SydneyCarton

Listen. I'm going to give away some amazing secret sauce here, some real pearls, so pay attention. You're currently typing at a desktop machine or a mobile device that also has access to the fucking internet, a trove of information that will retrieve you verifiable facts to support your arguments if you take the 20-30 seconds to just look it up. It can make you look a lot smarter, but at the very least WAY less stupid. Nederland, which is a suburb of BEAUMONT, which is about 90 minutes away, set the record for rainfall in Texas, which was 60 inches. That's not Houston. Some reports say Houston only averaged about 40 inches of rain. But I went with the higher numbers just to give you the benefit of the doubt. Which of course was a waste of time. https://www.foxweather.com/extreme-weather/hurricane-harvey-by-the-numbers Also, lets not just arbitrarilly cutting the time period down by 25%, from 4 days to 3, just becuase you think it makes your argument look better. Becuase smart people actually look shit up and tell the difference. But reading those articles brought up an interesting point, in relation to Harvey. The AVERAGE rainfaill for the entire state of Florida is 54 fucking inches. Now granted, what I'm pasting below is from generative AI, but it provided all of the supporting links for you. I've highlighted some key points of interest in bold: Imagine a world where you think getting 1/3 of a state's yearly rainfall dumped on you in a 12 or even 24 hours period is "no big deal." And stop adding and removing days from your math to make yourslef look better, everyone catches your bullshit and it makes you look more of an asshole. Most importantly, you can stop saying stupid shit. Or stop being dismissive of your stupid shit and doubling down with faced with fucking facts. Being wrong on the internet isn't that big of a deal. Being an asshole isn't uncommon. But being a dismissive asshole when faced with obvious facts that disprove your point and Hurr Durring yourself in the face of it makes you a low IQ mouth-breathing asshole, and is the first step in believing someone built a hurricane machine. I'd prefer if you could just stop being dumb, but in the absence of that, how about you just stop being a cunt and keep your mouth shut 25% more of the time. After all, 25% is a pretty big fucking number when you're dealing with statistics. Fucking twat.

Wait? Waspark championed Citizens United? Seriously? Well, to be fair, that's the screenshot from Truth. Which has like no users. Tell me what the views were when that screenshot was posted on whatever Twitter handle passes it along to the masses on twitter.

You should be thankful he saves you from 2/3's of the embarassment for posting shit in threads that other people posted 5 hours ago.

Harvey dropped 50 inches of Rain of Houston in 4 days. The Memorial Day floods in Houston were widely less than 10 inches of rain, but Meyerland was basically entirely washed out. But yeah, 18 inches of rain in less than a day isn't anything. What is it like, being the closest thing anyone has ever seen to a Helobious? Like what does it feel like?

Clearly you’re not familiar with pimphand’s work in the Covid thread if you don’t see why he’d view this guy as a kindred spirit. Yeah, well what about the lost technology from Atlantis, which is what’s creating these hurricanes from the bottom of the ocean? What about that, sheeple? - Pimphand god, I woke up thinking we’d see reports of damage and storm surge and some details emerging and instead we have pimphand and stanco smearing their galaxy brains all over the fucking thread. Fuck me. Actually, fuck all us, but mostly fuck all of you guys.

They were a week ago.

Did you know that Republicans are the party that ended slavery?

You saw this shouldn't be a close election over and over, and the ONLY WAY to make it Not A Close Election is to appeal and get votes from motherfuckers who didn't vote for your canddiate last time. Period. Fucking Period. And yet you sit here whining and bitching about any efforts to peel off those fucking voters. It makes zero fucking sense. Maybe the progressive wing should stop bitching about whinning undecided votes and get the fuck out there and whip their own votes from the impressively fickle far left, who always look for reasons to stay home. I know R voters voting D this time, so no, I do not. What I absolutely do not know is that the far left will show the fuck up and make a difference for once, becuase I don't think I've seen that one yet in my adult life. Maybe Obama, I guess.

Maybe chainsaw thinks that counties work like electoral votes within states.

Ok, well, I'm a citizen of Houston, and even if I ignore that he preaches hateful politics from the pulpit, and violates the law of churches being political with impugnity, they've covered up and overlooked at least two publicitied rape and sexual assault cases for employees who worked for Second Baptist. It sounds super duper upstanding, I'm sure lead by righteous men

I mean, the Medicare at home shit is great. She's been playing the hell out of it. How much more can she play out of it? You expected her to exceed the numbers of a popular governor IN his state? That seems reasonable to you?

By what metric. Please show the supporting data that this should be a blowout. Sadly, as we often have to point out to republicans, their fucking feelings aren't Data, and neither are yours. Well, it's been a few weeks of him being mostly normal. I suppose it was about time for him to start flinging shit around the room. You can almost set your clock to it.

I want to see the data that says giving Independants who don't think like you permission to pull the D lever was a bad thing. You wave your farts around like they're truth and demand data, we can do the same thing. So where's your date? I'll also take data that Your Views represent The Democratic Base. I'd like an answer to this statement directly, honestly. Has she? How much time has she spent exactly. I'd like the see The Data that you claim exists. Hell, I'll accept a list of conservatives and the time she's spent. You realize Liz Cheney going on a TV program by herself and campaigning for Harris doesn't actually cost the Harris campaign any time, right? And again, this isn't the NeverTrumper Vote. It's the D curious vote. Huge difference. Yeah, but did you cum?

Ah. Here we go. You mean the single issue progressive left that probably will find a reason to stay at home anyway? which policy hasn’t she energized the base with yet? Do we need to have another conversation where we explain to you that your views do not represent The Democratic Base?

It makes more sense that Piers Morgan is kind of a blatant racist, and his brain got fucking broken when Meghan Markle basically stood his ass up to go on a date with her now husband, a literal British Royal who made her a princess. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/piers-morgan-storms-off-good-morning-britain-after-heated-meghan-markle-discussion-thr-news/

I feel like an underground bunker would just find one way or another to fucking flood. Yeah, my first thought was "they needed a fence double that size. Not sure 10 ft is going to be enough.

Woman are thanking their caucasian relative of various degrees for voting fo supporting women's rights.

The elections in this country are so fucked. I've completely come around to the idea that taxpayer dollars should fund candidate elections equally, and that's fucking it. We need to outlaw political commericals, we need to outlaw all fucking social media advertising. Campaigning should be rallies, town hall interviews, and fucking debates, and those should be posted unedited and aired on telivision live and in replays over and over, and that should fucking be it. Crack down on most of the ways to fucking lie easily. Fuck.

The same way God thinks Florida is living their lives wrong?

Certainly the guy who rented him the boat won't get his insurance paid out when he has to tell the adjustor "well, yeah, I rented it to a guy who wanted to sail it into the hurricane" right?

Guys, here’s a real shocking conspiracy; Lots of people on fema of all ranks might be deployed in NC and TN and GA at the moment. I suppose some people think FEMA should already be in Tampa waiting to get wiped off the planet as opposed to staged elsewhere or helping other devastated communities.

Imagine getting news from a guy named HealthRanger who's top 3 posts are WEAPONIZED WEATHER. Good news everyone, he has over a quarter million followers and that post has been viewed half a million times...

Nono, it's fine when HE does it to his followers. Just not other demons and shit.

No, but you can mock the fuck out of it and make them feel stupid as fucking shit in the process. Fucking weirdos. "That's a great worldview. It allows you to think critically about nothing, never question any of your own beliefs, and never even bother to grow as a human being and a child of God. I for one believe this a magnificent and complex world God created for us, and he'd want us to understand it and continue to grow. You apparently want to squander all the gifts he's given you by living in ignorance. Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

It sounds like engaging in Diplomacy being illegal when he is not an elected or appointed offiical of the US government is still an illegal act. Which is what dumbshit claimed it wasn't. Whether or not we decide to bring prosecution to bear on people who do illegal shit seems like an entirely different fucking problem. As opposed to saying "Well, no one will charge him so it's not really illegal."