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SydneyCarton

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  1. You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot.
  2. Jesus. There hasn’t been this much pussy rubbing since the last time Satya watched Schindler’s List.
  3. 28 upvotes… as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.
  4. Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?
  5. It’s Sydney, you shit-spelling fuck.
  6. Oh no, a guy who’s intellect and general takes can best be described as Rock Stupid doesn’t like me… But congrats on the broken watch that is your brain being right today.
  7. Gerry and Bobby literally said that Texas was “in it.” Not over confident. You just read your own dumb tea leaves.
  8. Vaya Con Diegos IMO Actually proof read twice. You’re all welcome, because it hurt me in my soul.
  9. Is it because choice was the only reason he was considering Texas in the first place and immediately eliminated us when choice left? And Chad busted ass to get us in the final two? Choice is a Unicorn. We’re lucky we had him and he left us a stocked room.
  10. It feels like we’re kicking ass with the baseball roster this offseason. Someone let @satyanash know, I think he’s basically in Vancouver with Bizzle.
  11. Remember when we gave a scholarship to Kai Money? Helobious wants a team of that, as long as the names end in - quez,-iago, -chez, - ada, or -ingo.
  12. lol. This will be sure to catapult them back to the top. As if playing for Mike Norvell didn’t have them beating away blue chips with a cane to begin with…save some pussy for the rest of us, FSU. such a classic insecure little man proviso that I’m shocked aTm didn’t do it first…except now that I type that I vaguely remember them trying to use similar language in early contracts and getting g laughed at by everyone..
  13. Fun fact: That Arizona St offer was as a preferred walk-on.
  14. Just using this quote as a reminder about the 5 star GA edge that aTm just got to commit who Georgia couldnt even bother to offer…
  15. We’ve been “cut off” from them for 20 fucking years and they’ve been immaterial to our recent resurgence. So, I think we’re fine. But you can go gargle Kris Ross’s dick at Nevada if you like.
  16. I mean I dont even want Calicut. Fuck north shore and we’re stacked at safety.
  17. Just can’t get worried about the RB position.
  18. Don’t worry, it will be the absolute worst — for us.
  19. Nothing says “marginalized nationally” like being the US Ambassador to Israel. Dudes really boxed out of all decision making.
  20. Look at miss piggy, taking off his robe and his wizard hat…
  21. Allow me to help…cruises fucking suck balls. There’s another cruise thread here…read it. Shit ass cruises like Royal Caribbean cost an arm and a leg and still are floating wal-marts full of corpulent sweatstacks lining up for their 5th trip through the buffet. Imagine 200 people teeming together to share a 1k square foot pool that’s simmering at about 88 degrees. unless you’re going on a cruise like immamac said, where it’s a few hundred people and you’re outnumbered by staff, run the fuck away and cover your tracks so the person suggesting you cruise can never fucking find you again. Wife, kids, doesn’t matter who it is, just cut your losses.
  22. They’re two havens for stupid posters, so yeah, I’m sure they’re saying stupid shit. I mean, Jkates is a regular at both spots
  23. You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept.
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