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  1. SydneyCarton
    It makes more sense if you just view them through the lens of deeply insecure people who’s entire being by is in some part dependent open the attention they get.
  2. SydneyCarton
    I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level.
  3. SydneyCarton
    I'll save everyone the time, it's 1060 West Addison.
  4. SydneyCarton
    I'd frame it another way. Can you think of one thing Trump would request to which Paxton would say "Nope, not doing that," like, name me one thing you're confident he'd refuse.
  5. SydneyCarton
    To be fair, consdiering what he drank the other night, Slorth just might not be able to see at all.
  6. SydneyCarton
    I dunno man. Paxton would do any and everything Trump asked without question, and often with enthusiasm. He's a criminal as well. What would he ever do to get fired or quit?
  7. SydneyCarton
    This is Bat Country.
  8. SydneyCarton
    I mean, at least he didn't roll with Ummagumma. Although I can certanily see him making an impassioned speech that Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict is both his favorite song, as well as his favorite fetish.
  9. SydneyCarton
    I've got to tell you, between this and telling a kid that you fucked his mother, I question if your particular flavor of sense of humor is what one might consider to be Mainstream. That's going to be a narrative, I'm sure. "First she claimed to be black, and now she's claiming children that aren't hers either!"
  10. SydneyCarton
    Dude. It's going to be Ken Paxton.
  11. SydneyCarton
    What do y'all use the Highlights for? Nevermind, I'm scared to ask.
  12. SydneyCarton
    "You should ask your parents why we're moving to Socialist Canada, Colt."
  13. SydneyCarton
    Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.
  14. SydneyCarton
    Listen, fuckface, before you go comparing me to a violent pedophile, let me remind you that I know where you live.
  15. SydneyCarton
    lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it.
  16. SydneyCarton
    the best time to drop it would have been next Monday, imo. You say that, but she fucked rfk jr.
  17. SydneyCarton
    My install guy has been saying the same thing out loud and under his breath for months. Mine was approved yesterday. Derecho and Beryl finished off my trees. Bring it on. We have one tree left sitting like a time bomb in our backyard. But fuck it. Let’s roll.
  18. SydneyCarton
    I believe that guy is an actual man of god, who gives a shit about the bible, about as soon as I belive that Futureman is a good poster, or Slorch was sober the other night.
  19. SydneyCarton
    My generator's final approval with the city of houston is tomorrow. Fuck yourself, hurricanes.
  20. SydneyCarton
    I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans.
  21. SydneyCarton
    So basically everything I said? Yeah.
  22. SydneyCarton
    This may be great for the governorship, but I'm not so sure it isn't also good for trump, as other folks have posted. Robinson was getting out the vote against him. I hope this motherfucker doesn't resign from the race.
  23. SydneyCarton
    Hard to believe he won't be succesful in getting what he wants. What do the law dogs say about the odds here? @TwiceHorn @dcbc @Gatorubet @Ghost of LL It's amazing how much musk looks like sammy sosa'd Kim Jon Un there...
  24. SydneyCarton
    I doubt his wife can count to potato, so will probably hard to prove.
  25. SydneyCarton
    This is what I think it is, 100% You know what? CNN Should fucking sit on the fucking story until Monday. Problem fucking solved. I'm unfamiliar with any of this...there's a battle for control of Fox? Lachlan has always been Rupert's boy, why is this even in question? Is there some kind of push from the board or something?

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