Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
I think most major (call it 20-30) college football teams are going to find the 20.5 million dollar limit. By hook or by crook, they'll find the money for football. The real differentiators for winning programs will be a combination of a) Who stops at 20.5 and doesn't break the rules and b) who has other streams that will make it past the POS deloitte clearinghouse to sweeten the pot. Because roster payrolls aren't stopping at 20.5
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You're a sensitive boy, ain't ya Tommy?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This post is worthless without pics. Does no one abide by the rules anymore?
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
SurlyGPT: Tell me what to think even though much of what I'm asking is un-knowable at this time. I demand answers now. Oklahoma has no other money than what they can siphon off their AD, so it probably doesn't make much difference. TexasOne can have the flexibility of being an adder on top of the AD money. Which is why they've shifted the focus from charitable contributions to interacting with local businesses. Does Norman, or even Oklahoma, HAVE local businesses with the kind of pockets to move NIL needles? To be determined, I guess.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm guessing you run into Portnoy because he's shoved himself into the business space, and then politics, as some kind of mouthpiece or authority on things. So he casts a much wider net than McAfee, who mostly stays in his lane. Portnoy is a piece of shit.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Per the internet, he went to some place called Clark.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Counterpoint: This herd could stand to be thinned...quite a bit. Brady Quinn just has a knack for looking wildly uncomfortable at all times. Like he's been holding in a massive fart or worse for 10 years. I used to think he was so uncomfortable because he was covering for some closeted homosexuality. But the less people care about homosexuality, and the older I get and the more I've had to watch people be latently uncomfortable, I'm starting to wonder if the guy just isn't a straight up serial killer. He's like a more handsome, much less slovenly Ted Cruz in that regard. I wonder if he has often ruminated over what it's like to be with his human wife.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
Even before that, there was a kid named, I think, Jerrell Wilkerson who never made it to campus.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
JoJo Earle...I can't believe that guy was the class of 2021. At this point he feels like a fucking Charlie Strong recruitment.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
"Guys, there's about to be a lot of layoffs in the recruiting industry. Therefore, we don't need to pay attention at all to player rankings." Wow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
If this is a place to learn then man have we been failing. Slider2yBanana still can’t even breathe involuntarily, and just look at poor Helobious over there polishing his fake Amazon gold chain and speaking with the complete confidence of the truly imbecilic. And we’ve been at this for years. Nee decades.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yeah. It really shows.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Weird that they spell Poor S M A R T
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I never thought I’d see the day where someone basically tried to portray themselves as a white, neck-beard helobious and try to spin it as a positive. Wow. Recruiting 2026 - Love What The Game Has Become or Recruiting 2026 - More Like Kirby Sharts
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m too lazy to go make a list of all the whiny little twats from the past 10 days or so, but maybe tomorrow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Allow me to be the first person here to tell Chace Calicut that he can get all the way fucked, stay all the way fucked, and to enjoy his shitty time in a shitty state after having pissed off all of Texas. Choke on that dick, north shore shitbird.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sure buddy. And Im not a cat guy, right?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Or it was Ian Boyd. And by "our board" he means his own board were he still has Arch Manning at Safety and refers to his microwave and the large bag of frozen dino nuggets he feeds himself as "Fast Casual."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I dunno about 8-4 but I expect Stockton to be ass I don't think its underrated.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- 2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa? That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I respectfully disagree. That would be posting and interacting with the fucking den of dullards on the football board every Saturday. Hmm. Appears you're a regular poster on the football board.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
GTFO of here with your logical deduction and perfectly reasonable speculation.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W - 2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
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