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SydneyCarton

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  1. I don't have a pre-teen daughter, and my face dropped like a fucking lead balloon when I realized that, I, too, understood your post. Fuck.
  2. All this Baylor vs. Texas talk absolutely has me thinking it's Tech, again.
  3. Shaun Rogers was a 350 lber. If Carlton adds 50 lbs that still puts him at 300. This doesn't feel like an apt comparison to me.
  4. I'm about halfway through this piece of shit, and I have to wonder, how many times did Matt Hayes pass out from grabbing Campbell's hairy ass-cheeks and just ramming his whole dick all the way down his throat. The over/under has to be at like 7-8, right?
  5. Congrats on your extensive knowledge of 7th and 8th grade boys in the a San Antonio area.
  6. I hear there’s good money in meth.
  7. Your interest is odd. I could always be wrong, but Braelyn Allen doesn’t SOUND Hispanic.
  8. lol. No one cares anymore. People don’t even remember what a good response looks like, much less expect it, much less vote people out of office for it. We’ve crested the hill, the slide into Russia has begun. Nice humble brag. Again. Just know that it worked, I am jealous.
  9. Who else just got some alert on their phone about a suspect who may have harmed a cop?
  10. I also assumed it was a Texas kid committed to USC, fwiw.
  11. Outside of everyone rolling your eyes at "media scum" while you attempt to laughably accuse any other organization of bias, allow me to try and illustrate the big point here you seem to be missing. And it's obvious that you're missing it even though you've inadvertently outlined it in your post and don't seem to see the signifigance: The governor, who is calling parents asking who to blame Losers, said that there was plenty of notice and resources sent. The mayor, who slept through it, says he has no clue what the governor is talking about. Two sides are saying opposite things, and one will be shown to be a blatant lie, and that motherfucker should face consequences. Now, it's rather obvious who you think the liar is, but whatever, either way, the sunlight means someone deserving should face some fucking consequences, and that's a fucking good thing. But I guess you can go back to finding a solution that "brings back the victims" since "that's what the families of the victims need." I guess maybe you dabble in necromancy? But I'd bet 100 bucks that, short of their dead family and friends coming back to life, victims would settle for some fucking justice and accountability for folks at fault, and THAT can maybe be uncovered by...checks notes...people asking fucking questions and writing articles about it.
  12. When did you start referring to yourself as "the Media?" You can't give yourself nicknames, dude, it's gauche.
  13. The motherfucker doesn't have 400 billion dollars. His net worth is 3-400 billion dollars. There's a world of difference, and you know how that works. But to answer you're question I'd hire 20 fucking professional assassin type guys to physically neuter someone after I'd cut a deal and moved to a non-extradition country, had plastic surgery, and disappeared.
  14. Like the cut of his jib, eh? Guy's a legal correspondent for InfoWars, so...
  15. I dunno, doesn't seem to be changing Abbott's tactics so far. Imagine when being question who is blame calling those people (the parents of dead children) losers... https://www.rawstory.com/greg-abbott-2672976224/ Man I bet those parents feel really silly now. Clearly they're not Championship Parents.
  16. I'm not sure what's worse, citing Jordan Peterson, or rushing in to stan for Jordan Peterson and correcting someone who had incorrectly citied him. "No no guys, THIS is what Jerry Sundusky had to say about that...you got it all wrong."
  17. The discussion is intensifying...nothing will happen.
  18. The US Government has given a South African billions of dollars to such a thing.
  19. Come on man. They'll run over trans folk too.
  20. It's only oppressive if anyone signs with Florida State, and they won't.
  21. Yeah. And how's their bust rate, and who have they lost to the portal? I don't know, but I'd have a hard time ANYONE has done better at retention/development than Texas has at this point.
  22. You did a lot of lobbying for this kind of post being separated from the rain threads, and well, this is the thread for discussing the disaster, who to blame, etc, and comment on it. So as tiresome and hyperbolic as the guy is about this shit, he's posting in the right place. It's tiresome, because on some level, he's right and we know it and don't like hearing it spelled out over and over and over again.
  23. The same thing that always happens to him...swing and a miss.
  24. To be fair, they don't LIVE there as much as they're CONFINED there... I hope these heroes aren't detained by ICE.
  25. The Lotts are as bad, or even fucking worse, to be honest, than the Brocks. They've benefited from being Texas alums, and the program is currently maximizing all talent and developing it for the NFL at an unprecedented level since I've been following Texas football. At least when the Brocks laughed at Texas, Texas fucking sucked and weren't developing fucking shit at his position group. Of course, no one else developed the Brocks either, but the point here is that Lott can get all the way fucked, and so can his kid. But pretty sure if the dad had pushed him to go to Texas, he would have...
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