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SydneyCarton

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  1. Thanks for explaining to us how Dates and Times work. I was really struggling with this one.
  2. I can't believe you brought this fucking take to the boards. I believe HJ's immediate response was "This take melted my phone." Appropos, imo. I do love that you left out the context of me sending two pictures. It was that after you talking about how fat ScarJo was, you talked about how how you found and still find Bryce Dallas Howard and how much hotter she was in her Jurassic movie than ScarJo. Bryce. Dallas. Howard.
  3. You copy and paste this form another email? or Reddit? Paste as Plain Text is your friend. Was it this one? https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/renting-car-burglary-gas-stations-oakland-airport-18611463.php
  4. Are you telling me a racist kid, from rural-ish central Texas, who said racist shit and got punished for said racist shit, and who returned to his rural-ish area of Central Texas doubled down on some racism and similar behavior? All while becoming a home contractor? Knock me over with a feather. Next you're going to tell me his twitter is full of lots of posts about Jesus and prayer. No, I'm not going to go look, Im just going to assume I'm right.
  5. Harvey hit Rockport, stuck around for 2 days, hit the gulf, then hit Houston and stuck around for another 4 or so days. And I don't mean tangentially, I mean the center was over Houston for damn near 4 days. And then it went on to make like another landfall in LA after rolling back out of Houston. And another thing to consider is your talking about a storm "parking itself in one place,' but the one in central Texas is a relatively small storm to a hurricane that was like 1/3 of the size of Texas. What the fuck defines "one place?" You're trying to compare a relatively small storm cell to something that had a sustained EYE and was bigger than most US states.
  6. Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity? L. O. L if so.
  7. Harvey lasted for 6 fucking days. Tonight at midnight or so will be the end of day 4. Dago beat me to Allison.
  8. Yeah, I'm getting the whole setup for a head to head win over Texas vibes.
  9. Listen, Joe, it's one thing for us to debate this shit amongst ourselves. It's quite another for an interloper to come here and tell us we're being outrageous. Only we can call each other gaping pussies and/or hand wave away slights and perceived slights. That being said we all know if a choice came down to a kid choosing USC and ND, and chose to jump on a table, shit in the ND hat, and then fling it at the local HS chaplain and yell FUCK THE POPE you wouldn't be nearly as dismissive.
  10. You mean I shouldn't look at Edorian McCollough or Andre Jones the same way I view Bijan Robinson? I'm not sure how I know how to process this information.
  11. There's nothing irrational about hating either one of these motherfuckers, and not just for their player antics. Rogers is an anti-vax conspiracy theory spouting nutjob who talks about chemtrails, and fucking Bosworth has made a career out of shitting on Texas while living his retirement in fucking Austin. They can both get all the way fucked.
  12. He owns/runs a megachurch and flaunts cars, private jets, et al. I don't really care if he doesn't explicitly say "Give money to me and you'll get money from God" in his shit, in my book, he's a prosperity gospel preacher. Then again, to be fair, I'd also cross out "very effective and creative pastor" as entirely your opinion. In my opinion he's yet another grifter and huckster wrapping his wealth seeking in the cloak of Jesus on the backs/wallets of people looking for spiritual fulfillment. You might disagree with how I define prosperity gospel, as I disagree with what I consider to be a "Creative and Effective Preacher," so I guess both of our opinions are allowed to differ. He seems like a real peach, though. https://trinityfi.org/accountability/ed-youngs-toxic-church-business-practices-and-mergers-infect-second-baptist-houston-and-other-churches/
  13. They get this one in before the House settlement as well?
  14. You don’t know that. We don’t know that.
  15. Ah, finance. Easily the top post-athletic field of work for all D1 and professional athletes.
  16. You’ve got a pizza and gaming emporium!?!? The fuck we just hearing about this!!
  17. Whoa now, Joel Osteen and all the Ed Young’s, and their equivalents Dallas and their literally millions of followers in Texas alone need you to pump the breaks right there.
  18. Bernard. He hasn’t been around in awhile. Some speculate he’s in prison. also please do not keep using this spacing I could literally die.
  19. Motherfucker is trying to hypnotize us. Stupids like Spider2yBanana are going to wake up naked in a Dairy Queen asking for “dick bacon,” or something equally perplexing. carry on. Respect.
  20. I guess you aren’t familiar with Hank Scorpio as a poster
  21. Sir, this is not the place for a humblebrag.
  22. You can’t prove it wasn’t an outright lie the first time.
  23. The same shit he did two days ago where he said “look of the location of the dam that collapsed to the camp” when NO dam had collapsed and the pic he showed was a part of the camp that was untouched?
  24. sorry to hear about your struggle, man.
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