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SydneyCarton

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  1. That’s brutal. Sometimes genetics play a factor, sir.
  2. It wasn’t Human Sexuality, although I took that. It was in one of my Comm classes. and yeah, I haven’t had to run across a lot of need for that kind of knowledge in my field. Hard to fit a huge pair of tits in a google text ad box while I try to hawk completely unrelated services. I guess we could try, though.
  3. No. No I don't think I will.gif.
  4. So, I took one for the team and actually read that stupid AF article on Sydney Sweeney's tits. For all of you, and for science. And it's as fucking dumb as you'd imagine. Also, you're all welcome because it's one of the better distractions, you cheese punning fucks. Fun Fact, I actually learned this next small bit of preamble during a class at UT. Generally speaking, one common facet of the female attractiveness is the ratio of a woman's different attributes. Chest to Waist, Wasit to Hip, Body Shape, etc. It's called the Golden Ratio, and it's math. It's like 1.6 or something. In class the data shared was that playboy playmate measurements were compared over the last 75 years or some such, and while the weight, shape, and measurements always changed over time, the ratio basically was a constant through the decades. Why is that important in regards to Sydney Sweeney's amazing, amazing tits? Because outside of the obvious, that stupid fucking article citied literally aggregate measurements from the lingerie industry that said that the average female breast size is 34 or 36DD. That's right, the gold standard we all grew up with for MASSIVE HOLY SHIT TITS is apparently the national average. How can that be? Because included in that statistic was every fucking disgusting fatbody that most of America deems completely unfuckable, to the point of being invisible except to give me passing feelings of disgust at pretty much every public space I occupy. From my 600 lb life, to just the morbidly obese, to the people who shop at Wal Mart, to just the simple pear shaped lady, it's all included in that average. So you see guys, her boobs aren't THAT big because America is super super fat, and fat women's massive tit's count too. That's it. That's the article. Who're you going to believe, guys, you're lying eyes or an article that was ghost written by Vic Mackey or jealous ass Jabette the Hutt?
  5. I'm taking this entire interaction to mean that @Tex Pete is a flat earther.
  6. I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny.
  7. Yeh. Wasn't that the guy who was posting how his girlfriend or fiancée died in a drunk driving accident?
  8. That is fucking unbelievable. Holy shit. I can't wrap my mind around that kind of stupidity, and there's about a dozen or so regular posters on this 995 board that believe in chemtrails, flat earth, and that Assassin's Creed is real history. For fuck's sake, I've had to read posts by Pimphand.
  9. So much to love. It's not an indictment on the PASSION, of our fanbase, but it's certainly an indictment on the general success in life of their fucking fanbase and alumni, which is stupid, poor, unsuccessful, and so fucking stupid it had to be said twice. And that doesn't even get into their general hygiene and average number of teeth per imbecile. "It's not an indictment on their passion, just every other aspect of their humanity." Fucking losers. Additionally, the rest of the article is also delicious. "Well, the real problem is a lack of guidance from the NCAA..." OH, is that so? If they'd been more clear in their direction would that have magically filled your pathetic coffers? No. "Universities aren't run like businesses." Weird, one University with a great fucking business school seems to have figured out how to cut through bureaucracy and red tape. Mostly because a bunch of alums from the school figured out how to cut the fucking red tape. Reading that got me harder than Helobious when a DT prospect officially visits Texas.
  10. Especially when the Judge knows you by name. I've repeatedly told you that your jihad against crossing guards and parents who actually come to a complete stop before ejecting their kids from the car at school drop-off was going to land you in the pokey.
  11. USC has multiple dudes signed for 5 million this cycle. Sure, it's spread out over years. But the point is, there is no limit. Hence the whole NOW Y'ALL GET THE IDEA part of my post. There will come a kid who makes a 5 million a year deal with some school.
  12. Weird, you don't see Vic Mackey commenting on recruiting very often. Could also be @HenryJames
  13. What if I cut a deal with a kid for 4909 per week? 4900 per day? Now yall are getting the idea.
  14. Did you read that on the last page where it was posted?
  15. There’s a reason OneFund announced they were remaining independent. This is good for us. You’re right, it’s a day that ends in Y.
  16. No, has ever, EVER, in the last 5-7 years of North Shore nonsense, ever tried to make it about race or economics. The speculation is entitled parents/community culture/coaching staff. It’s irritating to even have you post suggesting that shit here. Like we don’t know how many players and programs are from bad areas?
  17. Jerking off DT's or watching young latinos play football in the valley, sir. You mock his "sacrifices" for UT athletics at your own peril, sir.
  18. I'd love for someone in some kind of official or semi-official capacity say just that on fucking national show. Fuck get McConoughey to do it. The second being anti-NIL can align even tacitly with some kind of "anti-minority" people will tend to actually shut the fuck up, or tread a lot fucking lighter with this stupid shit. "Oh, you're against NIL? What, you have a problem with how wealthy people want to share their hard earned money? Are you just anti-freedom, or are you just against poor minorities using their gifts to move up in the world?"
  19. Was waiting for this loser to face consequences. I made it about an hour into it, listening in the background throughout the day. I closed it when they started talking about Gaza genocide, I knew this idiots would have zero concept of what was happening there, and the first speaker confirmed it. It was so fucking sad how stupid those people are, and couldn't even follow the basic premise of Mehdi Hasan's basic points. And the general veneer they tried to slap over racism...just nauseating. Hasan was amazingly impressive. Just prepared, came with talking points and citations, although he obviously was emotional dealing with these idiots who can't even answer a basic point. Country is toast.
  20. Thought for sure he was referencing Jade HelmS
  21. Are we sure that scream wasnt Hate when he realized there's an astros day game next week?
  22. So this post seemed really cool in your head, huh?
  23. No. The point was he didn’t visit us, therefore it’s all about the money.
  24. It’s comforting that your bad takes aren’t limited to just football. Costco Fri or Sat right when they open and you’re in and out in 30-40 minutes, and that’s going down damn near every aisle.
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