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  1. SydneyCarton
    Sir, I’ve been told that the real problem with this country is the way the founding fathers crafted our government.
  2. SydneyCarton
    Literally, LITERALLY, no one who frequents this fucking board believes any of the things bolded above. Fucking no one. Attempting to paint anyone with that fucking brush is laughably pathetic, and most importantly arguing in bad faith.
  3. SydneyCarton
    It’s laughable you think the internet and various corners of it have no power. Those corners have subverted democracy, pushed white nationalism to mainstream, and shaped America for the worst. To pretend that it doesn’t have the power to do positive things as well is fucking insane and fatalistic. people on this shitty corner of the internet basically invented the concept of an NIL collective and brought Texas football back from the fucking abyss. The stance that places where people can talk and express ideas is inherently powerless is possibly the dumbest take I’ve ever heard anywhere. as for the bolded above, it’s apparent that you have zero concept of the difference between Truth and Opinion. Which is why almost no one takes you seriously when you go on these fucking asstastic, fully gaped rants. You sound like Iconoclast Texan.
  4. SydneyCarton
    So you’re just a general threadshitter, got it. You’re so close to getting it. Now answer who the UK copied for their parliamentary system of government. And who France copied. I’ve got to say, blaming a bunch of people over 250 years ago for our current governmental woes instead of us for failing to change and improve them is a hell of a stance for an allegedly far left progressive to take. Why don’t you just call yourself a nihilist and be done with it?
  5. SydneyCarton
    I said Current form man. Let’s try a different tact. Can you name a country whose history and form of government you admire and you believe they nailed it and got it all right? I’m being serious, can you name one? or do you just hate all of them and humanity as a whole? Because if it’s the latter then we are all exhausted by you showing up in a place with the closest thing you have to allies, people who agree America has a checked past and can and needs to do better, and have to listen to your careless bellyaching.
  6. SydneyCarton
    Are you going to attempt to argue that all of the modern democracies of the world haven’t attempted to emulate the framework that was created in the United States? Fuck this, I am not going to waste my fucking Sunday arguing with your ass. Just scream Genocide a few more times and then argue how the democratic party is fucking itself by not catering only to the hyper left progressive wing of the party that most people loathe and let’s just declare the Chainsaw hat trick, ok?
  7. SydneyCarton
    You realize the filibuster in its current form is literally a modern adaptation, right? And it could be changed with any majority vote. But that’s the founding father’s problem? Stop. Get Help.gif
  8. SydneyCarton
    It’s so weird. Chainsaw will behave normally for about a week or so, and then he’ll go on some hyper fringe rant that has to work real hard to find ways to shit on America. There’s plenty of legit reasons and ways to shit on America, dude, you don’t have to try and invent new ones. The founding fathers were flawed men of their time, but they literally created the framework from which all modern democracies work to emulate. Retroactively calling them dumb because they weren’t sages with visions into the future and their framework didn’t imagine modern society or the fact that we’d arguably regress as a species doesn’t mean they were dumb. I can’t wait to see how he’s going to try and tie this to Israel.
  9. SydneyCarton
    Michigan beating USC is going to break some of their brains. I can’t wait till we start playing common opponents for the comparison. Arkansas and Miss St and Florida might prompt some of those guys to stroke out.
  10. SydneyCarton
    I assume the black kid got shot?
  11. SydneyCarton
    I wouldn’t call it Winning, Bob.
  12. SydneyCarton
    I mean it cracks me up every day on Vance too.
  13. SydneyCarton
    My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. sometimes I prefer boring.
  14. SydneyCarton
    “He supports our farmers and ranchers”
  15. SydneyCarton
    I just saw a totally wild trump add with Harris next to outlandish transgender images talking out how she supports taxpayer funded transgender surgery to prisoners. It was absurd but I’m sure some will find it effective.
  16. SydneyCarton
    We have no idea what daddy issues that chick has which could explain that shit.
  17. SydneyCarton
    Sir, that's my entire worldview.
  18. SydneyCarton
    Please. I've met and avoided enough of you mouth-breathers to comfortably say that I'm probably one of the best looking fuckers on this website.
  19. SydneyCarton
    We all know fuckery is afoot in GA. But the likelihood of your suggstions happening are less than zero.
  20. SydneyCarton
    His totally normal, not at all prone to conspiracy theory brain.
  21. SydneyCarton
    It makes more sense if you just view them through the lens of deeply insecure people who’s entire being by is in some part dependent open the attention they get.
  22. SydneyCarton
    I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level.
  23. SydneyCarton
    I'll save everyone the time, it's 1060 West Addison.
  24. SydneyCarton
    I'd frame it another way. Can you think of one thing Trump would request to which Paxton would say "Nope, not doing that," like, name me one thing you're confident he'd refuse.
  25. SydneyCarton
    To be fair, consdiering what he drank the other night, Slorth just might not be able to see at all.

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