Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
10k apiece new and sold for 500 dollars. If he could afford $500, I'm sure BO&W would buy one in a heartbeat just to sniff that leather bench.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Don't assist him in his projection, HJ. These people internet users deserve to know the truth.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This all hits close to home, as I took my 7 year old to Disney this summer for the first time. One of my striking memories wasn't something healthy and awesome with my family. It was us high tailing it out of the park at 9:45 or so at night, ahead of the fireworks. We're tired, and we don't give a shit about fireworks, but obviously, everyone else cares and everyone is all squeezing together on main street and every thoroughfare to get the best view, while we're walking the opposite direction on the sidewalks trying to beat any crowds. I saw not, one, not two, but THREE different people staring towards the castle tears streaming down their faces unabashedly, to watch a fucking FIREWORKS display. A fireworks display that happens every single night. Just weeping, like they saw Jesus rise from the grave, or the Apollo 13 astronauts crawl out of the splash capsule. Disney Adults are fucking emotionally warped individuals. And don't let CTJ fool you, he's a member of Club 33. If you don't know what that is, google it.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I dunno man, they got the right shade on the names and numbers on the lockers... I saw a Tesla on the way to meet a buddy for lunch today that was the same wrong color or orange in spots. Guy had a UT tower on the license plate and a horns sticky decal. I wanted to make him roll down his window and tell him that it was the wrong shade of orange and he should be fucking embarrassed.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Oh man, Nagy believing Kruel is a 5-star is a perfect illustration and indictment on him as an identifier of talent. Get this guy a Jimbo contract.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
New locker rooms again, eh? We rich. Also, that's the wrong shade of orange...
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
I'm not sure I've ever heard of a potential NFL draft pick at tackle moving to fucking center. Much less their fucking LEFT tackle. To Center. Make it make sense.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- SEC Catch-all Thread
- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Holy shit. I'll address it below... You didn't even mention the fucking world where that dipshit looked at their WR room and said it was better than ours. In what possible world could they compare the WR rosters and think theirs is superior. Their best WR hasn't played more than 5 games in, what, 2 seasons? And the rest of the crash cart fucking sucked balls too.- SEC Catch-all Thread
Lets never forget that Dusty Dvoracek once claimed a medical redshirt year for alcoholism, AFTER he was kicked off the team, for beating his best friend and roommate in the head with a baseball bat. Holy Shit, Hugh Freeze looks like hammered dogshit. No wonder that motherfucker was coaching from a Hospital bed, clearly he needed his scotch infused through an IV. This guy is transforming to George O'Leary before our very eyes.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Chip on the shoulder? How about Boulder in the Belly?- 8/1, it’s time for the Hatch Chile thread
My wife has a little board where she posts season messages. You're married, I'm sure you understand.- 8/1, it’s time for the Hatch Chile thread
Made another batch of this stuff last night. Slightly orange tint because some of the peppers were red. Added vinegar instead of lime juice, still had a good pop. 2 Serranos with seeds and 3 Japs. Delicious.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Because he’s Futureman. Shitting in threads is what he does.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore. He’s even more fucked up now than he was then, if you can believe it. You’ll find him in the Houston Texans thread(s) I imagine.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Counterpoint: This isn't the old world anymore. 17 seems like a ton in Old Recruiting and would likely kill a coaching regime, but in how the portal has worked the last couple years, it's not quite that bad, imo- Happy Gilmore 2
Yeah. And I was specifically responding to this POST, which talks about comedy basically stopping being worth a shit after the early 2000s:- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
So you're saying.... leads to: Dangerous indeed.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No, it's usually a sign of disgust. Just because most of you guys are raging fucking idiots doesn't mean I can't also be a slightly less stupid idiot.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Ha. I don’t feel all that cocky. Life is just a ceaseless string of waking up and trying not to fuck up, hopefully until I can get to retirement. Life is perpetually humbling.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Let me try it another way. The average age on this board is probably 55+. I’m not saying I’m a spring chicken. I’m saying I’m still a lot younger than the average.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Username does not check out.- Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Holy fuck Bravion Roger’s is a junior. I hadn’t thought of that dude since he committed to aTm. What a fucking bust. Also, lol Landon Rink.
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