Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Nothing says āmarginalized nationallyā like being the US Ambassador to Israel. Dudes really boxed out of all decision making.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Look at miss piggy, taking off his robe and his wizard hatā¦
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Family Cruise with 18 Year Old Kids (June 2026)
Allow me to helpā¦cruises fucking suck balls. Thereās another cruise thread hereā¦read it. Shit ass cruises like Royal Caribbean cost an arm and a leg and still are floating wal-marts full of corpulent sweatstacks lining up for their 5th trip through the buffet. Imagine 200 people teeming together to share a 1k square foot pool thatās simmering at about 88 degrees. unless youāre going on a cruise like immamac said, where itās a few hundred people and youāre outnumbered by staff, run the fuck away and cover your tracks so the person suggesting you cruise can never fucking find you again. Wife, kids, doesnāt matter who it is, just cut your losses.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Theyāre two havens for stupid posters, so yeah, Iām sure theyāre saying stupid shit. I mean, Jkates is a regular at both spots
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I donāt see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Maybe heās just really unintelligent, young, and has no real concept of whatās on our roster?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
So, your position is that weāre not loaded with talent at Edge, at DL, at the OL, Safety, and maybe CB?
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Fat people that don't want to die
You and your moral high ground are not the boss of me, sir! Im thinking more of a āthis is a license to continue to drink the exact same amounts.ā
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Theyād still do the horns down and weād have changed or disgraced something special because of a meth saddled state full of sister-fucking dumb fucks. Iāll pass.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Well, youāre not reading the posts of one @BurntOrange&White and the esteemed @satyanash, clearly. also, what idiot would accuse them of cheating? What theyāre doing isnāt cheating. Stupid, sure. Cheating, no.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This entire post is built on the assumption, and assumption for which there is no evidence for, and plenty of evidence to the contrary, that Texas will be incapable of winning big recruitments down the road that are the ones they deem as must wins. We were losing to LSU for Collin Simmons till we werenāt, we lost Anthony Hill to A&M until we didnāt, we lost Sharma to Oregon until we didnāt, and Banks, and Cam Williams. Ryan Wingo was staying home. Kade Phillips was going to LSU because we blew it by telling him he was a safety. Was Justus Terry even considering us until we decided shit, we might need DTs? Georgia and Oregon didnāt seem to be able to do shit about it once we did decide it was a need. When did all these flips or commits come? Hmm, I bet it wasnāt June. In summation, you have terrible fucking takes and you might be the only person on earth who resents getting his dick sucked.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You don't have to explain yourself to this board's version of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister for Negativity and this board's version of Ralph Wiggum. The rest of us understood.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No fucking shit. I actually know the posters who told you that shit on this very fucking board. But I guess our staff and program aren't aware... Maybe. Since this is going down pretty similarly to last year, why don't you untuck your shriveled cock and balls and see what happens this fall? I will say, the lack of roster turnover at Texas is fucking insane compared to other programs. If that means we might miss out on some blue chips we wanted to maintain guys we like in the program, every few years, which I'm not even saying is the case, I'm probably OK with it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
First, lets state the obvious; You don't actually have any actual information about the NIL budgets, costs, packages, or anything else at any other school. You don't have any actual information about those things at the fucking school you follow, Texas. So the fact that you say declaratively that other programs don't care about cost is stupid to the point that it should be immediately dismissed, mocked, and you should be laughed at, heartily. Second, we just inked the number one class, loaded at damn near everywhere, a few short months ago, including some big time over the top efforts at the end to get key, high cost players. And this was after everyone piss and shit themselves all summer about our class. And, this is something I actually know, our fundraising has only gotten stronger and improved since last year. So maybe, maybe, act like you can remember at some point in your life what it was like to have a set of balls.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Justus Terry wasn't going to end up here, either. And also, that's one guy's opinion writing checks after a game of telephone with Blackcat. I'd more point out that Blackcat, and the donor in question, we're overwhelmingly positive about the situation and how we're handling things, and yet Satya found a way to be negative and fling his period blood all over the board, and you for some reason felt the need to lap it up like a thirsty kitten. This is a real great showing for you, I'm sure everyone is really surprised by this turn of events.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Who said we don't have a shot? You know there's a difference between Choosing Not To Match or Choosing Not To Promise Playing Time and "we have no shot, right?" Edit: DuckOfDeath beat me to it.
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Houstonian Club Resident Membership for Sale
New Poster with 1 post in this very hidden thread on Surly. Totally not suspicious. Suuup Icono.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Would you prefer we simply allowed our opponents to pay less money to get players and therefore have more powder to fuck with us somewhere that's actually important...which sure as shit isn't fucking Edge. I'm all for making aTm pay insane moneys for a RB too. Weirdly, we seemed to show up just fine with the money to pay a fuck ton of transfer and recruit DL last cycle. Do you think the fact the position and our roster situation might play into things just a bit?
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Fat people that don't want to die
I bought these pills based on your post above, on pure whim and curiosity. I've tried hangover pills before, they're all bollocks. I've done hydrating during and before bed, and I'm no stranger to IVs in vegas, etc. In other words, I'm no stranger to how I feel after drinking, and the remedies, and at 45, pretty much anything more than 4 and I can tell the next day I was drinking, even if I don't feel bad. Anything past 6 and I'm guaranteeing a hangover. These pills are expensive...and I've got to say, based on the sample size of exactly one, I can tell a fucking difference. Last night I probably had 7 drinks, starting at 4 pm, ending at 9 pm. I followed the instructions, went to bed, woke up at my usual 4-430 feeling like I haven't had a drink in days. I'm...going to continue experimenting with this shit after I get back from California, since that trip is going to be mostly dry.
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Diabetes
@jimmyjazz not a diabetic, but Iāve been off and on keto. Thereās a lot of recipes that overlap with diabetes and such. Thereās also some techniques Thatguy might try. One is if you make rice, then stick it in the fridge for a night, it turns the carbs into something un-absorbable. It would help even further with glycemic spikes. also, egg life wrap and low carb tortillas might be something yall might want to to test out. Plus sweeteners like monk fruit and erythritol.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Holy fuck, I've never seen that site before and...holy fuck. About DailyWire+ is the streaming home of The Daily Wire, Jordan Peterson, Movies, PragerU, and Bentkey. Weāre one of Americaās fastest-growing media companies and counter-cultural outlets for news, opinion, and entertainment. Weāre building the future you want to see. The Daily Wire does not claim to be without bias. Weāre opinionated, weāre noisy, and weāre having a good time. Conceived by Ben Shapiro and Jeremy Boreing, The Daily Wire was meant to be something unique in the right-of-center media landscape ā a truly for-profit business with an emphasis on distribution and marketing. In partnership with Caleb Robinson, the team launched The Daily Wire in 2015 with an initial investment of $4.7M by Farris Wilks. In month fourteen the company became cash flow positive and has since driven exponential growth.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2027: Elko's Cholesterol - Not Great, Not Terrible
Ty Knutson looks like he tortures cats and dogs behind his house.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Iām about to have to buy a coastal Carolina shirt.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Itās what Iām known for, sir. This is like an aggie saying theyāre disappointed by 8-4ā¦.ok nevermind.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Iām so glad you can see that pancakes come in stacks and Kirby lane serves breakfast, including pancakes. Must have been real leap for you.