Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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$9.95 worth every penny
Apparently. https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/8450-thanks/
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Honestly, it sounds like you need to hang out with new people.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Timothy Chalamet really added some bulk for the next Dune movie.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The Film Guy channel seems like it's really gaining momentum. Dude's probably going to go from 50 to 100k followers this college football season.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Alright, who wants to guess what someone with a handle like "EmilyOfEastTexas" looks like? Just how Box is that Face? Oof. And thats with heavy makeup and a filter. That's a woman who's been rode hard and put away and road hard and never been put away. In related news, I didn't know Jack Elam had a daughter...because why would I?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Guess all their wealth just hates supporting OU football. Good thing the Pioneer Woman's husband who's worth 100 million went to Arizona State. Wonder if he's supporting Dillingham and their NIL.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I believe DeBoer is an excellent coach. I'll be surprised if 'Bama has a poor year.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Helobious isn't anyone's fucking boss, dude. And frankly Marcstanco shouldn't be either, but sometimes seniority will peter principle anyone if they work at a warehouse long enough.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Lol. I mean, the ramp up is certainly fun. It helps when everyone here basically sees this as a national title team, the excitement is palpable.
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2026 NFL Draft way too early thread of idiot mock drafts and discussion
Texas really wanted Peter Woods to enter the portal. Also, Anthony Hill at 33 is a fucking joke.
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2020 DB Xavion Alford
It’s almost like you read the first sentence of the fucking blurb that was posted. Almost.
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Immamac is a fascist
Hey crazy person, we just witnessed you showing up in the Ewers thread bitching about Derka not leaving you alone, then saying you were leaving the conversation, then coming back, and now tagging him unprompted here. Derka says sad, but it's fucking pathetic. What the fuck is wrong with you? No one will ever have sympathy for you pulling a bookshelf over yourself repeatedly and then crying about all the boo boo's you've got.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Doesn't matter. Outside of your speculation, that kind of thing might happen every year. Upsets will eventually happen in the CFP.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
None of your statistics fucking matter, dude. You think I don't know Indiana was a paper tiger? Of course I know. BUT THEY MADE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS. Why? Because there is a human selection committee and they use facts and discussion to make subjective opinions. Therefore, to make blanket statements like "Programs like Baylor and Indiana have no business ever talking about playoffs" in a world where one just MADE the playoffs and the world of automatic qualifiers for the 4 conference champions exist...is a stupid fucking statement. I don't care how much you fucking screech about how they don't below, it doesn't matter, BECAUSE THEY WENT AND COULD GO AGAIN.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
The A/C's are on layaway, dude.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This is a pretty stupid post considering Indiana literally went to the fucking playoffs last year, and the Big 12 sucks and Baylor could win it any year and get an automatic bid to the playoffs. Texas, who I would humbly submit as one of the best teams in the country last year, almost got smoked by fucking Arizona State. So saying none of those teams, or teams like them, belong in the playoffs conversation when one of them went last year seems pretty...well...something an Aggie would dismissively say.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Stop it, Hayes.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Just going to help everyone out here, by informing folks that at the ripe old age of 25, Texifornia qualifies as a "young."
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Landon Rink sucks, and I'm pretty sure he's already maxed out. Sark's not leaving Texas for the NFL or anywhere else unless: a) the NFL makes him some ridiculous offer, like an Andy Reid type salary. And that might not do it if Sark has already won 2 titles at Texas. b) Sark gets tired of recruiting c) Something in the college landscape changes and Texas no longer has a high-end NIL system and Texas goes back to being at a competitive disadvantage d) Some type of morality clause/Chris Beard situation happens That's it, that's the list. When we discussed this 3 or so years ago, I don't remember the aTm system coming up at all, particularly since the deal was done with regents within the UT system.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Just a fucking hideous collection of the most generic or garish shit that one would find untouched in the corner of an Academy or Wal Mart. I wouldn't buy a Texas box of this shit for $40. Ugly and fucking trash. I'm pretty fucking embarrassed Texas licensed our brand for our own version of this stupid shit. Pathetic.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I only spend about a month out of the year here on the football board, do you happen to remember the names of some of these weeping gashes sect of posters who whine about OOC games and want an 8 game SEC schedule? You know, for posterity.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I believe what I said was that you couldn't see me because your head doesn't turn all the way around like the girl in The Exorcist.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Surly tailgate, obviously. But I suppose it'll have to wait till 2026 for the board to enjoy ~50ish age men racing, probably hurting themselves, and all of it chronicled forever here, in infamy. The fun part is, I can't really lose. I'm a fat old white man, with little to no ego about winning or losing any race. But you, Al Bundy, former HS athlete, won't be able to handle it if for some reason you actually did lose this time around. And also, thanks for tacitly admitting there were no witnesses the first time, you shitbird.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Sigh. I know that getting some kind of response is exactly what you want...but here we are. Sometimes I wonder if you’re capable of being truthful, or if your memory is just degrading with age. It was a 50 yard dash. There was no one else there. You don’t know how many yards you beat my by because you weren’t running backwards. And you always neglect to mention that since there was no one else there, you also acted as the Starter, at your own insistence. I’m sure there was no inherent advantage there. And the only time anyone has ever mentioned a parachute to you was a) questioning your favorite pair of pants and b) contemplating throwing you out of an airplane without one.