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SydneyCarton

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Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. So you're saying.... leads to: Dangerous indeed.
  2. No, it's usually a sign of disgust. Just because most of you guys are raging fucking idiots doesn't mean I can't also be a slightly less stupid idiot.
  3. Ha. I don’t feel all that cocky. Life is just a ceaseless string of waking up and trying not to fuck up, hopefully until I can get to retirement. Life is perpetually humbling.
  4. Let me try it another way. The average age on this board is probably 55+. I’m not saying I’m a spring chicken. I’m saying I’m still a lot younger than the average.
  5. Holy fuck Bravion Roger’s is a junior. I hadn’t thought of that dude since he committed to aTm. What a fucking bust. Also, lol Landon Rink.
  6. So you don’t know the definition of “objectively.”
  7. I was born in 1979. On this board that doesn’t make me middle aged. Objectively based on what criteria? Album sales? #1 hits? If you’re going to say objectively, you’ve got to use factual merits.
  8. I mean that goes without saying. Waco are you shitting me?
  9. Congrats on the pos rep this post got from Spider2yBanana.
  10. Old people angry at young people for having differing opinions. What a totally unpredictable response and dynamic.
  11. You seem like you should hang out at Orangebloods. Also go fuck yourself.
  12. Tits aren’t big enough, imo. I said I’d have tits, not the most epic tits on the planet.
  13. If I get any fatter I’ll have the tits for it. Might be there already, fuck.
  14. It’s very kid friendly, so that might be your wheelhouse, but camp fimfo is also gorgeous and I feel like you can avoid the kids.
  15. I’m not a Florida Gator fan, dipshit. also “sleeveless tank” is redundant.
  16. Get fucked, I attend a couple games a year with this guy, I don’t need to be around that shit.
  17. Brennan Thompson sucks. And his mom is a cunt
  18. Man, my wife was 6 months pregnant and we had to have a house fast. Countertops weren’t on the important list. but you’re not wrong im lily white AF.
  19. Cross posting. It’s fucking delicious. Almost certainly seasonal. I bought 2 and will probably g back for more.
  20. Holy Shit motherfuckers. It’s incredible.
  21. God watching that fucking crybaby fail is so satisfying.
  22. Yeah, only recovering 9 feels way low. Well, maybe not way low but shit you’d think 50/50 at worst.
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