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  1. SydneyCarton
    This is Bat Country.
  2. SydneyCarton
    I mean, at least he didn't roll with Ummagumma. Although I can certanily see him making an impassioned speech that Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict is both his favorite song, as well as his favorite fetish.
  3. SydneyCarton
    I've got to tell you, between this and telling a kid that you fucked his mother, I question if your particular flavor of sense of humor is what one might consider to be Mainstream. That's going to be a narrative, I'm sure. "First she claimed to be black, and now she's claiming children that aren't hers either!"
  4. SydneyCarton
    Dude. It's going to be Ken Paxton.
  5. SydneyCarton
    What do y'all use the Highlights for? Nevermind, I'm scared to ask.
  6. SydneyCarton
    "You should ask your parents why we're moving to Socialist Canada, Colt."
  7. SydneyCarton
    Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.
  8. SydneyCarton
    Listen, fuckface, before you go comparing me to a violent pedophile, let me remind you that I know where you live.
  9. SydneyCarton
    lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it.
  10. SydneyCarton
    the best time to drop it would have been next Monday, imo. You say that, but she fucked rfk jr.
  11. SydneyCarton
    My install guy has been saying the same thing out loud and under his breath for months. Mine was approved yesterday. Derecho and Beryl finished off my trees. Bring it on. We have one tree left sitting like a time bomb in our backyard. But fuck it. Let’s roll.
  12. SydneyCarton
    I believe that guy is an actual man of god, who gives a shit about the bible, about as soon as I belive that Futureman is a good poster, or Slorch was sober the other night.
  13. SydneyCarton
    My generator's final approval with the city of houston is tomorrow. Fuck yourself, hurricanes.
  14. SydneyCarton
    I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans.
  15. SydneyCarton
    So basically everything I said? Yeah.
  16. SydneyCarton
    This may be great for the governorship, but I'm not so sure it isn't also good for trump, as other folks have posted. Robinson was getting out the vote against him. I hope this motherfucker doesn't resign from the race.
  17. SydneyCarton
    Hard to believe he won't be succesful in getting what he wants. What do the law dogs say about the odds here? @TwiceHorn @dcbc @Gatorubet @Ghost of LL It's amazing how much musk looks like sammy sosa'd Kim Jon Un there...
  18. SydneyCarton
    I doubt his wife can count to potato, so will probably hard to prove.
  19. SydneyCarton
    This is what I think it is, 100% You know what? CNN Should fucking sit on the fucking story until Monday. Problem fucking solved. I'm unfamiliar with any of this...there's a battle for control of Fox? Lachlan has always been Rupert's boy, why is this even in question? Is there some kind of push from the board or something?
  20. SydneyCarton
    Lol. If that's it, it's a nothingburger. That being said, I want Robinson in that fucking race till the end.
  21. SydneyCarton
    Calling my shot: Robinson has multiple families, and has been paying hookers this entire campaign.
  22. SydneyCarton
    I can still fap to that. Not in any way to downplay the signifigance of gaining another 100k voters in AZ, so I'm glad they're going to go this route to court Mormons. THat being said, the bolded above...Those elders sound like grifting motherfuckers who might like the cut of Trump's jib. That being said, I've also heard that mormon's make the best neighbors, etc. so maybe they do prioritize harmony over division. Unless you're black.
  23. SydneyCarton
    Yeah, but the exercise has merit regardless. Bitching about the folks that are bitching, when most of the latter are the ones that bring the most value to the board, is certainly a position to take.
  24. SydneyCarton
    Which morals? Becuase couldn't they just as easily reject Harris on her morals as well?
  25. SydneyCarton
    I get your point. But I'd consider it if he signed paperwork saying he was guilty of committing treason, and with sharing our secrets for money. That's about the one thing I could see him doing that would wake half of America from it's reverie. And you make it so that the second he denies it at a later date, or said he didn't do it, it's off to trial. I didn't say it was logical, or even reasonable. I repeated what I was told. It's a shame those people don't know that the definition of "immigrant" to those people involved is anyone with skin darker than me. And I'm a fucking pasty motherfucker.

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