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SydneyCarton

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  1. How many cheese pun and geography derails have we endured over the years. Lets talk about government butthole probing on CTJ's phone. Fuck it.
  2. Some dude posted a video or article earlier saying Niblett being on the field is a tell, every time he's on the field the ball has 100% gone in his direction. That shit can't continue to happen. Not sure if it changed in the OU game, I honestly don't remember.
  3. I think the only way to be sure is to have to try it on multiple buttholes. Lets but the guy who's feet are so bad he trips over them while sitting down to take a shit back there, genius. You questioning the intelligence of anyone is laughable.
  4. Yes, a year of eligibility is more important than him getting 2-3 touches a game. A whole other year down the line could lead to NIL money dude. Who knows what happens, but Diego Pavia sued to get a 6th year because Vandy was going to pay him. Dude saves his year, maybe blows up somewhere else, maybe he gets another year to make some NIL bank.
  5. To preserve his red shirt, dude.
  6. The people clamoring for Clark and Simon confuse the fuck out of me. Both of their play, in direct comparison to Wisner, shows they aren't ready. I haven't seen them do shit against anyone with a pulse all season since Ohio State. I get Gibson's decision, but I'm surely not in the "this is fine" camp. Lets hope Baxter gets back state, because fuck, once again we seem short of warm bodies. The bottom half of this box score for rushing is pretty fucking damning:
  7. That link needs to be fixed, dude.
  8. Well, he's breathing, so I think you answered your own question Yeah, that's how you fuck over the former school. Which plenty of coaches have done as analysts. And as corroborated by MarkStanco's general wrongness, James Franklin is 100% a petty, angry, vindictive little bitch who will absolutely fuck over Penn St. for a couple years.
  9. To be sure, ask him if his Face ID is now inexplicably a spread butthole. Have him test it. It's the only way to be sure.
  10. Actually, I said that you get my attention because you will show up and post incessantly and unrelentingly on the topic and ruin the thread, while accusing everyone else of that which you're guilty of doing. See my post above on post count. There's a difference between getting mad because it's you, and being irritated for knowing what your presence portends. And lo and behold. 1 post is a rant to you? I'd argue that post was prophetic, more than a rant. But yes, once again absolve yourself of any wrongoing. Congrats, derka. It's been two decades, of which I've been mostly sympathetic to your situation, but you're going on ignore. I'm too old to waste my time with this shit.
  11. Man, the sadness on that video was delicious.
  12. Yes. I'm the one ranting like an unhinged child. Total SydneyCarton posts on page 140: 3 (including this one). Total Derka posts on page 140: 9 (so far). It's just statistics Derka, stats don't lie, right?
  13. It doesn't matter if it was you who brought it up or not. Most people can take a couple one line shots or posts, and move. You, however, can be banked upon to show up like an opportune badger who will beat the fucking subject into the ground until that dead horse is halfway to china, a bloody pulpy mess. When the subject of Ewers comes on, on any thread, you can be counted on to appear like a malevolent genie who's going to ruin the thread. No one wants a 5 page dissection of Quinn Ewers on an Arch Manning thread. It's not being a baby, it's a statement of fact. If other people don't get the same treatment as poor Derka, maybe, just maybe, it's because your track record and reputation precede you. But yes, you're not the one being a baby here. "But, but, HE GETS TO MAKE A QE COMMENT!!" I'm no cultist. I just don't want to read about that shit here.
  14. Im shocked Derka has shown up here in the Arch Manning thread with a multi-paragraph post shitting on Quinn Ewers.
  15. I mean, lets be fair. Their farmers didn't eat our farmers's lunch. Our policies ate our farmers's lunches.
  16. 3 putt over here stanning for James Franklin well…to be honest it probably should have been on all of our bingo cards. A Mack Brown apologist to his core, even if it’s a less successful, more rapey Mack Brown.
  17. He’s going to get another 50 million dollars from Pedo State to not coach. Exactly where can’t he live a good life?
  18. Weird. I’d pull over for most posters here, but only to back over them. Hook1997 with just years and years of bad takes shitting up and down this thread is a perfect example.
  19. Oh. So you are defending it. What a fucking shocker. No, really, everyone here is shocked.
  20. I think several people here remember you applauding Ed Young as a great man, in this very thread. Do you think a lot of great men cover up sexual assault and settle multiple lawsuits of it happening on their watch?
  21. I think he's really old, so he might just be dead. Or have a new handle.
  22. You just described Las Vegas.
  23. Because you did it for Ed Young and the covering up of abuse at Second Baptist when he took up for youth pastor Chad Foster. Oh and John Forse. And they were so innocent they settled multiple law suits over it.
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