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SydneyCarton

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  1. Nick Saban basically skull fucked the nation, but particularly the SEC, into having to just accept the fact that Alabama was a tough beat because they put guys in the league, and they played the game. It took the greater part of a decade, but it finally got normalized. I look forward to Texas normalizing that shit sooner, rather than later. Wolk seems to get it, and can read the obvious as fuck tea leaves. One more year of exciting draft returns for Texas, and we could be looking at the bullshit, surface level excuses of "Texas only wins recruiting battles because of money" and "Texas doesn't develop players" and "We don't want mercenaries" disappearing off the face of the earth. I cant speak to how Championships will fall in Texas's favor, but I know that eventually, even the dumbest motherfuckers, will have no choice but to accept that Texas is developing talent at a high motherfucking rate and Austin is a great place to play ball if you want a future in the NFL...and money now. I can't wait. Those fucking toothless SEC hayseeds basically incepted themselves to accept the reality that Alabama and Nick Saban were real, and there was an entire cognitive movement around SEC dick-riding by those atavistic waterheads to have to accept that reality without killing themselves. Because at least Alabama was one of them, right? No one views Texas as "one of us," and more importantly, Texas doesn't view the rest of them as peers, either. We're never going to join their little double digit IQ club, and they won't be able to handle it when we're crushing recruiting, getting dudes drafted, and playing for titles. Their brains will explode. It will be the most bitter dick they've ever tasted, and I am fucking HERE for it. And even better, aTm will almost certainly try to keep saying "See I told you so" to those goobers for some semblance of acceptance, and the rest of the SEC is going to reject the fuck out of them too. This is the inevitable end, and we're already seeing the beginnings of it with every single "I hate what the game has become" take on their fucking boards that coincides with whatever lie they're telling themselves currently to get through the day as reality starts to set in. Enjoy the lies you're telling to yourself now, boys, because sunlight is coming and there won't be any dark corner of your dim mind where you'll be able to hide from reality.
  2. Why even say this? You're not new here, you fully well know that there's about 15-20 motherfuckers on this website that need those reminders and to live in that miserable era just to get an erection.
  3. He thinks there are dorms some trashy part of Austin? What the fuck is going with THEIR campus if they assume that? also with all the money we can allegedly afford to pay kids with NIL, because it’s all about NIL, he thinks our players are so poor they have to live in trashy apartments or trashy areas? I’m shocked that their posts are completely inconsistent and are claiming diametrically opposite positions at the same time. Shocked.
  4. I dont watch any YouTube videos but the president on One Fund is Patrick “Wheels” Smith.
  5. Go back and re-read my post. If your question is “how do you allocate your money” then you didn’t understand my point.
  6. Yeah, ok. Are you a former "They should just be happy to get a degree from the by gawd University of Texas!!!" camp of bullshit I had to sit through at Longhorn Foundation meetings? There's a lot of "Should Be" thrown around casually in this world. We should be nicer to each other. We should be yada yada yada. But that's not how the world works. Thinking anything otherwise is going back to the world of Texas getting it's teeth kicked in while the bag game rules the game.
  7. Prong Horn, imo
  8. I think most major (call it 20-30) college football teams are going to find the 20.5 million dollar limit. By hook or by crook, they'll find the money for football. The real differentiators for winning programs will be a combination of a) Who stops at 20.5 and doesn't break the rules and b) who has other streams that will make it past the POS deloitte clearinghouse to sweeten the pot. Because roster payrolls aren't stopping at 20.5
  9. You're a sensitive boy, ain't ya Tommy?
  10. This post is worthless without pics. Does no one abide by the rules anymore?
  11. SurlyGPT: Tell me what to think even though much of what I'm asking is un-knowable at this time. I demand answers now. Oklahoma has no other money than what they can siphon off their AD, so it probably doesn't make much difference. TexasOne can have the flexibility of being an adder on top of the AD money. Which is why they've shifted the focus from charitable contributions to interacting with local businesses. Does Norman, or even Oklahoma, HAVE local businesses with the kind of pockets to move NIL needles? To be determined, I guess.
  12. I'm guessing you run into Portnoy because he's shoved himself into the business space, and then politics, as some kind of mouthpiece or authority on things. So he casts a much wider net than McAfee, who mostly stays in his lane. Portnoy is a piece of shit.
  13. Per the internet, he went to some place called Clark.
  14. Counterpoint: This herd could stand to be thinned...quite a bit. Brady Quinn just has a knack for looking wildly uncomfortable at all times. Like he's been holding in a massive fart or worse for 10 years. I used to think he was so uncomfortable because he was covering for some closeted homosexuality. But the less people care about homosexuality, and the older I get and the more I've had to watch people be latently uncomfortable, I'm starting to wonder if the guy just isn't a straight up serial killer. He's like a more handsome, much less slovenly Ted Cruz in that regard. I wonder if he has often ruminated over what it's like to be with his human wife.
  15. Even before that, there was a kid named, I think, Jerrell Wilkerson who never made it to campus.
  16. JoJo Earle...I can't believe that guy was the class of 2021. At this point he feels like a fucking Charlie Strong recruitment.
  17. "Guys, there's about to be a lot of layoffs in the recruiting industry. Therefore, we don't need to pay attention at all to player rankings." Wow.
  18. If this is a place to learn then man have we been failing. Slider2yBanana still can’t even breathe involuntarily, and just look at poor Helobious over there polishing his fake Amazon gold chain and speaking with the complete confidence of the truly imbecilic. And we’ve been at this for years. Nee decades.
  19. I never thought I’d see the day where someone basically tried to portray themselves as a white, neck-beard helobious and try to spin it as a positive. Wow. Recruiting 2026 - Love What The Game Has Become or Recruiting 2026 - More Like Kirby Sharts
  20. I’m too lazy to go make a list of all the whiny little twats from the past 10 days or so, but maybe tomorrow.
  21. Allow me to be the first person here to tell Chace Calicut that he can get all the way fucked, stay all the way fucked, and to enjoy his shitty time in a shitty state after having pissed off all of Texas. Choke on that dick, north shore shitbird.
  22. Sure buddy. And Im not a cat guy, right?
  23. Or it was Ian Boyd. And by "our board" he means his own board were he still has Arch Manning at Safety and refers to his microwave and the large bag of frozen dino nuggets he feeds himself as "Fast Casual."
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