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  1. SydneyCarton
    It doesn't help that my generator likely isn't going to finish being installed till later this month. So, you know, this thing is basically primed for a double Houston spit roast.
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    Not entirely, new models show it going west to Mexico, assuming it doesn't develop. I mean, that's what the last model showed for...right up until 2 days before I lost power for a week plus.
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    So we're fucked again.
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    Echoing all these guys. The Instant Pot is the way to go for eggs. The only gripe is that with the release it's impossible for me to get soft boiled yolks. They just cook. But whatevs, hard boiled eggs are the best with a 'Pot. I would highly suggesting buying one, as I use it for that and for shredded chicken breasts regularly. It's a great tool. Before I had an instant pot, the vinegar in the boiled water was my go to to get my hard boiled eggs to break easily. I second this reccomendation. Those things are fukcing disgusting. In fact, every pre-cooked hardboiled I've ever had tastes like carboard covered in dogshit.
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    At this point, I'm fairly certain you're not understanding the point of my posts.
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    There are dozens of them. They're literally using his weight and dress as proof he's a slob and a lazy coach and is stealing money from them. I haven't seen anyone turn on a coach this fast. And they're doing the same shit to Weigman; fatty fatty stoner.
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    Yeah, but we see that stuff. Tate Martell is another example there another poster mentioend. An overhyped bag of suck-all who transfers out and justifiably disappears. What makes DJU amazing is he never fucking disappears. He keeps getting to start entire fucking seasons while suck-starting multiple lawnmowers that roll over his own teams.
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    Some prick I know just passionately reccomended this place to my wife and I. What a fucking asshole.
  9. SydneyCarton
    You talkin' 'bout tits?
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    You're comparing DJU to a guy who improved every year he played at LSU, and was drafted #1 overall? Do you think DJU s going to be drafted in the first round? Do you think DJU is going to get DRAFTED? We're not talking about the NFL here, man. Busts litter that place at every position.
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    Tell us that you haven't been following the aggie screenshot thread without telling us.
  12. SydneyCarton
    No way. As drebin said, those guys all never won starting jobs at multiple schools, and simply moved around or were moved aside as players. DJU has started FIFTY motherfucking football games at QB. 5. 0. And he's sucked donkey dick in pretty much every single one, and he gets trotted out there again and again, at 3 different p5 schools (at least when he was there, RIP Oregon St.). Do know how hard it is to suck that fucking hard starting 50 games at QB in college? It might be completely fucking unprecedented. Imagine Connor Weigman not being made of balsa wood and starting 50 fucking games at qb. You can't, becuase you'll fucking die of laughter. That's what we're dealing with here.
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    DJU has to be one of the biggest busts at QB we've seen in the last 15 years, maybe longer. It's not just that he sucks, but he was so highly ranked and thanks to the portal has had multiple chances to suck out loud starting at different schools for what feels like 7 years. I don't think we've ever seen a guy suck this hard, for this long, since the days of eCheese cupping balls and gobbling crank daily on hornfans.
  15. SydneyCarton
    It's kind of amazing when you look at it through the lense of, Trump is sucking all of the money into his pockets, but the other folks actually spread their wealth to try and make fixing this country easier.
  16. SydneyCarton
    They seem to know what he looks like now.
  17. SydneyCarton
    Most likely it’s because he’s far away from his fucking mother.
  18. SydneyCarton
    My favorite is that they all universally said he was a 3 star overrated hack who played against shit private school competition, and now some BMD wanted to pay him 3 million to come to aTm. as usual those twats want it both ways.
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    Was my immediate reaction as well. It’s easier to get in now than it ever has been before. also lol at the idiot who said GA and other schools are empty at halftime because of blowout wins. As a fan with season tickets, the best fucking games are blowout wins and staying for the Eyes. I’m sure actual winning programs are similar, they just wouldn’t know.
  20. SydneyCarton
    I just want to say thank you for doing the hard work for the rest of us.
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    To be fair, there are a few similarities to compare. Academics just isn’t once of them. I’d absolutely take him. Just offer him less than we offered him last year to transfer. Stop. Quoting. Him.
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    Utah, gimme 5.
  24. SydneyCarton
    The last page and a half of this thread suck almost as hard as Musk.
  25. SydneyCarton
    Substitute Ana and the economy and into this pic:

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