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SydneyCarton

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  1. Chip on the shoulder? How about Boulder in the Belly?
  2. My wife has a little board where she posts season messages. You're married, I'm sure you understand.
  3. Made another batch of this stuff last night. Slightly orange tint because some of the peppers were red. Added vinegar instead of lime juice, still had a good pop. 2 Serranos with seeds and 3 Japs. Delicious.
  4. Because he’s Futureman. Shitting in threads is what he does.
  5. Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore. He’s even more fucked up now than he was then, if you can believe it. You’ll find him in the Houston Texans thread(s) I imagine.
  6. Counterpoint: This isn't the old world anymore. 17 seems like a ton in Old Recruiting and would likely kill a coaching regime, but in how the portal has worked the last couple years, it's not quite that bad, imo
  7. Yeah. And I was specifically responding to this POST, which talks about comedy basically stopping being worth a shit after the early 2000s:
  8. So you're saying.... leads to: Dangerous indeed.
  9. No, it's usually a sign of disgust. Just because most of you guys are raging fucking idiots doesn't mean I can't also be a slightly less stupid idiot.
  10. Ha. I don’t feel all that cocky. Life is just a ceaseless string of waking up and trying not to fuck up, hopefully until I can get to retirement. Life is perpetually humbling.
  11. Let me try it another way. The average age on this board is probably 55+. I’m not saying I’m a spring chicken. I’m saying I’m still a lot younger than the average.
  12. Username does not check out.
  13. Holy fuck Bravion Roger’s is a junior. I hadn’t thought of that dude since he committed to aTm. What a fucking bust. Also, lol Landon Rink.
  14. So you don’t know the definition of “objectively.”
  15. I was born in 1979. On this board that doesn’t make me middle aged. Objectively based on what criteria? Album sales? #1 hits? If you’re going to say objectively, you’ve got to use factual merits.
  16. I mean that goes without saying. Waco are you shitting me?
  17. Congrats on the pos rep this post got from Spider2yBanana.
  18. Old people angry at young people for having differing opinions. What a totally unpredictable response and dynamic.
  19. You seem like you should hang out at Orangebloods. Also go fuck yourself.
  20. Why do you think he said it?
  21. Tits aren’t big enough, imo. I said I’d have tits, not the most epic tits on the planet.
  22. If I get any fatter I’ll have the tits for it. Might be there already, fuck.
  23. It’s very kid friendly, so that might be your wheelhouse, but camp fimfo is also gorgeous and I feel like you can avoid the kids.
  24. I’m not a Florida Gator fan, dipshit. also “sleeveless tank” is redundant.
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