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SydneyCarton

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  1. This thread title should be changed to Senate 2026: A Waste Of Time.
  2. I'm pulling this out my ass, but I'm pretty sure head coaches and been suspended or re-assigned without being fired before, within an athletic department, while essentially being fired later. That was awhile back, so maybe contract language has changed/mitigated that, over time.
  3. I think these all nail it. I'd like an attorney to chime in and tell my why Kelly's first reaction to this isn't to show up on Saturday demanding to coach since he hasn't been terminated, and documenting the removing of his building access, etc, as proof of the case. Unless I'm missing something, it would be pretty valid from a defense standpoind, and have the advantage of being fucking hilarious and humiliating to LSU. Do all the pre-game shows. Fuck it, Kelly, lets ride. That being said, I'm starting to think that they were cooking on this for awhile, and that's why all of a sudden Woodward got pressure and was eventually fired, because he didn't drag his feet long enough and fired Kelly without the Cause part ready to go. Now I wonder if Woodward has plenty of evidence to prove the Governor and Board of some kind of conspiracy to create cause. That would be a super fun Discovery and witness testimony.
  4. Well, I for one could have done without knowing that your mom's name is Ambrosia. But, I mean, good for your dad and his most boring possible version of 9 and 1/2 weeks roleplay with Ambrosia.
  5. I'll take it a step further. Maximum Alpha, for sure, is when a warrior/hero, Achilles, goes apeshit after refusing to fight in the battle because his ego wasn't sated, but then joins the fight after his lover, Patroclus, is killed while he refused to fight. Nothing says Alpha like avenging the death of your favorite buddy's asshole that you can no longer plunder.
  6. Anyone still going to try and stan LSU as a top 5 coaching job?
  7. As other posters have said, tell your mom to Fuck Off. And/Or stop going on family vacations and tell her why. You're looking for logic and reason as to why your mom won't go on a date night, when the real answer is to re-set boundaries.
  8. If the Dems had held out for two more weeks of bad travel, and the repubs abolishing the filibuster, which they eventually would have done, then this would have been a victory. Instead it's just a waste of everyone's fucking time.
  9. That question should be directed at Gil.
  10. I mean, at least I asked the question with a question mark. No argument on the rest of it.
  11. Wouldn't that be a Remington Steele dildo?
  12. You could make a case for LSU as a top 5 job when a few hundred thousand dollars and the threat of harm to one's families attracted elite athletes from out of state and kept elite athletes in state. But that's no longer the case. Now they're a comparatively "poor" school, in a poor state, with a governor who meddles in the affairs of the athletic department. Larry Coker won a national title too. Talent and depressed competition can go a long way.
  13. Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks like the cheese on the pizza slices is even melted?
  14. You've got to give credit where credit is due, imo: @Gardner Barnes
  15. By what metric do you think LSU qualifies as a Top 5 job?
  16. This post didn't age very well.
  17. So lets say 200 million people are going to get 2k. That's 400 Billion. And he's only collected 195 billion from Tariffs. So we're going to tack another 200 or so billion in debt?
  18. Which is literally no republican.
  19. Lol. What a fucking bunch of old, gray haired pussies. Has there ever been a greater generation of pussies than Boomers? I realize everyone who gets old hates change, but Jesus. Bad Times Make Strong Men, Strong Men Make Good Times, Good Times Make Weak Men, Weak Men Make Bad Times. Boomers, the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation, are the weakest motherfuckers of all time.
  20. As has your character. Only one way to find out.
  21. I might grab that for myself, but I was thinking more along the lines of something he likely doesn't have. And I think he prefers Bourbon to Rye The ones near me had some Stellum and Chestnut farms that seemed like decent deals. Any thoughts on those?
  22. I stand corrected. *Almost nothing is permanent.
  23. I mean, something great did happen in those years. It just wasn't permanent. The lesson is nothing is permanent.
  24. If those numbers happen in Texas and Florida, both those states turn blue and both houses of congress have massive supermajorities in 2026 and 2028. Color me skeptical.
  25. I mean, which parts of his assessment do you disagree with? In detail. Did he misrepresent anything or anyone in there?
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