Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm a little what? Gay? A sponge? Because a sponge is often a euphemism for smart, which is at least the opposite what I'd think you'd want to imply. Either way, your post is rock fucking stupid. I feel like you're so fucking dumb that you were designed in a lab to test the capacity for human stupidity, and you were given a diet of only paint chips and glue. And imagine calling someone Gay in 2025 and thinking you're making a sick burn.
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Jurassic World: Rebirth
Every time you cite any fact, I'm going to accuse you of getting it from a gossip rag. As if a thirty second google search doesn't exist in all of our pockets. The real, real error in judgement and justifiable criticism of any of my habits, and how I knew BDH was now a big lady, was I that one day while hungover and my kid was at a friends, I made the fucking massive mistake of watching Aygyle. Holy shit. 80% of the movie is shot with close ups of her face. It's jarring. If you're curious, but don't want to watch the very much dogshit movie, you can skim this article about it from a gossip rag: https://time.com/6622198/bryce-dallas-howard-argylle-body-interview/
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Isn't a booster interacting directly with a recruit still fucking illegal?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
For starters, the staff assigns budget by position group. They don't move money around from OL to LB, as has been explained several times here.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This is the kind of thoughtful, substantive commentary we all come here for, truly.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Thanks for explaining to us how Dates and Times work. I was really struggling with this one.
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Jurassic World: Rebirth
I can't believe you brought this fucking take to the boards. I believe HJ's immediate response was "This take melted my phone." Appropos, imo. I do love that you left out the context of me sending two pictures. It was that after you talking about how fat ScarJo was, you talked about how how you found and still find Bryce Dallas Howard and how much hotter she was in her Jurassic movie than ScarJo. Bryce. Dallas. Howard.
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I was just mugged
You copy and paste this form another email? or Reddit? Paste as Plain Text is your friend. Was it this one? https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/renting-car-burglary-gas-stations-oakland-airport-18611463.php
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Are you telling me a racist kid, from rural-ish central Texas, who said racist shit and got punished for said racist shit, and who returned to his rural-ish area of Central Texas doubled down on some racism and similar behavior? All while becoming a home contractor? Knock me over with a feather. Next you're going to tell me his twitter is full of lots of posts about Jesus and prayer. No, I'm not going to go look, Im just going to assume I'm right.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Harvey hit Rockport, stuck around for 2 days, hit the gulf, then hit Houston and stuck around for another 4 or so days. And I don't mean tangentially, I mean the center was over Houston for damn near 4 days. And then it went on to make like another landfall in LA after rolling back out of Houston. And another thing to consider is your talking about a storm "parking itself in one place,' but the one in central Texas is a relatively small storm to a hurricane that was like 1/3 of the size of Texas. What the fuck defines "one place?" You're trying to compare a relatively small storm cell to something that had a sustained EYE and was bigger than most US states.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity? L. O. L if so.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Harvey lasted for 6 fucking days. Tonight at midnight or so will be the end of day 4. Dago beat me to Allison.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yeah, I'm getting the whole setup for a head to head win over Texas vibes.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Listen, Joe, it's one thing for us to debate this shit amongst ourselves. It's quite another for an interloper to come here and tell us we're being outrageous. Only we can call each other gaping pussies and/or hand wave away slights and perceived slights. That being said we all know if a choice came down to a kid choosing USC and ND, and chose to jump on a table, shit in the ND hat, and then fling it at the local HS chaplain and yell FUCK THE POPE you wouldn't be nearly as dismissive.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You mean I shouldn't look at Edorian McCollough or Andre Jones the same way I view Bijan Robinson? I'm not sure how I know how to process this information.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
There's nothing irrational about hating either one of these motherfuckers, and not just for their player antics. Rogers is an anti-vax conspiracy theory spouting nutjob who talks about chemtrails, and fucking Bosworth has made a career out of shitting on Texas while living his retirement in fucking Austin. They can both get all the way fucked.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
I mean I was being sarcastic.
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
He owns/runs a megachurch and flaunts cars, private jets, et al. I don't really care if he doesn't explicitly say "Give money to me and you'll get money from God" in his shit, in my book, he's a prosperity gospel preacher. Then again, to be fair, I'd also cross out "very effective and creative pastor" as entirely your opinion. In my opinion he's yet another grifter and huckster wrapping his wealth seeking in the cloak of Jesus on the backs/wallets of people looking for spiritual fulfillment. You might disagree with how I define prosperity gospel, as I disagree with what I consider to be a "Creative and Effective Preacher," so I guess both of our opinions are allowed to differ. He seems like a real peach, though. https://trinityfi.org/accountability/ed-youngs-toxic-church-business-practices-and-mergers-infect-second-baptist-houston-and-other-churches/
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
They get this one in before the House settlement as well?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You don’t know that. We don’t know that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Ah, finance. Easily the top post-athletic field of work for all D1 and professional athletes.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You’ve got a pizza and gaming emporium!?!? The fuck we just hearing about this!!
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
Whoa now, Joel Osteen and all the Ed Young’s, and their equivalents Dallas and their literally millions of followers in Texas alone need you to pump the breaks right there.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Bernard. He hasn’t been around in awhile. Some speculate he’s in prison. also please do not keep using this spacing I could literally die.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Motherfucker is trying to hypnotize us. Stupids like Spider2yBanana are going to wake up naked in a Dairy Queen asking for “dick bacon,” or something equally perplexing. carry on. Respect.