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SydneyCarton

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  1. He showed up at the in home with Loreal. Shit got awkward.
  2. I made it about 25 minutes into the video. This guy is is a fucking perfect example. 'Vaccines suck, but the real problem is that the white man took this country and we need to commune with the earth." Ok, guy, great, but the discussion is vaccines and you're talking about nothing related to actual vaccines. Every snippet I saw was some version of this. "But my unvaccinated kids are healthy." The doctor wasted his time completely. And yes, this country is turbofucked.
  3. Ive been following her since the new year. SHe posts really long, detailed posts every day or two about what's going on, why it's illegal, etc. I mean long posts. I also see several of the sparse folks I do follow on FB also sharing her posts. She's got a following. Her shit disappearing is 100% political.
  4. right up there with "Never interrupt Helobious when he's tuggin' a trunk." - SurlyHorns
  5. Listen, you're not wrong. But also, fuck you. You don't know every man who's ever lived, asshole.
  6. I mean, Fisher IS from West Virginia. It makes sense. Maybe it's in their drinking water, or genes all the way back to the Hatfield's and McCoy's.
  7. I'm envisioning a world where he's brought in as some kind of assistant and then starts sabotaging the head coach from within. Starts badmouthing him to boosters and the AD. Attempts some form of coup. Along those lines, I started thinking of one of his protegees he might glom onto to make this situation a reality, and I drew a blank. Google AI returned this juicy delight: Basically, we need Elko to leave A&M for another SEC head coaching job. In other words, it will remain a fantasy.
  8. I'd phrase this more as "I'm sorry FOR your son." Because I'm not sorry for any fucking emotional turmoil that rube has brought upon himself.
  9. I'm pouring money into a sinking market with the hope that in 10 years, maybe we've recovered and I "bought low."
  10. Get a better hot sauce in general. Turning out allies into enemies!
  11. People flocking to this thread to discuss their phone's brightness settings makes me angry.
  12. I realize it's BO&W, but his is this even a fucking conversation even for him? "Hey Turntine, we've decided we like you at Center." /Turntine gives the Herman double finger, speeds off, signs with another Blue Blood who will play him at Tackle. Only BO&W views this is a win, somehow.
  13. My condolences on the end of your life.
  14. I mean, we need to get some so we can send them out as christmas presents.
  15. That is gold, right there. Baseball's "Got Jimbo"
  16. You’re off to a great head start, then. also, I was just fucking with you man. It’s surly. The great enshitification thread exists for a reason.
  17. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. Classiest fans. Maybe it was the two shitstains from last years cws.
  18. Not sure what the fuck your issue is with South Austin's mom, but clearly you're in the wrong spot, bub.
  19. I prefer damaging my liver the old fashioned way. I also go well out of my way to be pretty healthy in every other aspect of my life so that I can keep damaging my liver for longer.
  20. It would be worth my time and my money, in this situation, to take all of the packages and then go into town and mail them directly to her parents to prove the fucking point. Do it for a month or two. "So weird. Guess they will deliver to you guys, no problem."
  21. The de-aging and hillbilly integration software they used on Matt Damon in this pic is pretty impressive.
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