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SydneyCarton

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  1. This is pretty funny, considering you keep a spiral notepad with your personal rankings of the various performances of Ebenezer Scrooge across the decades. Did Gerry fuck his granddaughter or something and tweet the pics?
  2. If we're going to drag shit from the other site over here, for those of us who don't bother reading past the 995 topical post, does someone want to post a fucking glossary or bibliography of who all these fucking posters y'all are referencing? Or, like, just not do it.
  3. Listen, I have zero interest in kink shaming here. Im just pointing out your last post was the equivalent of tourettes in regards to a segue. "I'm going to hit the grocery store." "BEANS AND FRANKS" "Well, ok, then.?
  4. Tremendous contribution.
  5. Ok,cool. But that doesn't really have any bearing on the guy's point. Finebaum is a known name in college sports, and he doesn't do lots of appearances on other shows that aren't ESPN based at this point. The point is, Burton gets fucking names on his show. CDC anyone? You can think Finebaum is a literal walking penis, which he is, and still recognize that he's bigger than most guests you're going to get on a 995ers streamer.
  6. Collectives still exist dude. They’re never going away. This has been discussed like 500 times on these threads already.
  7. A) Wrong. wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong B) you should see a doctor, get that checked out. Like immediately. C) FIFY
  8. About as true as the rumors that UCLA is going to commit the necessary resources to be a competitive football team on the Big 10.
  9. Lots of good suggestions covered. Also: Puebla Slowpoke's Kenny & Ziggy's El Bollilo bakery Brother's Taco's Laredo Taqueria Pondicheri
  10. Also, I don't think kink shaming anyone is going to do your already diminutive fan club any favors, buddy.
  11. You think that guy could get a word in edgewise versus those 4 members of the symphony autista? He'd be as lost as Helobious in a room full of women, unsure what the fuck he was supposed to do with his hands.
  12. I've got to say, 52-80, linux, codaxx and Hermanator in a room talking football for eternity has got to be a particularly sick version of fucking hell. 0/10 would not fucking reccomend.
  13. We have one, his name is @satyanash
  14. You should see me at my kids school right now. Some uppity cunt deliberately parked so close to me I can’t get out, because her rich old ass can’t stand walking an extra 20 feet inside. So I winged one of the empty fifths of old grandad from the floor of my car at her fucking head, and told her what I thought of her. Sort of like you and your many encounters with crossing guards.
  15. That's the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me, ever. Ever.
  16. I’d expect to see more of this…state of LA going to be spending 7 figures on PSA’s starring LSU players. Wonder if there title 9 shit there, not that they care…
  17. No. Clearly my search history and therefore ad targeting is vastly different from yours.
  18. Hey fuckstick @Helobious. Lets maybe get to work.
  19. If you want to understand what a general perception is for something, you've got to cast a wide net. Not just listen to shit you agree with...it's why I still follow a couple of fucking idiots from HS on facebook.
  20. Thanks.
  21. No one, and I mean no one, on this website cares about your opinions on the sundry quality of the various cam sites you subscribe to, ok buddy?
  22. Then stop wandering into the forum like a child during a movie and start asking stupid questions. "Hey guys, I'm too busy to read a thread, and I have zero context of what's going on, can y'all spoon feed me like I'm Armybrat's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson?"
  23. Get fucked, Tex.
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