Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
You shouldn’t believe it, because it’s bullshit. That would make him the highest or close to highest assistant on a roster where we already have a qb coach. 2 qb coaches, honestly.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Except you posted it with certainly, implied the real issue here was a dam failure and “look how close the dam is to the cabins,” again with certainty, then tried to crab walk and hem and haw about it after your pants got pulled down. Like you’re doing now. Instead of admitting you fucking made it the fuck up. and by the way, if there was a dam failure, it makes the illustration of human negligence even more bare. Because they would have had plenty of time before a dam failure to warn every fucking camp on the river directly. So you can add another place where negligence could have taken place.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
People here are supposed to believe anything you post now?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I love how you show up to chastise emotional posters here for not giving you information, but you don’t extend that expectation to your elected officials who spend the 30 minutes of a press conference giving no information. I’ve lived through Harvey, which had a new press conference every few hours. I guess my experience with emergency press conferences differs from yours, since apparently your’s all start with a 30 minute dick sucking session and providing zero information about things like missing or dead citizens.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I’ve seen this twice now in your posts, please stop ending them with “the lakes better fill up.” It’s fucking crass, akin to human sacrifice. Fucking stop it, please. How do I know no one was monitoring, or they didn’t have a plan, or there was negligence? Because a fuck ton of fucking little girls are dead, motherfucker. Either they didn’t have a plan, they didn’t have someone monitoring, or the person monitoring was negligent and fell asleep or fucked off to do whatever. Because the people sounding alarms were consistent from 12 hours before and got increasingly urgent through the night and finally issued a warning that could have gotten girls out of cabins before they woke up “by water at their chins.” The kids aren’t woken up by the water itself unless, somewhere, there is fucking negligence. The proof is the dead children.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
That doesn’t sound like an outlier since another storm did similar within the last 10 years. It sounds like the way these things are reported on is the problem. Maybe if reporters led with “potential lake filling event” people would pa more attention. we can’t keep saying 1000 year storm events when they happen every few years.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
That’s not entirely true. Several posters here have referenced the SA who nailed Friday also saying Saturday would come back with a vengeance. Some folks are getting it right.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
So without any knowledge of Kerr county and its elected officials, the judge sounds like a real fucking piece of shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I mean, he is an expert at buying 26 dollar fake gold chains on amazon and allegedly cleaning up pussy in the valley. So in a way, he is an expert on salary caps. Just, you know, from the bottom side.
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Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
Hank_Hill?
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Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
You’re still not helping. You’re a creative guy, describe him. “Handle rhymes with Clack Bandjob.” Or maybe “likes to duck puppies and handle is a shitty song from Creed.”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Your take is a class that ends outside of what…the top 3, top 5, is mediocre? What about the #8 class? Define “mediocre?”
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Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
I’ve got to say this is the poorest description of a single poster I could have ever imagined. “This guy is on my ignore list but you don’t know him. He goes to a different HS.” I mean, the point was to let others guess, right?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
My asshole and probably my two pets sitting next to me just puckered up watching that.
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
That’s actually pretty good.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
If that’s a the “top” of your neighborhood how far below that are you, sir?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Can you you maybe run into Mother Nature on Rainey Street?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
*yawn*
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2025 Thread of the Rains
This was shared around various groups here. This girl goes to Sinclair and lives in our neighborhood.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Red Cross is a fucking Ponzi scheme. Money goes in and straight to bloated salaries and admin.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Lance Jackson, Zina, Smith Orogbo, and the kid this year, plus The Portal think you need to unclip your balls from their holster and let them hang.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
So next stop is Canyon Lake, right? And it should eat up all that water, correct?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Again, I can’t even imagine sweating the edge position at Texas right now. Let tech have Carlton too. Pump their chests.
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
lol 6-2 155. Is he a pine needle?
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the b1g OWNS the orkin bedbug list
while not technically burying the lede here, it sure seems like you’re focusing on the less interesting details. Were you just shopping for a gimp to store in the basement, or did you flat out kill the guy so you could feel something? I think we can all agree that a work trip to Wichita sounds terrible, but probably not Murder A Hobo terrible.