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SydneyCarton

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  1. You are so stupid, it's painful. You're like Ted Cruz at a sporting event, whenever you show up the entire fucking board collectively groans throws their fucking hands up. Im not even going to correct all the shit you got wrong, even with basic quoting of positions, in your latest post. You're basically an idiot child who argues with himself in a corner, and the rest of us have to deal with the stench as you shit and piss yourself with the consistency of a swiss watch. We'd all be better of if you'd go back asking for help figuring out which outdoor pizza oven provides the best BTU's per dollar value.
  2. Gotta be that or UCSB.
  3. I think everyone understands that recruits are 90% of the time requiring development, and you’re paying for potential. paying for players is straight up production/versus need/versus resource availability.
  4. He's gotta have seeds before they can grow into plumbs. I'm just not sure that's the case. We should ask South Austin's mom for clarification.
  5. This seems like a situation where they transfer to Colorado, and then transfer out of Colorado after Deon goes elsewhere.
  6. Without any inside knowledge, yes that’s a lot of money. But a lot of WR money will be coming off the books as well, particularly if Golden leaves. also, ketch doesn’t fucking know shit as a general rule.
  7. Dude is class of 2021. Probably not. SureAboutThat.gif?
  8. With such confidence, would you like to lay some odds? His old OC, certainly you’d give me like 3-1 odds for like 500 bucks?
  9. I have to assume unless rule changes are made, any have program moving forward will include clauses for straight up money donations to NIL groups. Coach X makes 10 million a year plus 2 million in university charitable contributions, etc. The poors I guess it comes from the coach. But the haves…I assume it’s just going to be on top of the coaching salary. Ahem.
  10. This. Because I like bright women unlike most of you insecure twatwaffles, and she was a fucking genius who literally invented the foundation for modern wi-fi to prevent the Germans from jamming our torpedoes.
  11. You’re right. Everyone would hit this, even the guys who don’t even like women. now everyone shut the fuck up.
  12. BillFromLakeTravis might actually be Bruh Man.
  13. Oh, I have zero fucks to give. That will change when I start getting fucked over then these guys actually start ruining shit. But I'm better insulated than most of America, by far.
  14. Everyone here will be shocked to learn that in what I can only assume is one of his many social experiments regarding parenting, CTJ named his youngest son Guy.
  15. Jesus. That's fucking grim. I mean, you'd think the guy would have had a couple million socked away and could afford to just go be a greeter at Costco or something anonymous somewhere.
  16. I don't see a problem. He's at Penn St now, the G obviously stands for Groomer. He'll be welcomed with open arms.
  17. You're not THAT funny, Bob.
  18. They'll suffer, and they'll blame everyone but Trump and learn nothing. It can be the worst of all worlds.
  19. Yeah, Air Noland was supposed to be a stud, per them. Then again, if I had to play behind Will Howard I'd probably be pissed off as well.
  20. Maybe to win the playoff game we need to not mess with Lady Karma? I don't make the rules of the universe, sir.
  21. It's not about absurd demands, the made up part is the dumb fucks just picked shit becuase they believe NIL contracts would look like a coaching contract. Newsflash, they do not. Explain how a marketing agreement or product sponsorship covers "medical injury time off" or "hotel arragements." Sure, I could make an arugment that a hotel chain in all of the cities Tech travels too might want a sponsorship deal with an opposing player...but yeah, it's stupid. As is the concept of "Micah Hudson's injury time off, brought to you by McDonald's." It's dumb. At best, the agent would run some #s and the money for that kind of thing would be included in a lump sum of money from a collective. But the contract wouldn't look like that, at all. Which is why it's entirely made up bullshit by some moron on the Internet who's Funk Dr. Spock level stupid
  22. Personally, I think the entire site motto should be changed to SurlyHorns: Brought To You By Handjobs from Helobious. Lets get all the mileage we can out of this for the time being.
  23. This all feels like completely made up bullshit.
  24. That or your spice tolerance is as tough as Hayden Connor in a phone booth.
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