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SydneyCarton

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  1. Pretty sure Ebert's girlfriend was/is still Peter Bean, so...
  2. Well, if one were decide to really dust off their vagina and bring it out of storage, this post would be one way to do it with a bang. Personally, I'd recommend putting your gash back away, but it's a free country.
  3. I mean, TxTow would be a funny rebrand.
  4. "Dominant and successful culture in the business world." Uh huh. Everyone queue up the list of the most CEO's in America!
  5. Yeah, that will be a global catastrophe man. You're probably better off.
  6. If the house pays for itself at 7%, I'm not sure I'd sweat that. It would depend if it were a 15 or 30 year fixed, and whether or not you intended on jettisoning the asset as soon as you retired, IMO. Since your current home is at 3%, again, not sure when the note is up otherwise, but you're not going to get cheaper money than 3% any time soon. You can make more than that in the market, even as it is now. Your wife into hookers and blow too? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. It sounds like you have a lot of free cash flow, with some big bumps. I'd say you should further diversify your investments in your brokerage account, but of course I say that not knowing what your other retirement funds are invested in, etc. But if you're looking at an extra 100-200k a year of free cash flow that you need to invest, son, that's a lot of money and you need a plan for it.
  7. Thats the only flavored koolaid they have in Norman.
  8. Hmm. How many people were employed by the Federal Government in 2024? What's that? More than 3 million you say? Hmm.
  9. Because they're dead too, just on the inside. I kid, I kid.
  10. This is good stuff. Thanks for using this space as your personal diary entry for the day. Im sure many of us were sweating out your overall thoughts on the freeware you were testing out to try and listen to your podcasts, as well as the contact information for said freeware and the speculation of where they're based. On the recruiting forum. Of a football website. And you magnanimity on the folks who are simply trying to earn a paycheck is truly heartening. 10/10, would recommend. We're all waiting with baited breath on your thoughts concerning the new fiber product you'll be testing out next. Because that review makes perfect sense as well, right here, on the recruiting forum. Of a football board.
  11. Yes. This is fucked up. Beyond fucked up. They should really only focus on people who bought Teslas from 2022 onward.
  12. I mean, why not let Tesla keep spending money transporting the, renting office space, paying sales people, and THEN have no one buy them?
  13. Show some heart. The correct response would have been "I'm sorry you lost your job, bub."
  14. West Virginia is fucking beautiful. WEST VIRGINIANS need to burn to the ground.
  15. Unfortunately for us, it turned out exactly like we thought it would. And I'd bet $20 that old fuck thinks things are going great.
  16. Someone, explain it to me like I'm a MAGA person, how in the fuck a body based on voting can pass a resolution that you can't vote on something for a period of time? Can't you vote to overturn that rule at any time?
  17. If we declare war on another country I guarantee you the stock market is going to fucking cut in half or more. So, they'll react badly. Listen, I know Trump was going to break the known world, but I didn't think Canada would make the cut. But here we are, and if there's one thing that's true, that stubborn narcissist will literally try to invade just because he felt slighted other countries said no. If you're big bad America, they'll let you do anything. You just grab them by the tariff and then 51st state them. He'll fucking try to invade just to prove a point.
  18. I hadn't considered the upside here, although, 965 nailed it. Make all the Canadian provinces states, which will vote overwhelmingly to elect a Canadian as president and flood congress, and we might actually get reform and universal healthcare. Like a fucking trojan horse, save us from ourselves Canada.
  19. I can't believe this motherfucker is actually going to invade Canada. The only thing left is going to be what US citizens do when that happens?
  20. There *might* be a lag in the price of used cars since they're not subject to tariffs. If I were you, I'd find a year old car in whatever model you want and see if you can get it around blue book before everyone realizes they can jack up their used vehicles by 30% as well.
  21. Next time you're left with mid mac n cheese, douse it in worcestershire sauce. Thank me later.
  22. While I can understand the sentiment, now imagine our farming industry run by shitheads like Musk or Zuck or Vance, the guy who literally makes money of an app that sells American farmland to foreign nations.
  23. Once these farms go under and are plucked up by hedge funds and private equity, those tariffs will magically disappear...
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