, for whatever reason, but I assume that is based on some segment of those who went to college and a need to fill the void in their lives that Bud Adams ripped away.
  7. It's almost like in your world, it's impossible to be perfectly fine with a guy who's found success in his various fields while at the same time dismissing someone personally because you find their content to be tedious and unspectacular. Texas A&M has managed to create hundreds of thousands of alums, some of them who have money, and brainwash them into borderline tragic levels of cognitive dissonance and emotional sports suffering, all while having them say "please sir may I have another." By any measure it seems like Texas A&M is a super successful institution, and have positioned themselves brilliantly. I suppose it goes without saying that the institution of Texas A&M demands your respect, huh?
  8. Fun Fact, Pat McAfee is @closetojumping's favorite college football analyst. "He adds real personality to the shows, guys." His opinion was in such a minority in our text group that now he's gotten super defensive about it, trying to proactively frame some dumb antic or take McAfee has as prescient or smart. I think he even defended McAfee's pick of aTm for last year's football game. "Guys, obviously I expect to win, but McAfee had some good points."
  9. Yup, if that is the path it won't be a hurricane.
  10. You can make all the jokes you want, but I'm pretty sure you're the one who spent thousands of dollars on that cat to put it in an iron lung to save it's life. Look at the poster in question. When has he ever screamed "earnest in his mockery" to you? My wife, however, is a cat person. I, however, adopted a rescue dog from the Shaggy days which led directly to me meeting my wife. I'm comfortable with my dog cred level... You get one bad stray dog that you adopt and the rest of you're life you're a cat killer... There's no way you can justify that as anything other than a bad take.
  11. Holy shit. My kid is a shithead, it's not my parenting, it's the petroleum.
  12. No no. That man is 37 years old, has YOUR now ex-wife, and you still pay HIS mortgage.
  13. Just a reminder for all the dumbfucks who like to say Gerry and Bobby don’t know shit, and they only say obvious shit and don’t have any inside sources, this morning Gerry said 65/35 Texas and Bobby hinted strongly this would happen.
  14. I think something in my dick just broke. Not for Atkinson, although he’s a fucking awesome get. But can you imagine the GA tears were about to be drenched in? Get out your bingo cards, fuckers. “I hate what college football has become.” ”there’s no more sanctity of the game.” ”Texas can’t win without paying kids.” All dropped without any irony. Get fucked, SEC
  15. Sir, that is no way to speak to your God.
  16. Desalinization and nuclear power plants should be the two things this country invests heavily in, but we won't do that...
  17. Period Convention is pretty, prettaaaaay solid. And not a bad band name.
  18. League city isn’t even close to being in Houston. Do you think Georgetown is Austin? Because League city is further away from Houston than Georgetown is to Austin. Yes. There’s one left near TC Jester and 610 north not too far from me.’ Houston had a truth BBQ. 290 sucks all the dick because driving a 2 lane road with potholes most of the way can gtfo. Does this mean you’re going to ban people for cheese puns?
  19. I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?
  20. Their kolaches fucking suck, and the fact that I’ve actually run into hardcore advocates for their shitty kolaches in my life is proof that humans as a species are stupid AF. That’s like saying mange has grown on you since you’ve moved to Houston. It can be true, but I don’t think it’s saying what you think it’s saying about you. Houston is a big place. I dont know where you live. But I’d be willing to bet there’s a kolache factory somewhere nearby. Do yourself a favor and start there. If you’re anywhere inside the loop then the correct answer is Kolache Shoppe.
  21. How the fuck is Jason Higdon employed somewhere where charlie strong isn’t?
  22. Why WOULDNT you? Like ever? Yes, some people are stodgy losers. We know. None of those stung to me. The one that stung imo, not related a&m, was Lee because Ojo is a twat and perfect fit for tech.
  23. Sounds like a great way to torpedo a position group and a roster.
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