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SydneyCarton

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  1. I really don’t even think this is a remotely close comparison. First, I’ve never wept after a Texas victory. And the older I get the less a loss ruins my weekend. Sure, some of the other stuff you’ve posted is accurate. but a football victory is an achievement, or a failure. It’s not scripted, the outcomes aren’t known, there are spontaneous great plays and horrible ones, worth celebration and despair. Every outcome is different, every season is different, and there are consequences to a certain degree in the real world regarding your ability to recruit, how obnoxious your rivals will be for a 12 month period, etc. also it’s fleeting, only a few months a year. Disney is the same. Maybe there’s some different parades and shows, but the rides are the same, until they build a new one. Galaxy’s Edge is cool, but it’s the same unless you catch a Kylo Ren sighting, etc. I’ll put the 2005 rose bowl on in the background of my house, I’ll watch some old highlights sometime, and obviously I ingest a lot of college football content. I go to 4-5 games a year, so I invest financially. But it hardly rings the same to me as people who spent obscene percentages of their net worth going to the same theme park(s) multiple times a year and playing dress up and having it be their entire identity. Football ain’t mine. it’s like the ren fair people who go every weekend and travel with it throughout the year, but with hopefully better hygiene and less poor.
  2. Wait that documentary review article is real?!?
  3. I don’t need it to be the offseason to realize I hate all of you.
  4. “My dad says Math has been debunked.” …they just don’t engage in swapping with YOU. Also Jesus. Once a month? I crushed all the major rides with my family and I can’t imagine caring to do it again short of another 3-4 years. Once a month. Wow.
  5. If I were to get one, the same way I do anything, pay others to do it for me. You’re thinking Zeleus Hicks.
  6. Wasn't Littleton a high 4 star? Like not event top 100, more like top 75 type player?
  7. I feel like this is more accurate...
  8. 10k apiece new and sold for 500 dollars. If he could afford $500, I'm sure BO&W would buy one in a heartbeat just to sniff that leather bench.
  9. Don't assist him in his projection, HJ. These people internet users deserve to know the truth.
  10. This all hits close to home, as I took my 7 year old to Disney this summer for the first time. One of my striking memories wasn't something healthy and awesome with my family. It was us high tailing it out of the park at 9:45 or so at night, ahead of the fireworks. We're tired, and we don't give a shit about fireworks, but obviously, everyone else cares and everyone is all squeezing together on main street and every thoroughfare to get the best view, while we're walking the opposite direction on the sidewalks trying to beat any crowds. I saw not, one, not two, but THREE different people staring towards the castle tears streaming down their faces unabashedly, to watch a fucking FIREWORKS display. A fireworks display that happens every single night. Just weeping, like they saw Jesus rise from the grave, or the Apollo 13 astronauts crawl out of the splash capsule. Disney Adults are fucking emotionally warped individuals. And don't let CTJ fool you, he's a member of Club 33. If you don't know what that is, google it.
  11. I dunno man, they got the right shade on the names and numbers on the lockers... I saw a Tesla on the way to meet a buddy for lunch today that was the same wrong color or orange in spots. Guy had a UT tower on the license plate and a horns sticky decal. I wanted to make him roll down his window and tell him that it was the wrong shade of orange and he should be fucking embarrassed.
  12. Oh man, Nagy believing Kruel is a 5-star is a perfect illustration and indictment on him as an identifier of talent. Get this guy a Jimbo contract.
  13. New locker rooms again, eh? We rich. Also, that's the wrong shade of orange...
  14. I'm not sure I've ever heard of a potential NFL draft pick at tackle moving to fucking center. Much less their fucking LEFT tackle. To Center. Make it make sense.
  15. Holy shit. I'll address it below... You didn't even mention the fucking world where that dipshit looked at their WR room and said it was better than ours. In what possible world could they compare the WR rosters and think theirs is superior. Their best WR hasn't played more than 5 games in, what, 2 seasons? And the rest of the crash cart fucking sucked balls too.
  16. Lets never forget that Dusty Dvoracek once claimed a medical redshirt year for alcoholism, AFTER he was kicked off the team, for beating his best friend and roommate in the head with a baseball bat. Holy Shit, Hugh Freeze looks like hammered dogshit. No wonder that motherfucker was coaching from a Hospital bed, clearly he needed his scotch infused through an IV. This guy is transforming to George O'Leary before our very eyes.
  17. Chip on the shoulder? How about Boulder in the Belly?
  18. My wife has a little board where she posts season messages. You're married, I'm sure you understand.
  19. Made another batch of this stuff last night. Slightly orange tint because some of the peppers were red. Added vinegar instead of lime juice, still had a good pop. 2 Serranos with seeds and 3 Japs. Delicious.
  20. Because he’s Futureman. Shitting in threads is what he does.
  21. Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore. He’s even more fucked up now than he was then, if you can believe it. You’ll find him in the Houston Texans thread(s) I imagine.
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